Waifu claiming thread.
>Claim your Waifu/Husbando
>No Claiming Waifus/Husbandos that have already been claimed
>No stealing (unless trips or more)
>No oversexualised content
>No RP/ERP of any kind (maybe some on occasion)
>Discussion is welcomed
>Most importantly, have fun!
tracer claimed!
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>claiming Kurumi
>and Megumin
Here I noticed you, even if you never notice me
:)
THERE IS ONLY ONE TRUE WAIFU
THE FIRST WAIFU
THE WAIFU BEFORE ALL OTHERS
Hi, how are you today Mercy? Also, I don't often start conversations, and if I do it's usually with Kagami or Renge.
I noticed both :)
I love shells
Shinoa claimed ',:)
Right? I mean they don't always produce good results but they're worth a shot.
>Best idol claimed
Claimed.
>you could end up fucking
!!!
I. I mean I'm not apposed to that if it were to maybe happen, I've always been pretty open sexually..
this is embarassing
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So is that the genesis waifu?
Been at work since the morning, came home around 630, about to eat some food and vidya till bed time. The grind never ends!
I assume you are fit due to your running schedule, what is your diet?
Shotgun shells? or sea shells?
Claimed
How often do you have to claim a waifu to keep her?
time to use code keem
Claimed
Sea shells!
For the record I am not gay at this time.
I'm sure you'd make a cute trap though.
This is a claim?
CUNT
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Hereeeeeeeeeees, LILY!
>So is that the genesis waifu?
THE NEON GENESIS WAIFU
>im not gay at this time
WE DON'T HAVE TO BE GAY TO CUDDLE.
mmm sorry, still my explosion magician
By the sea shore?
That was the joke, you clever doll.
>not claiming mercy
you're trash.
I claim mercy.
Foking Claimed Mate
On the beach, sharing a soda. ~
Heh, no. I'm insanely fucking overweight, even for being 6'2". I'm over 300, I'll just say that. Personally, I'd really love to lose weight, but as long as I'm still able to run, I'm pretty fine with it. My grandma and grandpa sometimes make home cooked food, essentially always protein (usually lean) with some like vegetables and shit. And like frozen dinners and shit pretty often. I'd say the healthiest thing I frequently eat is carrots, but I drink a fuck ton of water, about two gallons a day. And hot sauce if that's healthy? Yea, if you couldn't tell, I really don't fucking care about eating healthy, but I stopped eating sugary shit, except for like a banana or some fruit. How many god damn times did I curse throughout that entire paragraph, holy dicks.
Please don't cuck me, It's my fetish....
I'm back from my shower
>I shaved.
>God why.
>he thinks that's mercy in the OP
>I really don't care
drink 2 gallons of water daily
eat things like carrots
U wot
claim-a-rino
Post butthole.
sorry, but trips decided
Still with the fighting?
What's the point and how did it start?
>Story Time
SHE'S MINE. THAT'S ALL THERE IS TO IT.
Carrots taste fine, and I didn't say things like carrots, the only vegetable I frequent is carrots, water is best beverage. I should actually edit this photo to carrots because I despise broccoli.
Dio-sama...
I got a quadra around the end of a terrible game where I got rekt by some anivia who dealt a metric shit ton of damage without even needing any items, to be honest I really didn't care about getting a penta but the fact that the blitzcrank went full BR BR JAJAJA by hiding in his fountain being all proud about not letting me get a penta bothered me a little.
Claimed
GUESSED WHAT ARRIVED TODAY
>GUESS WHO
I replied to Megumin with "roll for steal"
>got 666
Now i'm dealing with a butthurt child
What'd you think?
Shiro?
Some hormones shit I don't fucking know.
It's just the way you cook em, of course they aren't going to please your pallete by just steaming em. Some light teriyaki recipies will make your mouth orgasm
Lol bronzer
ＨＡＳ ＢＥＥＮ ＣＬＡＩＭＥＤ。
Rory-Sama!
That's a nice, badge?
I bought these before.
>Still Lily.
Tracer is shit
I remember you telling me about the patch you ordered.
But do you have any operator gear to slap it on?
To home!
(Finding dory reference)
Cause the breeze feels good~
Oh my~
Sharing won't kill you
I like sea shells. I love the short before the movie!
Does new thread not apply to you?
Nope. My Italica patch.
Very good taste, friend.
Saber Alter is claimed.
>No stealing unless Trips or more.
I'll have you know that I'm silver III
not that I'm proud of it, but there was a gnar who called me a bronzie even after seeing that I was silver III
He was a pretty big faggot to look at his allies's ranks in the middle of a match
>Guess who
Tuka?
Pasta.
:> you saved what I sent you!
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Farewell thread
That's pretty gay.
no
>690863586
Ok, i'll steal Megumin, and you too
I like spinach too. I like the vegetables that taste like nothing, or have very little taste to them if you couldn't tell.
Also... Never formally claimed Lily.
MINE.
That short was SO DAMN CUTE! I swear, Pixar never fails to amaze me with their animation and storytelling.
I love sea shells
>is best waifu
Claimed
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didn't see your claim, sorry for my reckless faggotry user
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It's fine, god tier claim anyways. You can post as her if you like, I have somewhat unique filenames.
Hey cutie~
Weird thing is i had a math teacher who looked exactly like DVA
>tit size
>ass/hips and waist
>legs
>hair
>face/ headshape
>height
pretty much everything
How was the movie mang?
Night.
I wish Mercy had better skins. Her default is the best one by far.
also stealing her with trips
Hey there, cute stuff!
Her Imp is the best for me.
Her tail.
>Swoon
You aren't very good at stealing are you?
>tfw still talking right now
We need to pick up a few more topics.
>default
>not Imp
I agree, her skins are utter trash and her default is hot. This is only rhe opinion of the incredibly charismatic and great Dio user who has never played Overwatch so what I believe is pretty much meaningless.
Except for the part that Tracer is a fucking shitty character.
When the young got all washed up and shivering!
AAHHHHHHHHHHH
Great! Felt longer than the first but it was well written. I like seashells
Night!
>We need to pick up a few more topics.
Any suggestions?
Because the RUAF isn't directly in charge of where they bomb.
If it was up to them I'm sure they would have done it, the SAA advisors control thoughs things, since it's their land.
Directing attention to.
Heh.
Waifu HG?
It'll be fun.
Dio.
We need to talk about Dio.
>Not Dio.
Forgot Picture.
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>Dio
>Gets Satanic trips
Hm?
im just making my presents known
get lewd
>Shaved
You poor soul. May the trap gods have mercy on your eternal itching.
I'm hoppin on LoL to play a few normals with friends if you care to join.
Wait, what did you mean with HG, I might be retarded.
Missed link plz ignore.
Woot!
Waifu HG then?
Any in favor?
>Lily game face
Wrong fucking thread.
I'm actually done playing LoL for the night, I've been pretty much only doing that all day.