see that blet? it took me 3 years of blood and sweat to get, this was the proudest day in my life yo get something that i EARNED? got one? what have u NERDS ever done, except level up to level 70 on WOW.. fucking nerds, do SOMETHING with youlife
See that blet? it took me 3 years of blood and sweat to get...
kek come at me with your shitty meme karate i trained 3 years n krav maga and 4 in jujitsu ill pwn you hard kid
that black belts gon get you black dick
sorry annon i'll have u know its
>crab manga
Gun>Knife>Kick in the nuts>Black belt
But good job anyway.
as this thread is complete and utter tramp shit
can someone post a pic of rick harrison from pawn stars and one of any of his experts
>gun
i can disarm any firearm within seconds
>knife
a swift kick to the hand knocks out any blade
>kick in the nuts
lol try it see what happens
>Kicks a blade
You would lose a fight against an inanimate objet.
>a swift kick to the hand knocks out any blade
you've never been in knife fight did you?
Only 3 years for a blackbelt? You must go to a McDojo.
Can you dodge bullets ?
Try disarming an AK while its shooting at you.
Any faggot can buy a blackbelt on amazon. Post picture of certificate.
Getting kind of tired of this pasta.
i react faster than a person pulling a gun out or getting their hand on the trigger you underestimate my abilities
ive been in enough i know what i'm doing not to mention i practice all of this with some buddies
...
>see that blet? it took me 3 years
>see that blet?
>blet
>CYKA BLYET
How much pussy have you received since you got that black belt?
every martial art with belts is a joke mcdojo
koryu is for men
>ive been in enough i know what i'm doing not to mention i practice all of this with some buddies
well i practice historic swordplay and freestyle knife fight with some buddies and if you are not something like a flying steampunk ninja i dont think you would kick the knife out of my hand without direct hit to the edge or tip
also, cya, i dont have mood for kidz who think they can beat the shit out of averyone becouse they were punching each other in a fucking gym room
Here you go user. Let Chumlee bring value to this shit thread.
i am in a committed relationship
i never said the practice fights were all i did i said i been in knife fights before are you stupid and can't read?