Holy fuck this girl I dated ~yr ago just texted me out of the blue

Holy fuck this girl I dated ~yr ago just texted me out of the blue.
I haven't talked to her in a few months and she sent this.
I really liked her and I have no idea why she'd want to talk.
7 chooses what I send.

no

jk go on then

Can I get some of your nudes to slap my donkey dong to, just like old times?

fuck you op

Are you back about the offer to dress me up like a chick and fuck me with a strap-on? Wait shit, was that another girl? Sorry if it wasn't you.

Wew lad

No

Is this about the existence of little Johnny Bastard and the robbing of my livelihood? If not, I'm not interested.

tits or gtfo

Tits or GTFO

"How good to hear from you M'Lady! Might I interest you in the Ol'Lickaroo?"

Only if you show me that puss

Sure, what's up?

If you come over here and fuck me. I've really missed you.. Physically atleast.

>No

roll

rolling for this

roll

just say" Sure, what about?"

I don't know, CAN WE?

Are you interested in a relationship with her or are you willing to fuck this up just for a bunch of Sup Forumstards?

...

Reroll

roll for this

Rolling and rolling

for justice

this

hey cute what up?

Nudes

Roll

say "sure"

Reroll

"Sure"

rolling for this

Niggers

OP is a faggot

Anna. Ill admit I kinda miss saying that name. What's up?

Hell naaw nigga, ill bust yo bitch ass

why not just say
"Yeah sure, what about?"

rollll

Man, that's a BEAUTIFUL cock -- and a nice set of hairy, balls making hot loads of HIV semen! I'd love to have you impregnate a some of my CD4 cells. Then I'd have a strain of your descendants living in me always. Very Hot! Happy Fucking, Brother!

lel, rolling for this

"Yes mommy"

...

Winner

Yeah what's up

Sure, what's up?

Ey bby u wan sum fuk

fuck you

WINRAR!!!

re re-roll

DINGDINGDING WINRAR

win i guess

No dumbass. See where this goes. I'm interested.

Sheeeeeiiiiiit

Rolling for normalcy.

chekd

Sure, but check my dubs first

Only if you wear your dads clothing

roll

JUST DELIVER WITH THIS ONE
DONT RUIN THIS FOR YOURSELF
OP!

What do you wanna be she is 'prego OP...

>YFW she tells you she is prego

>can we talk

that's never good, she probably thinks you've been stalking her and wants you to stop.

Shut the fuck up summerfag

Kek

Waiting for her to respond.
I'll post a new get number when I post the response.

THIS.

You stupid fuck.

Fucking. Solid.

"cancer"

Yeah OP, this is interesting enough without you saying predictable Sup Forums bullshit to her. I am officially offering you a Sup Forums Don't Do It card for this. But you still need to post what she says.

What a fucking hero

OP wtf are you thinking?

OP knows what they're doing shush faggot

lol she is telling you in few min that u have a son and bla bla and money

Good job, op

Holy shit, you're an idiot. Way to fuck it up.

Figure this shit out for yourself OP. You aren't always gonna have help with this stuff

You stupid fucker! Hrrrr!

...pleasantly surprised. I didn't think she'd reply that fast to THAT

Op really had balls

Wow like I've never heard that from Sup Forums before!

"Yeah, Niggers is my word for yes"

So wanna get some KFC

...

my life has no meaning

I guess we can. It's been a long time. I joined the Ku Klux Klan since we last spoke. Have you had any epiphanes about racial purity of your own?

No way this shit is real, OP

Purp nigga hell ye

Just say yes and see what it is, cunt.

So you need that fatty boombalatty babes

If we aren't talking nudes I don't wanna talk

Yes

Don't screw this up, dumbass.

nigger u forgot the numbers for next roll
so i help u 86 is next

fucking this.

Imi sugi tu mie pula :DDD

sorry autocorrect, anyway what's up?

Please tell me you want me to fill your whore mouth with my hot cum.