Could I pass as a local in your country?

Could I pass as a local in your country?

I felt like taking a shit in Warsaw so I entered a public lavatory.there were 5 polish guys, they were all like 6 feet tall bydlo-like men, and staring at me. I tried to exit but it's OVER, one of them grabbed then trapped me. I say " help me, I'm AIDS" and they look at me as if I'm shit then say "GIVE WALLET". "I'M GONNA DIE,sorry mom...", I'm so so scared that I take my pants off and my arse launches shit like a rocket to the toilet seat.....oh god I'm gonna die......huh? what's happening? They are trembling and Suddnly the shout echos all over the Warsaw, "It's DIRTY TOILET, KURWAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!".They suddenly start eating my feces. wha...what happening?and i went back too home lol how funny
I've never wrote that long essay haha, thanks for reading.marry christmas btw.

TINY

are you a girl?

>tfw small cock

Do the janitors work on Christmas?

>uncircumcised
not a chance goyim

I'm asexual but I have to say, those are some pretty smooth gonads.

do elves work on christmas for free?

my pennis is like half that size.

>asexual

More like memesexual

your dick bigger than mine

I've got no comeback because it's true ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

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Really makez m

are you thinking right now???

damn...

Are you Greek?

more like ROMAnian XDDDDDDD

if Iberians are Moors why are they smaller than France?

y-yes

France has pureblooded Africans to bring them up