/NFL/ General : T H I C C edition

WAS:Schefter: Cousins deal 'too difficult to do'
CIN:Bengals could use more two-back formations
CLE:Hue Jackson 'all in' on Robert Griffin III
IND:Colts make QB Luck highest-paid player ever
FA:Manziel says he's going sober starting July 1
SEA:Seahawks lock Doug Baldwin up through 2020
ARZ:Report: Cards want Mathieu deal before camp
MIN:Cordarrelle Patterson: I need to work harder
FA:Ex-Colt Tipton killed in accidental shooting
DAL:Ezekiel Elliott could crack 300 carries?
TEN:Mariota will hand it off '40 times' to win
BUF:Legendary coach Buddy Ryan dies at 85

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The Houston Texans

2nd for luck

>paying luck $23m/yr just to get btfo by the pats every year

1th for repeat

I can't wait to watch him lose another superbowl

If dalton is worth a big contract, Luck definitely is

>going sober on the 1st
>not the 5th
Terrorist or liar?

Liar. He'll be dead by OD on the third lol.

Ti- COWBOYS DYNASTYs OFFICIAL QB RANKINGS SPONSORED BY X hamster (Updated 6/30)

Elite
1. Rodgers
2. Brady
3. Brees
4. Romo

Quality Franchise QB
5. Roethlisberger
6. Wilson
7. Rivers
8. M. Ryan
9. Newton
10. Dalton
11. Luck
?. Dak Prescott

Mid Tier
12. Stafford
13. Manning
14. A. Smith
15. Palmer
16. Joe Flacco
17. Kirk Cosuins
18. Tannehill
19. T. Taylor

Low Tier
20. Cutler
21. Carr
22. Mariota
23. Bortles
24. Osweiler
25. Winston
26. Bridgewater

Meme Tier
27. Bradford
28. Sanchez
29. Gabbert
30. Geno Smith
31. RG3

?. Jared Goff
?. Carson Wentz

Dalton got a solid contract something like 16mil per year iirc

23+ would be unmanageable if the Colts actually had some decent talent worth extending

i-its our year r-right?

sure it is
you should bet the house on it

your year was 1991

Not an argument

spare some playoffs guys? spare wildcard spot anybody?

playoff-less since '99 will dance for playoff spot

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>1. Rodgers
>4. Romo
>8. M. Ryan

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I'll give you a playoff spot if you get memed on in it.

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hahaha
>Raiders
>Super bowl 50

nice trips tho

10/10 body
2/10 fess

All objectively and unbiasedly correct

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I'm sure the players would have a hard time keeping eye contact with her

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Hope your butterfaced shitskin will get deported once Trump is elected.

I'll just come back after the Raiders-Texans game, faggot

>implying we won't marry and have 15 white mocha children
Can't get deported if youre married :^)

I don't get it

Yeah you can unless you entered on K1 visa.

>Matt Ryan above Joe Flaccid
That's fucking wrong though SENPAI, Roddy White and Julio Jones are both gonna waste away in the south because of him Choking

Roddy White would never be relevant without Matt. I agree about Julio though.

>Roddy White
>going to waste away
>implying he hasn't been wasted away for the last 3 fucking years

You just playing outdated Madden games or what?

they're playing in mexico this year

The game is being played in Mexico

I am a citizen sir , plus this is commiefornia I'm sure there are a few million beaner barrios for hiding out in the asylum towns

A. Smith should easily be at least either infront or behind Andy Dalton.

This thread is giving me
Keks
Boners
And confusion in that order

Maybe now a because falcons have shit chance of going anywhere... Falcon's as a whole havent been Much for 3 years
I always thought him an above average receiver (white)

Who would Donald trump support?

Hard mode: can't name either New York City team

matt ryan has been carried by roddy white/michael turner, tony gonzalez, and julio jones successively throughout his career
patriots right?

Nice digits. Matt Ryan has been carried mostly by refs, as a Bucs fan I know how rigged Atlanta games can get.

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>Windows phone

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I dont get it

Please upgrade your monitor

>All you had to do was keep up with the league, Johnny!

Also Ricky Williams in NFL Street

Censored to keep it sfw. Raiders poster in the back.

How did you Carrmageddon's nudes?

>Carrmageddon
Who?

carmageddon

>The Eagles haven’t lost a game to the Giants since the 2013 season, posting a 5-1 record against them over the last three years.

Gents couldn't beat chip's meme teams

One of the seven deadly sins of /nfl/

The only female trip I've ever known was CGLL. Does this Carrmageddon frequent here?

how soon till he dies /NFL/?

Which jersey should I get /nfl/?

Ben Heeney
Mario Edwards Jr.
Marquette King

I'm torn


Also Sheldon Richardson was suspended lel just 1 game though

Has any player crashed-and-burned as quickly as Manziel?

Aeria Gloris is also a grill

>The only female trip I've ever known was CGLL.
so, what, you only were here for the first part of that dumb saga? they were exposed as a fake after they shitposted so badly that half of the other boards came here to intervene. I feel stupid just remembering it.

wait, who? I thought that was just one of bb's other names

who the fuck is going to be in the top 10 now that aaron donald
von miller
khalil mack
russel wilson
aj green and
josh norman
are 11-20
?
tom brady
jjwatt
aaron rodgers? (doesn't deserve desu)

>CLE:Hue Jackson 'all in' on Robert Griffin III

comeback player of the year desu

I'M NOT A FUCKIN WOMAN

no, you're a fucked woman. fucking women get on top, you're too lazy.

what

You would know about being on bottom, faggot

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>Not an argument
>Doesnt say why
Are all clots fans retarded?

says the one who can't find any pleasure in anything anymore except the stick up your ass

nvm

I found pleasure when I put my stick up your mom's ass last night

Antonio Bryant
Odell Beckham Jr.
Luke Kuechly
JJ Watt
Julio Jones
Aaron Rodgers
Tom Brady
Cam Newton (Outside of Watt's super year, the MVP usually is #1)
Joe Thomas
Adrian Peterson.

you don't have that kind of stick retard, you're a fucked woman remember?

I hate this logic, just because another team pays big money for a QB doesnt mean your team should have to.

dude thats supply and demand

Ur mum was a fucked woman last night m8

this guy m8Why would fitzpatrick take 12 million to play with the jets when people like bradford are making 18 million with a worse resume
money is important

That's market basics though. If the market is paying a certain amount for a product or service, you should compensated similarly if you have the same (or more) to offer.

this, if another team pays a lot of money for a QB your QB is going to want a lot more money because the market changes, that's how economics works

t. team that paid too much for Sam Bradford

sports.yahoo.com/news/johnny-suspended-manziel-punished-by-nfl-for-substance-abuse-violation-172749360.html

How do you punish someone who will never play again lol?

Romo is a top 6 quarterback

You cannot refute this.

Just watched super bowl 35 for the first time

Are these guys elite?

Joe Thomas was already on the list

Well that didn't last too long

dude don't post that gross shit

one guy is
I'll let you decide which one it is

>15. Von Miller

NFL Top 100 is shit m8.

>56. Blake Bortles
>100. Derek Carr

That alone isn't justifiable.

yeah that was pretty shocking

>Fart Memer

Wow, that felt great. Is this what you guys feel like all day? Shitposting seems really cathartic

That's only the beginning.

Just don't overdo it or you'll end up overdosing like Old Bay or Tiki.

"give us a massage user!"

what was Jordy ranked last year?

i'd say shitposting is a top 5 rush i've experienced, right up there with dabs and shrooms

dem sum top shelf tootsies

Shitposting should be a sport p