Sup Sup Forums idk if I'm in a predicament or not. I met this girl off tinder and drove out to meet her/fuck her...

Sup Sup Forums idk if I'm in a predicament or not. I met this girl off tinder and drove out to meet her/fuck her. Turns out she's underage.......... and now she wants to be my girlfrend or she'll tell. Her birthday is in 2 weeks though and she's turning 18. Can I stall it out and then dump her or can I still get retroactively fucked by the law?

The statue of limitations on that is like 5 or 10 years depending where you live op.

So no, you can't "stall" it out.

Stall & Dump.

Nah, you'll be fine as long as you post more.

Don't say anything just wait my friend in my opinion that's BS if she's 2 weeks from 18 so idk man Gg

A lot of states have Romeo and Juliet laws, check those. In Texas, you get a 3 year difference (i.e. If she's 17, you can be up to 20)

But if she's 18 when we "break up" don't you think it'd be pretty easy to dismiss? I could just say that we waited to have sex until she was 18 and now she's trying to get me in trouble over made up stuff... right?
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What state are you in? In some States she can be 17 and it'll be okay. Check Sup Forumsro

What state do you live in?

Did you actually fuck her?

Does Tindr allow users under the age of 18?

In my state it's 18 unfortunately....
She's 17, I'm 22. It was less weird when I thought she was 18 turning 19 in 2 weeks, not 17 turning 18. But in other words those laws don't save me

Yes we fucked twice before she told me. She had her age as 18 on the app but it's because she lied on her facebook and tinder just pulls age from FB

what he said

I'm not a lawyer, but I'm pretty sure by the time you'd be presenting that defense your name would have already been plastered everywhere as a sex offender

That fucking sucks, OP. Too bad sex laws in the US are super Puritan zero-tolerance bullshit. Have fun on the registry for the rest of your life

If she lied to you about her age, then you're in the clear. You didn't know you were banging a 17 year old, so it can't be your fault.

also probably not the best idea to post child porn online when theres a possibility you might get investigated within a week. just saying.

Here's my humble solution: agree to date her but be the worst possible boyfriend she could imagine (be careful not to make it to obvious that she catches on and snitches). Use small things like not texting her back for hours on end, which may not seem terrible at first, but will eventually drive her mad. Hopefully she will break up with you for these reasons. Either that or you could just hang yourself and rid yourself from this auful existence right now

kek

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Dont be so stupid, in a previous post he said PIC no longer related

Do those girls even look anything alike to you? Or did you just see tits and think he's an asshole

You could just break up with her in three months and it will be more believable. And if you fuck after she's 18 why would it matter if you did it a little before she was?
She consented before AND after, so obviously she wasn't thinking any different. But doubt that would hold up in law much.

Everyone I've posted is of age. Also it was my understanding that I'm NOT in the clear even if she lied, just from shit I've heard on the internet. But I don't know.

This isn't a bad plan once she's 18. I think I kind of have to pretend to date her at least that long, yes?

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May as well post her nudes then..

Whether or not this is troll, this kind of shit is ridiculous. Right now, OP is facing a felony and could go to jail and be put on a list for his whole life. In 2 weeks, he could do any manner of unspeakable thing to this girl and it's totally ok

This is a good idea. And also, instead of waiting hours to reply, you can also reply back with one word texts with somewhat normal responding time (that pissed my ex off).

I DEFINITELY don't have any because she is underage ecks dee

Well you sure fked up then, you're already screwed.

Id be getting as much underaged tang as you can squeeze in these next two weeks, just so while youre being raped in prison for the next 5-10 years you have fond memories to escape to, you know?

oh great! then I can leave
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This

her and the first one? yes.

Ok so if you are in the United States there's a law in most of the country that says an underage bitch can fuck anyone she wants when she turns 17 as long as her parents don't say anything about it. Or if op is within 3 years age (again most states but check to b sure.) your fine

What state dovu live in?

Actually, she can get fucked for holding that against you when she turns 18. If she tries anything flip it around and turn it into she's blackmailing you into a relationship.

If she tries anything, fuck her with the tip of the law.

Very conflicted in this regard... she's going to pressure me into hanging out and trying to have sex since she's my "girlfriend." But if I pull off the dating her thing then technically it won't matter?

Like, we've already done it. Is doing it more going to matter if I'm already fucked but planning on riding it out until she's well over 18?

If I were u, I'd post her nudes, ruin her life before she ruins yours..

Nobody will care that much, the girl is nearing her 18th year fam

OP what state do u live in????

You've already done it. Doing it more won't make you in anymore shit.. but if u try to play it off, she'll probably catch on and funk you over bruh

Lawyer up, present the situation to them, and then fuck her with a blackmail charge.

Almost like 100% chance aoc is 17 in your state

If you want a relationship with her, just wait the two weeks and be safe. If you don't want to see her anymore then just break it off and don't be an asshole that uses her for sex.

In my state the age of consent is 18 and we are 5 years apart. First thing I checked.

This would be great but seems like something I'd have to hire a lawyer for advice over before I breathed a word of it to her

This is why the tinder generation fucking sucks. Man and woman no longer have an emotional connection when they meet up through bullshit like this. She's just willing to ruin your life on a whim, and she would move on, never batting an eye towards you.

Only if she says shit. Don't wanna make a hullabaloo if she ends up keeping her mouth shut

I don't want a relationship with her. I wanted some casual sex off tinder with an 18 year old. She's looking for a relationship though and telling me if I don't date her she'll go to the cops. I'm not really the one in control of the situation

you only have to be 18 to film/photo it u dumbass

It may end up too late as far as your PR is concerned if she's the first one to talk.

Lawyers can be commissioned for legal advice without taking legal action.

If she talks first, you'll be witchhunted as a pedophile for a long time, even if you were in the right.

let them learn the hard way user.

I'll just end it you're fucked op

I'm trying to say, do this /only/ if she makes a scene.
Tell her she can get in serious trouble, too.

She can even be put on the sex offender list, because she's technically blackmail raping you into agreeing to set terms.

She can get fucked way harder than you would in this situation.

You should be fine as long as it is known that you were misinformed about her age, since she listed it as something else.

STATUTE

STATUTE you idiots. There is no magical "statue of limitations" as awesome as that may sound.

Can I really donate my testicles

You're telling me, man. If I met her 2 weeks from now instead of a week ago, I'd be in the fucking clear.

>ledootiestgeneration

you don't know what you're talking about

This is why I think maybe just accepting I'm fucked and treating her super good for a few months is the move, and then trying to end it amicably once she's 18 so she doesn't want to ruin my life

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What kind of backward country is OP living in? Sounds almost as USA

Dude. Why not just go with it? It seems that you are guaranteed some pussy. Just take it and fuck her silly dumb ass.

>and then trying to end it amicably once she's 18 so she doesn't want to ruin my life

She's already blackmailing you into a relationship, mate. She probably planned this from the beginning, by the looks of it. She's not going to let it end amicably. She's a lying, vicious cunt.

The fact that she's an unstable bitch could be a factor. You're not supposed to stick your dick in crazy.

This is true most of the time but not always. Met my current gf through Tinder two years ago. Been together and happy ever since.

Just a friendly reminder not to believe everything fags like this say

That's why I could never take it seriously in the future. She was super cool and then she pulled this shit and I want out ASAP

I literally just read the statue for my state right now. The exact wording is "that the defendant acted either intentionally, knowingly or recklessly."

So while I didn't act knowingly, that means I acted recklessly and I'm still fucked

Bruh. Crazy pussy IS the best pussy. She can be a freak in the sheets fam. You can do whatever you want to her. I envy your situation.

this

>inb4 pinholed condom

>op is getting blackmail raped

I hope you used protection, OP. If she said she was on birth control, she probably lied.

Bruh smh if you are fucking tinder girls without a condom no matter what they say

>MFW American mentality
Fucking Americans, man. Punishing people for having sex with 17 year olds?
In my country the age of consent is 14, as it should be. Nobody's going to tell me that a 17 year old girl can not give consent on the grounds that she is 'too young'.
"Land of the free".. Hilarious.
Leave the country OP, go live free in a country that actually lets you.

More of her!!

Yep, people are that retarded sometimes.

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Man I 100% agree with you. It's stupid that in 2 weeks I'm not committing a crime but until then I have to be stressed out of my mind that I could go to jail for 10 years

confirmed for retard if you even have to ask this question.

Well come back when she's 18 and post them then.

Excuse me, sir. That image was a little too sexy. I'm going to need some sauce before you continue posting.

Those guys understand it. She really could pull any shit now. Fucking cunt.

The girl in the picture reminds me of someone I know. But her tits are too small.

How bad are you fucked? Does she know where you live? Does she know where you work? What kind of actual evidence does she have that you fucked her? I know the system is rigged, but I have a hard time understanding how you could get convicted without her producing proofs.

But yeah, if you play along for some time, I don't see how you couldn't just leave her when she's legal and really just cut all ties so that you never get to hear of her again.
Even then, it's insane that you'd be convicted when you have proof that she's lying. Maybe take screen shots of her profiles that show she lied about her age? It's not going to be useful if you can be convicted for being "reckless", but at least you've got it.

Ah. Well, Sorry bud. It's generally true. If you're meeting a chick off of tinder who wants a relationship, she's obviously very desperate. Idk man, meeting people in real life is definitely better than first meeting them over virtual means.

Come on, you don't want to ruin the girls life do you? I mean she's only 17 I bet she's not out of highschool yet who cares + op is too dumb to realise he's getting raped by a 17 yo kek

What if you recorded a conversation in which you would mention how she lied about her age and try to get her to confess that she is trying to blackmail you to keep seeing her?
I reckon that recording would save your ass in court if it comes to that.

You didn't know she was underaged, she can still say that you knew the whole time but that is the actual truth so far. If you have sex with her now it'll be knowingly breaking the law; but I'm no lawyer so I'm not sure if that has any bearing.

post a pic of what she looks like because that's definitely not her, an autistic neckbeard like you op couldn't land that chick.

Malia Dimatteo. I think you can find her insta, she's a fitness model

Fairly so. She came to my place to bone because I live by myself and she said she had roommates (turns out they're her parents.... FUCK). But yeah I've already documented and screenshotted her tinder/facebook and the messages where she threatens to go to the cops if we don't start dating

Yeah op, don't have sex with her again until she's 18. At this point you know you'd be breaking the law.

If anything, tell her you refuse until she's 18 and she has to respect that or she can go fuck herself.

Don't worry. Just live, and if she tries shit don't deal with it. Stop being beta, baby.

CmonBruh don't project your insecurities on me. I slay it on tinder

>Fairly so. She came to my place to bone because I live by myself and she said she had roommates (turns out they're her parents.... FUCK).

Holy fucking shit.
Well, we all have to learn our lessons about the Internet. Never allow anyone you don't know is safe in your home or near it.

user seems to have a fairly good sounding way of covering your arse. Just do everything you can not to reveal more information about yourself. Information is your most precious wealth on the internet. Don't throw it at her.

Sure that's believable, what fake profile pic are you using lmao.

You're right. Got carried away. I can pay it off like "I'm really serious about you and want to do things right now that I know so that we won't ever have trouble in our future together' or some bullshit like that

>There is no magical "statue of limitations" as awesome as that may sound.

How wrong you are.

>If you have sex with her now it'll be knowingly breaking the law; but I'm no lawyer so I'm not sure if that has any bearing.

From what I know, this would probably make the sentence slightly lighter if you can get the judge to buy it. But seeing as laws a strict in the States, I don't expect that would make the difference between jail and freedom.

Wtf I can't get 20 matches and this asshole has 1900

You took the b8

It's all about how you market yourself, I guess.
How do you do it?

It's okay Sup Forumsro

lol that's a real screenshot of my tinder. idk what to tell you guys.

Seriously lesson learned. I've done this so many times before it really just never crossed my mind that this scenario would happen. learn from my mistakes, Sup Forumsros.

Step 1: Be attractive
Step 2: Don't be unattractive

yeah but on the bright side you're not getting blackmail raped by a 17 year old

>implying op is attractive

My personal rule is: first, meet her on some middle ground. Of course, bitches can unfold at unexpected times, but that generally helps avoiding catastrophies. And fuck in unexpected places. In a field, in the woods, behind something big enough to hide you, a motel or whatever, but never go to her or your place. When you go to her place, you enter unknown territory and she can do whatever the fuck she wants with you. If you go at your place, she holds you by the balls because she knows where you live.
Generally, fucking people you meet in person is easier and less risky, though...

Op has ignored my original post about getting blackmail raped.

I think he's just wanting to bitch about the problem knowing sound solutions are available.

Very womanly op

Well if it's true, which it probably isn't then he's a Chad thundercock and you're a beta autist. there's a difference ya know.