How is this guy even a professional footballer?
My gran has better ball control than this fucking piece of shit. Is it that fucking difficult to improve your technique? He's literally a lamppost that occasionally (only against bad teams though) deflects the ball into the net.
Watch him ruin EVERYTHING again on Saturday.
bundesliga the player
decent but unrememberable
if you look like him you can get away with pretty much anything. damn, i want to suck his dick (no homo)
the premier league doesn't have a single world class player though
>the current year
>still hating on goatmez
my retarded demented grandpa has the same opionon. just look at his goals. look at the way he moves. how he draws defenders etc. if you can't see that than you can't see shit retard
He is pretty decent, much better than overrated players like Giroud, Benteke, Sturridge, etc.
>tfw the premier league never had a peaking GOAT or undisputed best of the world, ever.
lel, even the brazilian league got it for several seasons, even after pele.
even the argentinean league had it with Riquelme there.
He's a decent striker.
He scores goal for Germany.
If you want to convince Löw to fall for the false 9 meme again and put Götze on the pitch, be my guest. It will make the other teams' job easier.
The Brazilian never had it because you can't be considered the best player if you play in the banana league
>Hazard
>David Silva
>Payet
>Rooney
>Kane
>Kante
There's 6 off the top of my head that are world class
>Hazard
>David Silva
>Rooney
>Rooney
>Kane
Here we go.
Only Hazard come close. The rest are literally whos.
>gomez is bad xddd
children of today come up with the wierdest maymays.
Mate David Silva is one of the best playmakers in the world on form nobody is even close to him at all not even Iniesta or Xavi at their peak. The amount of chances he creates is insane he is the sole reason City get all their goals.
yet we won 3 of our world cups with mostly domestic players
yet we are the ones to win the most WCs ever
brazil at its lowest is vastly superior to england and most european NTs.
feels good to be a feeder league to be honest.
he's a great poacher and still has a killer instinct.
would he be right for a top-tier team playing nice football? no. is he just about the perfect weapon for knocking in crosses thrown into cobbled together national teams? maybe
>1906 + 2010
>not being tsundere for goatmez
it's not like 33gomez.com shouldn't be the first link on your bookmarks bar, baka
(i can't read kebab but the site seems to be down and only plays the intro to the song, however a kind user seems to have to made a spartan yet functional version here tomnash.eu
ENGLELS BTFO
And now with brexit its gonna be harder for them to import niggers
Isn't he like the top scorer in the roach league or something like that?
hazzard its not world class, its was a promise but never made it.
I don't know why he was so dogshit for Fiorentina... but he was good in bayern, NT and seemingly okay in turkey
>hazzard its not world class
Thorgan hazard is not world class, no
Only World Class player from that list was Silva.The rest are big memes especially,Hazard.And Rooney isnt anymore on that level.
>FUCK GOALS LOL
This all aplies to this stupid fuck as well
Do you even watch EPL ? They are all clearly world class especially Kane
>it's an englel rates players in his league post
shut up leaf
They had TSUUMAN, for a brief period. His peak is still going strong after 8 years, that's why he is goat.
>he picked the 3 best players (at their peaks) from the post
He will be benched and Götze will play against Italy because Löw thinks HE has to win the game with some tactical master plan that will end up completely backfiring.
Name me a single player better than Ronaldo in 07/08.
He was better than Kaka too in 06/07.
he didn't peak there.
he's shown signs of greatness, just like he did at sporting, but didn't peak there.
>showed signs of greatness
>scored 31 in 34 games
>won the ballon d'or and CL in the same season
That zika's shrunk your brain, favelinho.
>That zika's shrunk your brain, favelinho.
learn to handle your frustration.
Ronaldo didn't peak at Man. United. He's only shown signs of greatness, he was showcasing his abilities to a titan club, something no english club is.
If none of these are considered world class, then that means there's only about 7 truly world class players playing right now, making it the shittiest gen of players ever.
>watching the"""english"""""premier""" """""league """"""""
>messi and ronaldo playing at same time
>shittiest gen of players ever
football is your main sport lad, stop embarrassing yourself.
no it isnt you idiot
why are spics so dumb
He's better than Götze.
Das erste Tor gegen die Hollaender, einfach klasse.
>Germans say this when Müller exists
Please, apply the same fucking logic to Müller. I am a fucking lifelong bayer supporter FROM FUCKING LOWER BAVARIA
HOW IS MÜLLER VIEWED AS WORLD CLASS, HE'D BE SHIT IF HE PLAYED IN FUCKING KÖLN OR WHATEVER, HE LITERALLY GETS 10 PERFECT CHANCES A GAME AND IF HE SCORED ONE OF THEM HE'S THE GOD
FUCK I WILL NEVER NOT BE MAD
>you can have any woman you want
>but you need to have sex with mario once a week
would you do it?
Yea and Man City is one of the best clubs in the world aswell, right?
ITT: Deluded Englels
die Frage ist ob er selbst es geniesst..
tut er.
I'd give it a maybe, leaning on yes so
Woman or women? Also am I catching or pitching?
>be german
>Mario Gomez is so latino name
>still german
das fuq?
women. you could fuck anyone at any time.
both catching and pitching, depending on what he wants. also you'd have to kiss him, give head, and even swallow
Immigrant. This is on par complaining of Ozil or Boateng playing for Germania.
Here lad, I'm not sucking cock, definite no now
>also you'd have to kiss him, give head, and even swallow
Haha, I see you put some thought into this, Hans.
who wouldn't think about sex with based Mario?
his goal and moving was pretty great in the last match.
i am not a big gomez fan but there or no alternatives.
even if this one is bait someone wrote seriously that englel has as good players as hummels, neuer, kroos, boateng in their team.
doesn't take much to look world class in the epl.