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They all copied King Diamond (unsuccessfully) edition

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First for King Diamond is shit and so is Mercyful Fate

First for fuck you baka sempai f a m tobehonest

Rude

first for viking black master race
and raw tremolo'd black peasants

i want to die

What's as good as DSO?
Paracletus is a fucking masterpiece. Where can I find something like that?
I'm about to listen to their new album.

We're here to help

you sound like my shrink

Can someone post the pasta with Paracletus and Bitter Water

Smoke weed and listen to BM it's the most soothing experience.

ON BEHALF OF MY BAND, I DEMAND THAT ALL INDIVIDUALS WHO CREATED PESTE NOIRE MYSPACE PAGES DELETE THESE PAGES IMMEDIATELY

Is Paracletus the best black metal album?
Or is it Filosofem?

it's ordo ad chao, you mong

>dude weed makes you not depressed
trust me, I already use drugs often and I'm still fucking sad.

Paracletus has exactly two good riffs

Filosofem has at least four.

>SPURDO AD CHAO

Does he help you die?

don't smoke indica, smoke sativa.
maybe you're a closet fag and need to come out.

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leave

Fas > SMRC > memecletus

after you

>i'm so weak that even a retarded midget would win the fight with me
bm for this feel

Did you like Synarchy?

youtube.com/watch?v=mnjH-ZYe59c

It's not about winning it's about not being a complete pussy.

>BM is about riffing

goddamn, stoner culture is so fucking annoying, why can't you just pick up a few grams from a guy and go home, no bullshit like "indica" or "sativa" just pot.

it's not bad, same as paracletus

eat lsd and listen to funcore

There's no stoner culture. Knowing your strains is no bullshit. It's like calling having a preference over different kinds of beer bullshit. I'm just telling the guy not to smoke the weed that might be making him more depressed.

I actually did that Saturday but I instead listened to demo tapes and smoked cigarettes. Paysage D'Hiver is fantastic on LSD.

What's a good BM album? I liked Paracletus more than Synarchy.

everything is supposed to be fantastic on lsd, especially these things that mean something to you emotionally.

>Knowing your strains is no bullshit

I can attest that the Carpathian Forest demo from '92 isn't as fantastic as it is frightening while tripping.

>"I'm a black metal man myself"
>he doesn't listen to Celtic Frost

Exactly.

CF isn't BM, it's nondescript extreme metal

Sometimes I feel I'm angrier than usual for no reason. But working out is also more entertaining and easier with black metal and that's good.

how are you doing so far?

See

Hvis Lyset Tar Oss > Filosofem

spotted the numale

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That's good enough for me - really likes what I heard. Any similar recs?

kvlt

It gets pretty fucking hard.

You'd think. It's really just melancholic and shitty. Only reason I haven't killed myself is my cats and I still haven't played in a full band yet.

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It's been pretty easy so far, I've been wanting to listen to doom/sludge metal and post-punk but I've (easily) managed to listen to nothing but black metal

What about Triptykon

easy by following my own rules

hang in there fella

post good 2016 stuff I've been neglecting a lot of black metal this year

Thank

>my own rules
what are those

imo:
Negura Bunget
Desthspell Omega
Urfaust
Cobalt
Djevel
Furia
Hail Spirit Noir
Pensées nocturnes
A Pregnant Light
Rotting Christ
Thy Catafalque

there might be more that I haven't checked yet

First thing I do when I wake up is listen to Paracletus. Then I have breakfast, bitter waters of course. After I drink I have my shower where I listen to Paralectus again. As a cleanser, I like to go for a run where I typically listen to a lighter album like Si Monumentum Requires, Circumspice or even Infernal Battles. When I get back it's lunch time and I'll listen to Paracletus while my bitter waters quench my thirst. While I eat I like to enjoy a nice documentary, specifically one about Black Metal. Following that extended screen time I like to keep my mind sharp with some reading. So I'll read and interpret the lyrics to Paralectus, of course I have the album playing in the background so I'm 100% focused

By now my day is going pretty good and I usually want to share it with somebody else. So I'll call up some friends to hang out. We like to seek strength, justice and splendor together but mostly we listen to Paracletus. After we all listen to the album together in our listening circle we head back to my place for dinner where I serve up a some bitter waters to quench our first. Just for the sake of ambiance, I'll play Paracletus in the background. Dinner conversation tends to be lively as we each share our favorite moments from Paralectus.

My friends go home after this, as the fun as to stop somewhere. I'm only human so pardon me if this is graphic but I do enjoy a bit of masturbation before I sleep. I'm not really adventurous, I masturbate to vanilla, lesbian sex and oral (paraclitoris licking is my personal favorite) but mostly just the cover art of Paracletus. Following that I clean myself up and unwind with a bit of music; Paracletus being my favorite. That's when I hop into the shower for a brief and relaxing warmth, I'm pretty clean by now I just want to ease up my muscles. Then it's time for bed. Being something of an audiophile I like to listen to music while I sleep. After I hit play to start up the song 'Epiklesis' I I drift to sleep

Inquisition?

haven't checked yet, not in a mood for riffs-core but I believe it is great

I've never listened to them. Should I just start at the beginning?

Start the way everyone does.
youtube.com/watch?v=FlkG81Uxk58

post evil laughs
youtube.com/watch?v=1fhz8ztPD8U
4:00

listen in this order because I said so

Invoking the majestic throne of satan
obscure verses for the multiverse
ominous doctrines of the perpetual mystical macrocosm
bloodshed across the empyrean altar beyond the celestial zenith
nefarious dismal orations
into the infernal regions of the ancient cult
magnificent glorification of lucifer

what are some more "affectionate" bm songs about women?
youtube.com/watch?v=OIj2jY0RtkI
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Whats the kvltest demo tape you have ever heard?

youtube.com/watch?v=XoGLHNKinb8&list=PL0CA43A33C3CB1786

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wdhmbt

youtube.com/watch?v=0S9GV1HrAiU

youtube.com/watch?v=XRHIDlVsUD0

What the fuck is nwn and who the fuck uses nwn and also who the fuck uses a noise forum?

FUCK OFF and DIE

If I told you, it would stop being kvlt.

youtube.com/watch?v=jgkW-g28uXc

Even as a huge Graveland fan, I can't listen to this because it's too kvlt.

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>NATASSJAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
Every time I meet a girl named Natasha

Hellenic black metal supremacy

reminder that if it's on the internet it's not kvlt

This.

>too kvlt

youtube.com/watch?v=-hV6d92QSCc
this is good and also qt vocalist

Man, at the first listen this was pretty boring, but now, when listening to it in a different mood, this shit is pretty awesome.

Martial Industrial Black Metal, makes you feel like a kvlt commie in some kind of death march

>Hellenic black metal supremacy
my fellow user

Good choice Komrade
Incipit SSR is a killer track

Kek. Shots fired.

astralrebirth.bandcamp.com/album/surrendered-to-the-black-immensity

love this album. hope you guys enjoy it as much as i do.

damn straight

But Mercyful Fate is really good user :^/

How many of you lads would class King Diamond as First Wave BM?

What ars some bm that are close to the level of Voices of Steel?

I don't think there's anything quite like it, but if there is, I want to hear it.

based

Is there any bm album that gets even close to having as amazing riffs as pic related?

yeah

Oh shit

Checked, also nice album

Super Satan checked.

What app does everyone use for ringtones?
What song should I set my dad's ringtone to?

disagree with most of what the dude said, but nah this time he was right. it's not all "just pot," different strains have different results. it's literally chemistry

record yourself coughing and set that for his calls