Could I pass as a local in your country?
Could I pass as a local in your country?
I felt like taking a shit in Warsaw so I entered a public lavatory.there were 5 polish guys, they were all like 6 feet tall bydlo-like men, and staring at me. I tried to exit but it's OVER, one of them grabbed then trapped me. I say " help me, I'm AIDS" and they look at me as if I'm shit then say "GIVE WALLET". "I'M GONNA DIE,sorry mom...", I'm so so scared that I take my pants off and my arse launches shit like a rocket to the toilet seat.....oh god I'm gonna die......huh? what's happening? They are trembling and Suddnly the shout echos all over the Warsaw, "It's DIRTY TOILET, KURWAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!".They suddenly start eating my feces. wha...what happening?and i went back too home lol how funny
I've never wrote that long essay haha, thanks for reading.marry christmas btw.
TINY
are you a girl?
>tfw small cock
Do the janitors work on Christmas?
>uncircumcised
not a chance goyim
I'm asexual but I have to say, those are some pretty smooth gonads.
do elves work on christmas for free?
my pennis is like half that size.
>asexual
More like memesexual
your dick bigger than mine
I've got no comeback because it's true ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
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Really makez m
are you thinking right now???
damn...
Are you Greek?
more like ROMAnian XDDDDDDD
if Iberians are Moors why are they smaller than France?
y-yes
France has pureblooded Africans to bring them up