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>Christchurch

Evening

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Evening Christchurch. Central chch reporting in.

Wasn't today awesome. 24 degrees at 4pm. Best. Winter. Ever.

Warmest shortest day on record i believe

Hardly been a frost this year either.

pls r8 my mom

Dunners reporting.

Was talking with my old boy about this today. Winter when?
Haven't had a snow day or anything yet.

>Avon/10
Would wrap in quality Arabian carpet

Aye no snow, well apart from the poor bunch that got stuck on the pass
Makes you wonder what we're in for.. they did predict warmest winter

Where da dunedin nudes at?

Kanoa says its gonna get colder.
She might be full of shit though.

> Where Dunedin nudes at?

My nan lives in Dunners. She has a bath every Wednesday night after Fair Go. She's probably nude right now mate!

>Kanoa
>Newshub

Liberalcucks be stealin our good weatherz

That lasted long.

Christchurch north east here. Who is going to get drunk in Lyttelton this Friday?

hows it goin m8

ach just cucking around m8

You cunts ever get sick of driving over all those bloody hills? Went there in holiday in December, and while its fucken gorgeous, driving through the mountainous countryside had me ready to eat my own fucken head

Bro, going for a hill mish is all goods, one of the few things to do here in christchurch lol

i've wanted to leave this place my whole life. this country is a fucking toilet.

Driving through the mountainous countryside is one of the better things to do here

Come to christchurch, get yourself a decent car and go for a rape up the port hills. Its good fun

nice dubs

WITNESSED

I'm sick of going to Engineers and Strangers Lane. Where do you go in Lyttelton? I've heard the Porthole is pretty good.

My dad took me to a pub there couple weeks back, bought me a beer.

>mom
Not kiwi/10
Also not your mum/10

Why are IDs even gone?

What kind of fucking NZ thread is this!?

fuck up cunt

Who plays overwatch here? Post your bnet and come stomp with me.

>Christchurch

Chch reppin' hardowt 2nite

checked.

Auckland reppin here :^( Been a while bros.

Well, Ima go smash out some path of exile cya laters

Where ever you are Dunedin user you owe me some dumplings.

G'day, cobber. What's new?

Shit i'm back gotta patch this bitch up

i will piss in your ass and shit in your dick kiddo

I've got like 5 if you want them.

Ill be making more come weekend.

In fucking Napier, this towns dull as fuck. Show me some nudes

Lol. better make a lot then.

Middle of winter. Its after 10 o'clock and its so warm I've still got my front door and some windows wide open

>tfw dumpling party

>mfw i get there and there's no dumplings

but rapes r bayd mista.

I even bought a bamboo steamer to cook them legit. I even add msg for proper chink flavour

Muh boi. Getting me all kinds of excited lol.

Who dis on Yik Yak?

a faggot

Waiouru reporting in (yes it's a shithole)

Isn't yik yak a gay dating app?

Neh, that's Grindr

You would know, faggot. What the fuck is yik yak then?

Just googled this app.
Hey thats pretty good cancer meme inserted here.

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mfw aus shit all over you cucks

Speaking of dating apps. Any of you faggots tried that Tindr shit?

>literally didnt already have his own flag saved instead googled it.

Typical lazy aussie thats why we take your jobs and your women

So hostile, bro. Stop jerking off to furries on Sup Forums and go socialise :)

I don't feel like I need to. Manage to hook up enough to keep my dick happy. My best mate just signed up though, the cunt spends all his time on it now. He comes over to watch the rugby, buries his head in his phone, 'hey user, where do you reckon 15 miles away is?' Shit nigger I dunno, Rolleston? Kaiapoi?

I dumped my gay mate because he was on grinder all the fucking time. Now I don't actually wanna lose a bro.

>Sup Forums
>socialise

>Doesnt get this is as close as it gets for most of us awkward people.

yeah well fucking ya know m8...
>actually dating nz girl
>feelsgoodman.jpg

hahaha i've had this exact conversation

Please take the nz women. We really do not want them. Fair trade I dated an aussie you can have an nz one.

mfw this yik yak app seems kinda cool but this guys tryna be a girl online and these guys just repsonding hoping its a girl.

alsohope you dont lose your bro.

lol shes from Hastings as well.

There's a fair amount of thirst
If you live close to a uni, the bants is usually pretty decent

>hastings

oh god please no no nooo etc etc

Its dunedin yeah i can understand people wanting it bad.

Is that you Dane?

I don't think I'll lose him we've been tight since we were kids. Its just he never ever gotten any action and is trying real hard to get his dick wet. Once hes hooked up with some random slut from Kaiapoi a couple of times he'll put the fucken phone down and get back to being a bro

Yeah i feel that not getting laid situation. Sexual Frustration does fucked up things to people.

so what youre saying is i should download yikyak

Yik Yak is just a mini local user board. Its active in everywhere thats populated but mostly younger people. Lots of far reaching opinions and shit

Yeah seems alright so far.

mfw yik yak has made me feel more connected to my town that ive felt ever.

Wouldn't be surprised if a few of the more right-leaning (to put it lightly) posters in my area (hamilton) visit here now and then. Then again they'd probably hang out on Sup Forums more

>pol

damn dats edgy.

Islander pussy is the finest pussy there is

What's so good about it?

It comes with free kfc

I'm sold. Free KFC is worth it.

thats fucked bro.

It also comes with obesity, diabetes, an extended family that hates you and a 20% tithe by the church.

you obviously havent spent much time with island women, they are the bossiest most abusive cunts Ive ever had the displeasure of working with. they wear the plants.

no wonder every male islander cheats on his misses.

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just seen this on Facebook, fucking kek'd

its at some bar in Wellington

Yep to the chruch thing. I lived with a Samoan family once. Once.

This looks like a low budget porn movie from the late nineties set in Tenerife. Would not go there for multiple reasons.

I currently work with an islander, she used to work at KFC coincidentally. She only got the job because she is submissive as fuck and never even thinks to question what the boss tells her. But that is probably due to the low power distance that you get in the islands. But she still does fucking make up gossipy lies that she spreads around behind peoples backs like it was the cure to fucking cancer.

Nah mate. Samoan here, and I love destroying white pussy.