Any tips for a fight Sup Forums, tomorrow i'm gonna fucking kill my former best friend but i never had a real fight

Any tips for a fight Sup Forums, tomorrow i'm gonna fucking kill my former best friend but i never had a real fight.
>inb4 trained mma for 2 years
>Quitted because i don't tolerate pain at all

Just shoot him if you know you're really going to need to kill him, or avoid the situation, or ask someone to help resolve the conflict peaceably.

Put your ass into every punch.

> be aware of your surroundings
> utilize distance and keep circling towards his week hand (if he hasn't trained, he'll prolly just be throwing overhand rights, so you're going towards his left)
> after he misses a shot, assume horse stance
> clench your fists and butthole and begin the following chant
> WALLA WALLA WALLA...
> He'll back up out of confusion
> Now jump as high as you can
> at the apex, grab your knees and release your butthole
> if performed correctly, you should consume your best friend with your ass, like in that south park episode

Don't just block then punch, use one motion.
Keep your fucking hands up and stay on your toes
Don't use unnecessary movements they will tire you out quicker
Remember to put your whole body including your breath into your punches
Breathe through your nose and show no signs of fatigue or emotion
Do not telegraph your movements, fake him out
Use attacks he can't see I.e. kick him in the shins close up
And remember action is faster than reaction don't stand there in his punch/kick range
It helps to take out his arms or legs by striking the brachial or psiatic nerves
If he gets u in a lock break his fingers or toes
Use his own weight against him, if he pushes you pull

why don't you give us some context?

Are you so immature that you can't possibly come to an understanding?

If you clench something in your fist while you punch, your punch will be a lot stronger.

Kick his balls. Then slap his nose and push your thumbs into his eyes. And stream it

You don't deserve any advice if this is the picture you chose. You should be killed

Punch him in the throat then kick him in the kneecap push him to the ground get put him in the arm bar hold.

Kick his knees out. If you manage to daze him with a punch proceed to stomp his knee inward.

greet as a friend, as you go to shake hands, punch in throat, grab him with your forearm while circling to the back, strangle him till he dies.. need i go further?

I'm not a furfag, i'm on my cellphone and didn't find any fitting pic

do u understand how inb4 works

Plz repost after the fight and make sure YOU WEAR A FUCKING CUP TO PROTECT YOU DICK

People kill each other for petty reasons all the time, shut the fuck up and get the fuck out.

Not really, but he's talking shit and i didn't want yo look like a pussy. I won't write everything because i'm a Mexifag and my english is broken af

Escribelo en español y yo se los traduzco a los gringos pendejo

fucking bump

>so edge
>much fedora
>m'lady

This fight has no rules, yeah? Get his eyes, try to trip him, ground and pound. Keep him blinded, that should buy you some time to get in some shots. Target the back of his head with those punches. Nose is also good target. Now, I'm not going to ask what happened between you two but I have to ask on principle, why are you a faggot?

Muslims, I don't think I need to to say more. Now fuck off.

Hit first, hit hardest, don't stop.

The majority of fights are won by the person who gets the first hit in.

you're an embarrassment and I pity you, knowing every day must be a struggle to understand life

>look mum I am trulllin the neckbeards EXDDDDDDDDDDDDD LMAO

So what I'm hearing is that you're some douchey high schooler who shouldn't be on this site

>Take a viagra about half an hour before the fight.
>On the way to the fight, stroke up and get hard
>Once you get to the "stare each other down like faggots" stage, rip your clothes off and scream "CUPCAKES FOR EVERYONE!!!"
>Attack him with every fiber in your being. Gouge eyes, bite ears, rip sack
>As you tower above his crumpled frame with your tiny, bloody, throbbing little dick at parade salute know that nobody will ever, EVER fuck with you again.

>punch him in the throat
>push him in the ground
>jerk off his dick until he passes out from exhaustion
>you win.

Calling bullshit

Try this.

Go buy some steel toe boots and kick him in the knees/shins. Going to the balls will be too obvious, but he wont expect a steel enforced shin-kick.

>Any tips for a fight Sup Forums, tomorrow i'm gonna fucking kill my former best friend
underage b&
fuck off kid

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Instructions not clear, hanging from dick.
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Keep your thumbs outside

I pity you I pity you, FUCKING MUSLIM LOSER. NO ONE WANTS YOU EVEN YOUR FUCKING ALLAH, whose mother I fucked.

Search up 'proper haymakers' and practice those and the fucker's face will look like jelly

this, even if your a beta scrub, if you can get a good haymaker in you can turn things around. Also suggest the Steel Toe boots thing incase you can get a punch in.

>Don't tolerate pain at all
>Zootopia reaction face

You ain't gon do shit tomorrow you fucking fagget.

Yeah don't swing wide like some faggot, they see it coming from a mile away and it's never a knockout punch. Go straight for it.

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