Waifu claiming thread.
>Claim your Waifu/Husbando
>No Claiming Waifus/Husbandos that have already been claimed
>No stealing (unless trips or more)
>No oversexualised content
>No RP of any kind (maybe some on occasion)
>Discussion is welcomed
>Insults must be original
>If you're posting images you're not lurking
>3D is almost always trash
>Joining means a reserved place in hell
>Most importantly, have fun!
Y u no link?
This AUTISTIC son of a bitch is claiming a SUPER HOT waifu and basically, you're fucking stupid
How? ....Just watch the Free Video >
youtu.be
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Sup
Hope she isn't claimed yet
Someone has to take over baking though (shizuru if you're still here). But actually sleeping now, goodnight.
I did.
I will gladly take your fuck. when can i have? when your done with her can i have?
its more of an inside joke i think. its not enough to be a meme but its big enough for us to know what we are talking about.
Claimed
youtube.com
true goodnight now?
Cheerleaders anyone?
claiming
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>akagi claimed
What exactly?
I was just about to post a new one...
Lily claimed
>Still haven't slept.
Ok, seriously, I'm poofed. Goodnite.
Kek he claimed your waifu m8
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Taken already sry
Anyone else in here doing movie night with Demo right now?
Fuck of Mi Liu
Yes! Maybe.
Seriously though, now I'll sleep! Once I finish this. youtube.com
Samefag
You got me m8
this. except that if its right after then i actually see my phone has an alert but usually it turns back off and then i come back so i dont realize.
i did that a couple days ago. might have been a week now. i kept extending it. dont do it if you have something planned tomorrow.
Can't sleep at all.
Anyone play Weiss here? Going to a local tourney tomorrow, should be dope.
Also claimed
Samefag
If I was on my pc and edit this for some memes
No pom-pom's sadly.
That's another way to put it I guess.
These parodies never get old.
When you do, sleep tight.
>Best idol claimed
I smell an imposter
Rory-sama claimed
Anyone interesting in this thread?
At least one it seems
Hey Maki.
Yeah I try to switch up my claims and keep them original so they don't lose their meaning. I don't want my waifu to become routine
oh fuck! the dancing queen song reminded me i wanted to listen to rappers delight(?)
you got me fam!
oh, did you mean what i meant too? actually today some friends were trying to contact me but i was asleep. i woke up after the 3rd call.
chefbro
>ika
Noooooooooooo damn it why softie why??
I was doing terrible today I feel like you're friends hated me.
(You) are welcome for the (You)s
yes rappers delight
Appearantly since the old one left its allowed. I think its disrespectful but others disagree. Soon enough we'll see a gen 2 hand and a gen 2 tats
Yepper
Oh shit. You got me
hello deviants. mavis reporting for duty. what's up?
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hello there to both!
>ika
Hey hey hey! How are you doing my gothic friend
She got fuck buy the pitsa boi
He waz liek "hear iz ur pitsa mam wit xtra sausage and meat."
Then ur wifu al liek "u got a tip fur mi"
He knocked her up
Ika, why did you change your name
Build the wall.
Whats the movie tonight
Well should i stay here or watch the last episode of oniai
this was the name i used before i came to these threads. i used it for those threads only but since its dead now, im just going to keep it on.
>ika
Im waiting for the worms myself
doing well!
true. she is a slut, but i can't help myself.
Shieeet, you got me fam
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Aye faggit
And make the furries pay for it
Your choice, you'll get to see Akiko either way
No taco bell tho
Cant argue with thay logic
But i could also leave and not watch oniai
Then what
Awesome to hear! How was your day today friend?? Anything cool?
We watched Wolf Children, and Hotarubi no Mori e. Right now they're watching Cowboy Bebop. I bounced out though because I personally am not a humongous fan of the series and wasn't in the mood for it.
Then you should kill yourself of course
Kek, I feel ya Akkio. Coming up with new ideas for it seems fun. Just how creative can you get. I've been using best idol for god knows how long.
I think so. Heavy sleeper?
Sorry mang. There's a pic out there with them. I know it.
I was too a little bit. Eh I'm not sure, I doubt it. All of us were fucking up.
>Cant argue with thay logic
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Tell them Spike dies
DO IT FAGGOT
I'm pretty sure every human in existence has seen that series through to the end so it's not like it'd do any good.
This
nope, im actually a light sleeper. i was just lacking sleep today so i ended up sleeping throughout the day.
Top kekklos
Ya its also not the same on mobile either
Tell that nigger to start making more videos instead of just streaming movies
I should probably do that anyway
Aww hell you ruined the end even though ive already seen it
Ah, one of those days. Feels great at the time but in the long run it'll fuck you over. Schedules and what not.
Waifu's I'd fuck
Not even the real akagi in there. Kek
>akagi
schedules already fucked up. i usually sleep at around 3ish am. it cant get any worse right? i used to work over nights so that kinda ruined me.
i guess ill take that as a compliment.
I prefer "non-heretics"
But whats the amount of waifus that would fuck you
[/damn i wish this board had spoilers] its 0 [/fuck we need spoilers on b]
>inb4 thats that even how you do spoilers
R3(
Oh I've had a bunch of parodies, modified copypastas, haiku's and some other original texts. Sometimes I just claim without text but I like switching it up
First watch OniAi, then kill self
>Akiko, velvet, Rikka, Rory, Atago, Moka
Damn right you would
>Ika, Megumin, Aizawa
Why?
ROASTE D
Not a heretic. I just didn't care anymore since I got really pissed.
>akagi
This nigga
How does it go friend??
Megu's flat chest is too delicious
You switched waifus, right?
That makes you a "heretic"
I like my steak "non-heretic"
Rory has dat experience
But I wouldnt fuck her.
Hello
Purge the heretics
If you want to call it that. But I believe you're the one who switched more often
>akagi
hello there
>ika
>implying thats how you do a spoiler
>[spoiler]its not[/spoiler]
I don't have a waifu though
Makes you a fag
>akagi
>off by one
KEK!
Says the one one off from quints
Okay, i claim Kudelia Aina Bernstein from Mobile Suit Gundam: Iron Blooded Orphans
Shoot, there's no going back then kek. Might as well embrace it.
>Haiku's
Those were posted not too long ago, right? Maybe I'll come up with a twist sometime.
At the moment, not bad. Can't really get to sleep though. You?
Hola, como estas?
the nine inch nails song is pretty nice.
i'm listening to it right now.
I wonder how many
Words i can fit into a
Haiku format oh no I'm
>claiming without a picture
Git gud kid
Oh hello! How's it going?
Heyo. I haven't learned any Spanish in so long but I'm good just chilling. You?
Para la cosa que me gusta mas es panochita
Yeah same here Maki same here, we can keep each other company until one falls asleep
Listen to the whole album The Downward Spiral is awesome!
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exactly. i tried for a good 2 days to fix it but then i gave up from all the laze that i have.
im good, just watchin people talk to others. and talking to a very few others too. what language classes do they have in the UK?
"for the thing i like more is vag"
He may be a dick, but Trent Reznor knows music
Balls
Used goods/10
I haven't seen gate yet. There's fucking?
I believe you were here when I posted them yeah. I didn't last that long though. Maybe I'll do it again later
It created this whole discussion because someone couldn't write haiku's properly
>Maybe I'll come up with a twist sometime.
Now you're just making me curious
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Let's try that again
you clearly don't understand
The rules of haiku
your ohayus shit
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M-muh feels
Why user?