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wish someone would break down my door and shoot me in the head x

Miss the gf lads, want to fugg :(((

won't see her 'til the 30th

the gf is insecure about her small breasts

the Yorkshire gf

the gf

i ate so much christmas dindins

literally ALL brits are bucn of cuckolds

quote if you agree

so she should be

women with less than a c cup are an abomination

>tfw havent fugged in months
It wasnt even good

...

Last night wanted to porn for 6 hours straight and could barely get an erection because of the 2 grams of cocaone I toOK. Then God knows why I called some Romanian prostitute at 6 am on Christmas morning and she couldn't get me hard either. Was kind of humiliating but still she sucked my flaccid dick for about half an hour and we both took cocaine. It was so weird she spoke 0 English and had Google translate on her phone to talk a haha. Then i drove tp the csdh machinr to buy 1 more hoir to try to ovrrcome the ficking coke dick and some 45 year old crack whore wanked me off in a car park for a lift across town and a tenner. Was literally a virgin until today and had sexual contact with 2 people in one day. The crackaddict white I found even more hot because I was buzing tuts and get turned on by how fcked up shut is

wish hitler had won the war

oooh Mr Porter sale lads, having a peek ;^)

hey lads

Who is this qt?

M8 I've done cocaine and hookers I'm more of a man than anyone on /brit/ now

pls respond???

>mfw mother pawned me off with a box of toffifee in my bag of crimbo prezzies
shan't be eating that

that doesn't make you a man it makes you a degenerate loser, dont tell anyone about this in real unless theyre council estate scum... you'll embarrass yourself

how is it possible to be this much of a degenerate?

gettings shot with a gun must be horrible but shot by a big black man's cock? lovely!

Black'd

hahahaha top night la

If God exists, may he bless the archive.
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what to buy with this xmas money?

Fucking epic la

BDL CREW IN LEEDS GIFT WRAPPING 99P BLEACH FOR THE SLAGS

Nazism

>xmas
What's with porn obsession?

going to edge to porn to get my test up then hit the gym

fuck off hun

Cocsine fuelled sex is the favourite pastime of so many rich fuckrrd for a reason. Your so fuvking horny it'd unbelievable and as long as u can actually get hard might need viagra I'd say it's one of the greatest experiences on earth

335 EUR lads, whaddya reckon?

collar detaches so it's also a dank bomber.

Enjoy the blueballs

when packing is it easier to roll your clothes or fold

Why can I not find videos of Buzzcocks I remember viewing on J*wTube 2 years ago?
Is some party taking 'em down?
>335 EUR
>that jacket

>british movie set in the early 1900s
>there are lots of black people because there werent enough white people to fill in the extra roles

i don't get blueballs

It is because things were well dirtier in the early 1900s so they were covered in soot

>because there werent enough white people to fill in the extra roles
That's not the reason. Britain was always multicultural.

Me? Well yes personally I do like the smell of my own farts.

Also I brought 2 gramsf cocaone and she racked it into two massive fuvking lines. Who the guvk does 1g lines just no wonder I couldn't get hard. Tried fingrring her and she had to move my hand so it was obvious I was a total newb. Liked the mildly musky puss smell tho. Said I could eat her out but I decided not yo

Are you a woman?

>Said I could eat her out but I decided not yo

yeah probs a good call ay hahahaha

Listening to some Mark E edits lads, oh baby.

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I just don't get how a nasty cracking white in her ro40s managed to get me gard but a literal 8/10 Romanian teenager couldnt

well

>get money/gift cards for Christmas
>immediately want to spend it on something I don't need

this consumerism thing has got me

You got mummylove.

I'm it's not anyone else's job to make ur dick work soz pal

Easier to fold, better to roll

>the next ones from panjeet in hounslow

Oo look, he gave himself a name.

why is system of a down edgy

Unironically got a book about the harm of consumerism for crimbo, parents must think i'm a hat man.

>Unironically got a book about the harm of consumerism for crimbo, parents must think i'm a hat man.

maybe it's a hint that you should care more about the consequences of your actions

cheated with the gf online again

don't think I'd ever be able to bring myself to physically cheat on her with another girl, but I've wanked a lot to a few girls I've sexted with online

erm I asked for it.

is beating your meat to porn online considered cheating?

gonna kill you all since you didn't reply to me

>im sorry buti cheated on you
>i had impure thoughts about another persons avatar on the internet

Last night wanted to porn for 6 hours straight and could barely get an erection because of the 2 grams of cocaone I toOK. Then God knows why I called some Romanian prostitute at 6 am on Christmas morning and she couldn't get me hard either. Was kind of humiliating but still she sucked my flaccid dick for about half an hour and we both took cocaine. It was so weird she spoke 0 English and had Google translate on her phone to talk a haha. Then i drove tp the csdh machinr to buy 1 more hoir to try to ovrrcome the ficking coke dick and some 45 year old crack whore wanked me off in a car park for a lift across town and a tenner. Was literally a virgin until today and had sexual contact with 2 people in one day

It's going to be amazing

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>Charlie Brooker
into the bin it goes

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I want a 100% white nation

by being intimate, sharing fantasies and lewd messages and images with another woman, that counts as cheating

ordered my pizza early because i was so fucking hungry

could eat a fucking horse

How do I hit the ground running for gf 2017?

Buy some new running shoes

>by being intimate, sharing fantasies and lewd messages and images with another woman, that counts as cheating

hop out of a 20 storey window

Stop posting images with text based on a recurring theme.

I've had my eye on one of those fitness trackers. Not that it automatically helps me get in shape, but I'm interested to see my heart rate while running.

>Reddit's annual review of the year ;))))))

yeah, you can keep that.

Sup potato man

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good night lads :)

screeching at u

Stop using my image to promote things other than white nationalism.

youtube.com/watch?v=xz8O3sUH7xc

what is this accent

watching the dr who christmas special
the doctor just ripped the piss out of the superhero for being a literal cuckold haha

also would quite like to have relations with one or both of the birds in charisma.com youtube.com/watch?v=4ZdZJMb2-Lo

>"hit the ground running"
>running
did thy school give lessons in english comprehension?

>you always be middle class

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how did your christmas go

Going to SMASH a sandwich full of leftover turkey and trimmings for brekky lads

then off for a nice brisk walk in the cold

then have a few drinkies and eat roast fillet of beef w/ trimmings

>wanking to other girls while they finger themselves is ""cheating""

numales pls

how's it foing?

why don't I tell the mods you're using a proxy you fonner bastard

piss off, yet??

>SMASH a sandwich
well that won't do anything to satisfy thy hunger.
do it.

had the pengest white wine with lunch yesterday, go to buy it.

>£55/bottle

>trimmings

sitting or lying in an hotel room with the notorious gf
having a good time
going to have a VERY good time in the next few hours if you catch my jetstream

>When an Australian tries to correct your use of the English language

um don't think so sweetie ;) x

seems like it would be very easy to join the mile high club in that suite

good post