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/britishgf2017/ edition

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Fuck off Yank

Fuck off yank.

don't suppose you could fuck off, could you?

fuck off yank

NON-YANK EDITION

how was your christmas

lovely montage laddie, you make that?

D͎͔̖̪̺̙̂O̧̯̖̤̘̳̱̝̐͗̈ͩͧ̓͜ ͉̰͕ͯ̄ͭ̀̃͟N̘̣̣͇̮̳͙̼ͧ̄ͩͣ̅́̈́̚O̓̓̀̿̀͐҉̘̭͙̙̱͍͉̫T̳̺̮̦̯͈̥̉͢ͅ ̷̢̯̣̆ͣ͆̽ͪL̙̤̤͇ͫ̍̀̾̍̾͜ͅI̘̣̘̳̺ͤ̓S͈̱͓ͪ̄͂̓̃T͓̥͖̰̹̗̾̄̅E̴̡ͫͭ̒̽ͫͩ͏͈̗̗͙̦̭͍N̟̤͚͔̰̔̇̃̃ͦ ̙̰̄ͭ̍͠͡T̮ͣ̏̊ͩ͗͗Ò̷̟̻̳̻͉̯͌ͪͨ̐͢ ̯̤̣͙͙̲͎͋͐͒͠͞T̰͙̜͖̆̏̊H̷̤̱͙̩̩̓̕E͖͍͇̯̹̺̫̊͋̓̐͠ ̟̭͓̬͈̦̮̳͐̌͂̊͒̚M̗͖̲̟̠ͮ̇ͣͫ͠͝Ą̸̙̙͍͎̺̥̊Ḭ̢̗̮̮̉ͦ̍N̟̣͖̳̹̙̱͉ͣ̃̾ͤ͛͌̀ͯS͕̣͎̰͙̘̪̙̄ͭ͛̽ͪ͆Ť̵͈͓̲̯͂͗ͯ͆̏̍͟Ȑ̶͙̮̤̒̃͐̍̀́͞E̢̠̳̫͖̟̰͈̅̓͌͑͗̽̏A̢̠̱̯̖͕͖̎̄͗͊ͭ̾ͨ̓̓M͇̺̦̤̘͔̫͇̀̃́ ̸̰̤͉̞̹̲͓̺ͯͮ́̾ͤ̉̈́̓M̡͕̟̟̦͔͉͓̦ͣ̉ͩE̥͍͇̞ͬͦ̀͞D͇̹̙̮̺̱̆̒͝ͅI̵͍͍͓̳̎̏͊̈́Ḁ̻͈̠̯̱ͣ̃ͣ͐͊͂̌R̸̺̠͈̀̔ͬ̅̍͛̐́͜

>christmas day
>family shite out of the way
>have a sack of weed and spending the night on /brit/ to look forward too

Good edition, nice one Yank.

legal bud next year bud

immortality is wrong

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Twas the night before Christmas, when all through the plane
Not a creature was stirring, not even Bane
The flight plan was filed with the agency with care
CIA knowing the hostages wouldn’t all reach there

The prisoners were kneeling with bags on their heads
With visions of sleighbells and crashing sleds
And CIA in his polo, and I in my cap,
Had just settled our brains for a long winter’s nap

When out on the clouds there arose such a clatter,
I sprang from the seat to see what was the matter.
Away to the aisle I flew like a flash,
Tore open the seatbelt and turned in a dash

After shouting and shooting, and questions of Bane
One interrupted Wilson, with self-satisfied disdain
When, what, from under a hood should appear,
But a man, with a mask, and soon it was clear

Bigger than average, but still under detain,
I knew in a moment it must have been Bane
More rapid than eagles CIA’s surprise came,
And he pointed, and shouted, and called him by name

“Bane?” he gasped, with shock and surprise
As he realised his flightplan hadn’t included this guise
How vital was the mask, CIA began to wonder
When it would soon sink in he had made such a blunder

Pain would occur, although the target unclear
Until Bane interjected with CIA’s biggest fear
For when told he was a big guy, Bane responded with glee
That CIA feeling glum is how it would be

But then from behind, another plane appeared in the distance
with Bane adding that he needed Pavel’s assistance
The plan was to crash, with all on board
Presents and all, with Bane’s freedom restored

So Bane sprang from his seat, to his team gave a shout,
And down they all slid into his masterplanned rout
But I heard him exclaim, ‘ere he rose out of sight,
"Happy Christmas to all, and to all a good-night!"

Except the janitor

@69084754
Implying I want a fucking Aussie edition instead, you fucking JF piece of shit

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we're in here lads xx

always save the finishing pull of my wank for a british girl 2bh

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does weed give you hangovers? considering taking it up instead of drinking desu

why are aussies scared of building 2 story buildings

surely you'd be safer from the wildlife trying to kill you higher up

A communications disruption can mean only one thing.

>be British women
>be ugly as fuck

its 10 and my family wont go to bed already so I can drink

>being Australian
fucking grim

sick of seeing people fuck this up. the guy who made the image is the one on the right so technically this should say "now canada is my best friend"

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What's this? The hottest new Sup Forums gimmick? Its fucking shit just like every other piece of shit they produce!

my life is shit and i want it to change but i dont know how

wish there was a program or camp for young men to be sent to so that they can turn their lives around

>be kyrgyzstani
>get horsed

>be american women
>have brown skin
>have brown eyes
>have black hair
Ah, yes.

Diversity....

An entire sack? DUDE you're going to be so HIGH!

t.

we're too lazy for stairs

australians?
more like bungalow blokes haha

>being a y*nk

howling that they've had 95 months of a nigger president and still have one more to go.

yes yes, well done poundbury, very well done
HOWEVER

it's called moving to australia and taking up a trade

No it doesn't. Honestly if you're doing some psychoactive drug to forget how shitty your life is nothing beats good ole mj

I turned my life around once but then I fucked it up again and now it's done in properly 2bh

I don't think anyone, even Chuck, expected Poundbury to be have the sort of character and soul of already established towns in England. It's something that occurs over time.

What it does though is counter the problem with shitty new build estates with endless bland houses that all look the same and are built on the cheap on the edge of shithole towns.

fuck off alcoholic

made me feel a bit groggy in the morning when i was a weed addict, it worsened the quality of my sleep as well.

U U
U U

Making me do a think

i live in a 2 story

Got a degree in women's studies, AMA about them.

nothing would change

i'm not worried about finances or anything else

i just mean day to day life, friends, a girlfriend and that you know

british architecture is a cancer that must be stopped immediately

are you a billionaire

well lads

hope you had a merry Christmas

this is true of everything built after 1945

what the fuck is this

We're all moving to aus next year lads

and we're going to design and build a planned community there

/brit/bury

What's my gender? If you guess wrong I'll report you to the SPLC

>when i was a weed addict

no, it's quite a modest home (might be billionare by british standards). I think it's actually an even split between two story and one story homes here. I will admit that newer developments tend to prefer one story but the block sizes are fairly big.

there is literally nothing wrong with british architecture

you twats have no taste

Cryogenic storage facility springs to mind.

Probably watching too much sci-fi

No one wants Pajeets there. Stay the fuck where you are, cunt.

Racist

my mistake for putting fucking Gladiator on
there was fucking nothing else on tv but now they all wont go to bed until its finished

>most American are brown
>most British women have blue or green eyes
>Diversity
>literally getting over run with muds

>implying Jose isn't my best friend
>implying I wouldn't let him fuck my wife well I jerk off

1920*

Some building in London that everyone wanks over and is even listed

no cagers allowed

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don't enable the nonce

im starting a building design course next month

Girl (male)

> maoritelevision

cannot wait to see one single canadian invest his life savings worth 3 (three) freddos to move to australia thinking anyone will join him

I like cyberpunk looking buildings

Its amazing how America manages to remain aesthetic despite their entire country being the equivalent of Milton Keynes

The shirt that's sponsored by ROVER.
about 2001-2003 (I think).
(no cheating by looking at imagessearch.)
how's it feel to waste so much time, effort en money on feminists' propaganda?

reminds me of fallout 4 buildings

he can stay with me haha

imagine the banter

can and aus

its not aesthetic you mong

some nicely taken pictures of roads in california do not mean that the entire country is a disgusting strip mall

you're coming too

we'll need someone to make the cheese

pretty sure (((they))) only allow engineers to design buildings my dude

I agree its a noble effort but I don't think it will ever reach those dreams

>how's it feel to earn 350k starting
Feels great.

no i just design the exterior but i work with architects and draftsmen

>The shirt that's sponsored by ROVER.
>about 2001-2003
are you on about a villa shirt?
don't think it is that one

*enables the nonce*

I am The Nonce.

Caruso St John's approach to conservation is irreverent yet sensitive and achieves a clever solution that expresses a poetic juxtaposition of old and new

*disables the nonce*

It really disappoints me how ugly Britain is, such a beautiful country gone to waste in a space of 70 years

History

His Story

A bit sexist

Look up Ben Law's house

THAT is proper architecture

need a wee but dont want to wake anyone up

wat do

ehh
it's been ugly for centuries
especially victorian times

Woah

as the natives and still a large demographic in new zealand, they should have a right to maintain some semblance of their culture before the imperialist white devil came and ruined the place

abos can fuck off though

>the last 2 generations have been absolutely irrelevant and without purpose

ah okay

don't acknowledge or engage with it

stick willy out the window

won't be moving anywhere snakes can crawl up my bum just like that

Don't flush

America was created by philosophy, Britain by history.