S/fur

s/fur
Is girliness wasted on girls?

Totally, girls are overrated, go gay.

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Girls aren't overrated though; I just hear way too many stories of them just being totally soulless.

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stop being such a faggot, queerboi.

Which is why we need genetically engineered catgirls and catboys to please us
Id take a pet horse as a substitute if I could afford it

My point is more that I think I'd do a much better job at being a girl than other girls would.

Yes, soulless bitches that's what they all are.
Been gay has it's perks!
If your boyfriend suddenly turn up a to be a bitch, just stomp his teeth out and you wont get a privilege shitstorm on ya ass later!

But I'm no good with people I have little to no social skills and would honestly prefer an attractive semi sentient pet that could obey simple commands like sit stay fetch me a beer and blowjob

maybe one day user.

no

Keep em coming boss

whatever. I'm off to bed. Tell dash to stop hiding if you spot someone begging for hopey.

Where's that from?

At first that sound like a good idea, right?
But think about it. What else would be unleashed on the world when this portal be open?
Catgirs, catboys, dickcatgirls, cuntcatboys.
No thank you, I say. Better leave all that shit on the paper, and let it die with humanity eventually.

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POST IN 3 THREADS OR MR.TOPKEK WILL NEVER SIT ON YOUR SHOULDER

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Honestly, I forget.

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Then you'd have people who are rich and happy who could get girls easy to begin with due to wealth, and also people who are still lonely as fuck on top of being poor.

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Anybody know where that from?

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Zarryl or something like that.

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Zarryl What??

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No, wait, it's Zorryn.
Which you could have found out by checking the corner of the webm.

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nice feet
nice trips

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Anyone got any canine pussy? Doesn't have to be feral, just like pic related.

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It is hard as fuck to find good, straight knotting pics, to the point I'm not even sure I have any.
What bugs me is that the way anatomically canine sex works is extremely hot, but all knotting pics on e621 get it wrong.

I have some anthro bitches with correct pussies. . .somewhere.

>confusing furfag gallery with zoo pron site

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Not furry, but it's why i don't fuck them anymore. Traps are the new and improved girls.

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I dun wan zoo though

There are actually people who think like this?
I always thought becoming a trap was more of a trap for the trap.

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Go back to /k/ and deny that you entered the furry porn thread on purpose.

Feral porn is best porn!

>Renamon
>dog
I mean I guess

Do they fuck at some point or what?

Agreed

Close enough. Foxes and dogs have the same look to their pussies.

Hey §ection dude

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moar pls

Way too close to zoo for my liking.

INCOMING

What? No. But the trap I'm fucking is a girl 100% of the time. Cooks, cleans, sweet, etc. Just better at being a girl than the girls I've dated. Plus with this morning after rape shit, it's really not safe to meet girls at bars or conventional places anymore. Easier and safer to be with a trap.
K.

They are sentient so not zoo. Just like any other being, only with a more feral appearance.

The moar cum on them the better ;3 I have an odd thing for after sex pics...

So anyone got non-feral knotting?

Funny thing is, I've often considered being such a trap, at one point I was totally driven to do it.

complaining that cartoonish knotting isn't cool.
asking for "anatomically canine sex"

>I dun wan zoo

dude...

It's Nam baby, they're fucked already.

PENK POOPY

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Sure. Whatever you say user

>It's Nam baby, they're fucked already.

This tread needs more Abby

That's pretty awesome. But it's a huge commitment. Can totally understand you backing out.

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If they can consent, you can put your dick in it. Besides if they didn't want the dick, they would bite your ass.

STAHP PONY TIME!

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Any hunters on here? What does a doe's pussy look like? I have dogs so I know what they look like, but never seen a deer up close. Legit curiosity I swear!

I used to have a video of a guy fucking a doe (drugged), but I accidentally deleted my entire beast folder last month.

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Yeah, kinda chickened out and I wasn't certain it was what I wanted.
I get jealous of some girls still, so Liru triggers me.

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alrighty then

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You've got to know that it's what you want and deal with lots of shitty people. Just erp as a trap lol

Where could one find such a video? How do you even drug a deer?

Give it drugs... Through food....

Being so pathetic that you have to roofie wildlife for action...

Sedation via food pellets
Would be hotter if the doe was tied up after it gets drugged

holy shit dude!! I was coming on this post for dropping warhammer 40k meme but god dammit that shit is awesome! never think I will say that but I'm happy to have open that furry thread! More vietnam war bunny!!

I ERP as a girl.

Also, what do you mean by shitty people?

Cute.
The kind of people shitty enough to stop you on the street and tell you that you should/ will be killed.

My concern with being a trap was more about self-disappointment.

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There is a healthy dose of that. Imagine the beauty standards women are held to, doubled by the fact that you're not a girl. It's a lot to cope with.

>tfw long face so cursed

Aw, I'm sure you're adorable.