THE GLORIOUS IMPERIAL CITY OF STOCKPORT edition
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Aiden Wright
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Gabriel Peterson
karen
Andrew Campbell
high school
college
university
this is correct
Lucas Watson
willy
Aiden Howard
got no time for yanks
Kayden Bailey
Cara is ugly as fuck and so is maisie.
Noah Kelly
George Michael fucking bossed 1984 Christmas.
Connor Torres
willy is over 6 inches
anyone else?
Oliver Brown
Junior school
Middle school
High school
University
Bentley Robinson
always do a think about the hat museum when i go past it on the train
anyone been?
Cameron Rivera
as yes the world famous hat museum
I have a season pass
Easton Ward
>>read a book
i can barely think straight enough to continue shitposting
Brody Foster
my dreams used to be about stories and adventures
now they're about trying to be normal and having a stable life beyond my bedroom
Brayden Butler
Asuka.
Lincoln Garcia
6.5 reporting
Hurts the gf if i go balls deep, but does fine the rest of the time
Quite happy
Caleb Powell
my dreams are still about stories and adventures, sometimes sex and sex adventures
Sebastian Powell
yes
Justin Foster
stratford is alright
Noah Barnes
what did he mean by this?
do you think he's been on the brandy?
Ryder Roberts
no haha
Julian Foster
didn't get the gf a christmas present now she's not replying to my texts
Austin Russell
went there on a school trip as a kid
quite boring, the underground air raid shelters in stockport are bretty cool though
Jace Rodriguez
willy is 5inches
I'm also a 'gin
Benjamin Miller
when will le 2016 end? XDD
Jeremiah Peterson
What a shitty year
Easton Morales
how does your life get into that much of a state you end up with 0 friends?
Parker Campbell
>Be Prime Minister
>spend your time pissing about going to your sister's Christmas shows and trying to shag Downing Street staff
>create poor relations with America because he was scared of getting cucked by the President
why the fuck was he elected
Elijah Green
so a childhood buddy of mine sent me a friend request on fb the other day. he's got a qt wife, loving parents, and a nice house. And then I cry for a little bit.
Jaxon Moore
Retard
Owen Adams
me the bird
Jaxson Myers
whew he's just a ginge
good thing he's not a virgin or else we'd have a problem
Grayson Ortiz
What about girth?
Im 6.5 as well but 5 inches girth, they say girth matters more
Parker Edwards
5.5 here haha dicklet
severe fordyce spots tho
also an 'irgin
Jordan Barnes
what kind of runtlyfe do you live where middle school was a thing?
Austin Rivera
at least it's been entertaining as an outsider
Adam Gomez
an actual good post.
Alexander Moore
i dunno
i used to have a few but we all kind of drifted apart for one reason or another
Nicholas Clark
anyone else watching love actually?
this american bird is fit
Wyatt Peterson
his sister married a black guy tho. so i've got that on him
Isaac Perry
its actually really quite easy
Asher Peterson
only literal leftists dislike trump
Kevin Harris
No idea how you'd even measure girth, nor do i care enough to do it
Would say it's fairly girthy, makes for an aesthetic willy without being too chubby looking
Tyler Smith
I usually just stop replying to people
Nathan Powell
what's wrong with it?
I think its been solid and next year looks even better
Alexander Stewart
no idea the queen was married to Charles Dance
Gavin Ramirez
Etobicoke
Aaron Morgan
big fan of when stacey from gavin and stacey gets her baps out in love actually
Samuel Miller
the slut in the devil dress is nicer tbf.
Ryder Wright
LMAO
runt ground zero
Jose Morgan
alright lads happy christmas 2015
can't wait for us to stay in the EU and for Hillary to become president
Xavier Moore
>tfw no Natalie gf
Colton Garcia
Just wrap a measuring tape around your willy and measure its circumference
Carson Taylor
stockport viaduct is one of the modern wonders of the world
Parker Gutierrez
be anti-establishment
dislike trump but agree with his stance on deleting corruption
Andrew Adams
Eastenders was utter tripe this year apart from Lee getting arrested an max coming back
Robert Green
>there are literal Rasheed's in the thread RIGHT NOW not watching Love Actually
Aaron Nelson
>tfw to intelligent too be british
Matthew Foster
David Rodriguez
Want to be a nationalist/Patriot because I don't really like foreigners but then i realise I hate loads of Brits too
Quite a conundrum
Asher Bennett
has to be fabric one, dont wanna cut ur willy with a metal edge
Connor Garcia
I don't watch TV
James Rogers
don't remember m8
Benjamin Russell
Umm...not really sweetie
Daniel Diaz
she stuff that shit
Liam Adams
Yeah but do you hate British culture?
Cause I do
Jose Nguyen
would help if you wernt a paki
Leo Parker
>190kg runt still hasn't fucked off
really cooks the almonds
Joshua Bailey
how's getting spit-roasted by West Toronto and Mississauga?
Nathan Richardson
utterly unnecessary
Robert Lee
Wrong song lads
Liam Price
/brit/core
Colton Wilson
We are all the same
Owen Allen
speak welsh everywhere except online
don't respond in english when retard chavs ask me stupid questions
it's like being chinese, I'm free to insult anglomonkeys as often as I want and they think I'm fucking arabic lmaaaooo
Jonathan Green
The maritimes power rankings
Quebec >>> newfoundland >>>>>>>>>> the rest
David Richardson
>Loveless
Gavin Flores
suspension of disbelief isn't enough
Zachary Lewis
bit one dimensional
Jack James
l a r g e s t
b r i c k
s t r u c t u r e
i n
b r i t a i n
Mason Reed
>user can you rubbed sun cream on my-BRRRAAAPPPPPPP oops! teehee!
Aiden Watson
Good lad
Is there a derogatory term for the English in Welsh?
Jace Price
boxing day choon i reckon
Bentley Sanders
If the Gubermint came to you and paid you to install a digital microphone in your living room that was backed up forever people would lose their shit.
But some PRISM-enabled corporation charges people to do the same and everyone's all like "Take my money!!"
Kevin Evans
howling
Jacob Miller
*pppppPPPPRRRRRRRRAAAAAAAAAAAAPPPPPPP*
Joseph Phillips
actual power ranking
newfoundland > maritime bits of QC > PEI > new brunswick > n*va sc*tia
Nathan Gray
shan't be reading anything about canada
Michael Sullivan
dad burst into my room earlier drunk out of his mind and started throwing darts at me (didn't even know we had a dartboard) and screaming 'ONE HUNDRED AND EEEEEIIIIGGHHHHTTYY' and muttering something about the 'purple horse cartoon' I watch
>kind of suspect he's disappointed in me
Colton Lewis
Christ alive!
Isaac Kelly
fuck christmas
jesus was the bernie sanders of his time
Jaxson Baker
I like how they talk about what his comments mean without ever fully quoting him. It means they can lie their ass off and get away with it because it's all inference and they never have to show the reader the original quote, which isn't anything like that.
Ryan Thompson
I dont live there anymore but Etobicoke was max comfy. Don't know what you're going on about
Zachary Jackson
alri grandad
fucking ANCIENT choon
get with the times coffin dodger
Thomas Wilson
right the welsh have gone too far this time
Jackson Adams
saesneg and sais are the word for english and it works pretty well as it is
in regards to slang I don't really know or use any
Kayden Davis
Amazon don't want to do anything to me for having all that info but sell me stuff.
Lucas Wilson
marketing is everything
Juan Baker
Reminder to all freedom fighters out there
gas the americans
Jordan Stewart
...
Aiden Hall
primary school
secondary school
university
Dominic Allen
>Nobody is born racist