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what are your plans for NYE user edition

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GAS
THE
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lads

got a kindle what should I steal first

dancing for 12 hours straight in a techno sweatbox

dilly-dallying hither and thither

re-post

m8s having a few friends round. don't want to go though desu.

i got nine lives
in the x files

nye is gonna be either mental or absolute rubbish hahahaha

investing heavily in a plan that may or may not go through

how to win an argument by keekiro

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What's the ideal age for a wife?

Sit on me arse and drink, maybe watch a movie.

I might pretend I have a gf to get (You)'s, kek.

15

You: 34
Wife: 23

sissyro

fucking hell she is ugly

looks like a council estate slapper you would see hanging around by londis drinking cider

Muslim

Monaco resident

Staying here and listening to a semi-popular anison stream from a club in Akihabara, Tokyo

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the gf

The Poor Man's James Bond

rude

9

very drunk lads

Going to absolutely destroy my Russian gf's lovebox on NYE tbqh

it's 12 in the morning have some self respect

None, don't get married, it's a scam.

Gonna sit with my gf and a friend

Need to go to the pub soon but I can't even be arsed to get out of my chair.

This

girls with hillary clinton hair

I'm gonna sit with your gf and her bf

very depressed, feel like crying

2% battery left then I have to get out of bed

>12
>morning

hmm

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The Gene: An Intimate History
Stories of Your Life and Others
The Master and Margarita

theres 3 to get started

>watching Top Gear India Special

don't know why anyone would ever want to visit cities in places like that. they're fucking horrendous looking places

Why is that?

30 here seems to be the threshold where all the good girls your age are taken and pickup-able girls are distinctly younger and feel immature
Weird feeling, would advise against it

do it if you can. a good cry feels great

boys with kim jong-un hair

Have a 7.5 inch dick and 5 inch girth

Not even lying. Would post a picture but don't want to be fawner over by the gay boys.

Got anxious right at the beginning there when she's walking out onto that big empty stage in front of all those people.

just going to smoke as much as I can NYE and drink before I stop all that for the year

Jim carry from liar liar is the bad guy

Had this conversation with a qt the other night. She said she had no plans and I said I don't think I do either. Couldn't invite her to anything though and couldn't invite myself to whatever she ends up doing. Feel like I missed an opportunity

Been doing this the past 3 years, I don't plan to stop now, I unironically enjoy it

Just got back to Germany lads

hope you all had a lovely chrissy

having an affair lads

whoops haha sorry for the bomb xx

what?

Getting drunk and doing my yearly tradition of watching Neon Genesis, ending it around the time the countdown begins with End of Evangelion.

what club?
I'm off to japan tomorrow tbqh

always assumed telstra would be the best isp since they're the best mobile operator but they basically come last in all the rankings

Hosting a house party 2bh

If you can work out my address and bring at least 1g of high quality beak, you will be allowed entry.

Is it cheap to go to Berlin right now because people are scared?

been dropping subtle hints to my Irish gf over the last few months to have an affair

>tfw you will be alone when the clock turns 12
>tfw all of the lads will have someone
dreading it

MOGRA NYE +r/a/dio night are the only threads where the place you live in becomes relevant because of timezones but the Sup Forums feels comfy and not obnoxious for once
Unironically one of the things I look forward the most in my whole life

can I bring a copuple of yellow bentines instead

why does gogglebox exist

is it just for lonely people to fool themselves into thinking they're watching tv with their friends

umm the fuck did you just say you cuntface little whore to whom do you direct your ire I am the blood of the noble Angles, Saxons and Jutes who've conquered the sea to create the greatest empire known to mankind my language is so powerful it was spoken on the surface of the fucking moon there are few niggers and other subhumies I haven't enslaved to further my glory but even those recognise the glory of the Eternal Anglo the Destroyer of Tyrants the Bringer of Truth the motherfucking Pimp of your pathetic shitstain little culture now bow in your cheap suit my people have invented and wipe my shoes LICK THEM CLEAN YOU MONGREL DO YOU KNOW WHO I AM FROM THE WHITE SHORES OF DOVER MY ARMADA COMES SILENTLY AND GRACIOUSLY TO SETTLE YOUR LIFE FOR YOU OR TAKE IT TO HELL NOW BARK LITTLE DOG BARK FOR THE A N G L O M A S T E R R A C E AND I ASSURE YOU YOUR BARK WILL BE THAT OF AN ENGLISH DOG NOW AND FOREVER DONT YANK YOUR CHAIN TOO HARD OR I MAY BE FORCED TO P U T Y O U D O W N NOW REPEAT AFTER ME EVEN THOUGH YOU'LL HARDLY PRONOUNCE IT THE WAY THE DIVINES HAVE BLESSED ME TO REPEAT AFTER ME CUNT

G O D
B L E S S
T H E
Q U E E N

ALBION OMNIA VINCIT

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no its for braindead normie runts

You still have Sup Forums

at what age do you become completely numb and uncaring about the loneliness

Djing Friday, nye and new years day, free drinks on top of my fee so I'm going to try and walk the fine line between jovially drunk and total mess.

I hit it at 17

I don't really care about being lonely per se (I like living and being on my own 2bh), its more the embarrassment about it at this time of year that kills me

ohh lol

far from me

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Never

Have uncles who haven't been with a woman in years, one of them is probably a Virgin and they live alone and complain about being lonely and they're nearly 60

only anime I've watched tbqh

I think normies are mentally ill. Especially giving how they get excited by getting "likes" on shit which isn't even real, surely it's affected their brain in someway.

When you get older and stop thinking that being "alone" is a bad thing.

had fifa night with the lads but one of the lads kicked the xbox and broke the fifa disc

NEED a________ gf

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it's the natural evolution of the Royle Family
Instead of a fictional average british family watching TV, they recorded an actual average british family watching TV.

Caroline Aherne was a bit of a one trick pony

what age is "older"

need a gf

just make an itunes playlist and get lorried

Is Sup Forums doing a stream or something? might look into it.

>I think anons are mentally ill. Especially giving how they get excited by getting "(You)'s" on shit which isn't even real, surely it's affected their brain in someway.

Nice.
MOGRA is a small club in Akihabara that has a monthly anison event, the stream threads are tradition on Sup Forums. Then there's the NYE event, the DJs are mostly the same so there's anison but normal music too. From a musical standpoint, the /untz/ is pretty based and any gaijin is welcomed, but be advised that the place is really not huge.
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See you NYE user

black

Early to mid 20s

That's pretty much the plan except I don't use iTunes because I'm not a faggot.

Nope, I just do this as my yearly thing, have been for years.

>Mfw watching 2D4U's 1080p BD
>Actual thing was around 70 or so GB

It's going to be a fun night

>tfw too dum for xmas

kike

I like living alone.

tights

kazakh

nother

2D

don't like it after I watch a scary film

i don't uezs