How do you even get a girlfriend in the social media age?

How do you even get a girlfriend in the social media age?

Fuck off g hannelius guy

I FEEL THIS
but don't buy into the social media hype user. it's an unreal worldview. just make honest friendships with girls and you'll learn to love female company. within a couple years u may have a gf. peace

I have no facebook. Girls are going to think I'm weird.

How can you not? I have a girlfriend and two different type of side chicks in different areas.

I just want a normal relationship. Seems nobody wants that.

protip:
>they're right

drink bleach

I don't believe in Facebook. There is no need for it in my life.

Go to match.com where the people pay money to look for people like that. Low barriers to entry just ensure the spaces are flooded with non-commital content.

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fuck off g hannelius guy

Dunno. I don't use the shit. It's rotting society away

I can be a nice guy once they get to know me.

>WIDE NIIGER NOSE
>DEAD NIGGER EYES
>FOETAL ALCOHOL SYNDROME JOKER LIPS
>CRYPTOSPIC/10

Aren't paid dating sites a scam? I still think girls are going to be super choosy.

It's impossible all these girls know is social media that's how they hold so much power over guys make an Instagram, no one fucks with Facebook anymore don't post stupid shit that points out your obviously boring like pics of your dogs or a boring ass cup of coffee get a good amount of followers wait for a couple girls to comment on your pics and you're in

Don't listen to this fag you will never meet chicks unless you push yourself to get out there and the easiest and best way is with social media

Nobody wants to date you because you're a fat ugly creep. If Genevieve ever saw you in person she'd do her best to make sure you weren't in her line of sight or even around her

But she is beautiful and that's all that matters.

That doesn't improve your chances, few people will care enough to want to get to know you.

This

Just lie pathologically. If you're not lying, you're not trying.

I am not fat.

can't unsee

>underbite
>thin ass lips
>looking left and right at the same time
boyyy get outta here

delete your social medias and be that mysterious guy

What a sad reality we live in. I don't want to be a part of the social networks.

Are you really trying to argue against a set of trips?

...

DIOS MIOS

Then u fucked

I think you're supposed to find people with similar hobbies and then you'll meet a gf through those social circles.

I don't have any hobbies though.

Hobbies? Like netflix? Nobody even dates based on hobbies. It's about looks and money.

Go to a gym and lift

I have money but can't get a gf. I don't meet girls. I've asked two out this year but no luck, and then since haven't been in situations where I'm able to ask or find any. I work with all men and have no friends.

I'm in good shape

chloroform. or rohypnol.

not hipster girls, you could get yourself a marxis fatty, just read some shit about communism and go prostest an iPhone factory to meet her

They orobabky think you look poor then. Dress well and get a good stylish haircut. As long as you aren't ugly.

you don't.. you hook up and move on.

There's other things besides facebook. He'll you could use /soc/ chick's are 10/10 and there's tons of meet up threads and kiki's exchanges. If you're kinda chubby there's girls into that too. Go hit it up, my dude.

Same way you do in any 'age' - you get money or skills (or be funny), develop confidence, some basic personal hygiene and be passionate about something. Attractive is someone who is doing something interesting.

You will not be without a normal relationship.
Get off of the computer and vidya and get out into the world where the women are.

I drive a range rover and I'm well dressed. I just don't know here to meet girls.

By talking to women in real life. Self confidence. Charisma. I can keep going but I'm sure you've known you don't have these things for awhile.

>be passionate about something

How can I talk to a girl when they look at me in condescending manners? Makes me hate them.

Eric?

git gud

Then you should consider getting a boyfriend then. You seem to enjoy trap threads anyway dont you?

If you really hate them you shouldn't want them to like you.

You're not born passionate about things, you have to foster a passion for something.

>you have to foster a passion for something.
I used to be passionate about all kinds of things, always had a hobby. Lately nothing though.

For a while was into photography, but, I had like delusions of grandeur that I would be this great photographer and then I realized I suck so can't even look at a camera anymore - no motivation anymore.

I think I was just doing the hobby because I wanted to be recognized as good at something rather than loving it to love it.

you need to get yourself snapchat and spam emojis in every text, that's how you get girls today.

and dick size, dickhead

Shoot one in the kneecap and walk away, she'll chase after you eventually.

I recommend posting the same shit on Sup Forums every single day, every waking fucking hour for the last 5 years. No wait, you already did that.

And if she ends up having a penis, well, you learned something.

You keep coming back with problems, you should be coming back with solutions.

...

suicide

Internet

>falling for the internet dating meme

Me too

No i do not

Fuck off g hannelius guy

I think a better answer is alcohol or drug addiction

Holy shit dude you sound like such a faggot. You know the problems and instead of fixing them you'd rather post fucking stale memes on Sup Forums and feeling sorry for yourself. You are the worst person to be around because you'd drain the energy out of the room with your "woe is me" bullshit and passive aggressive comments about not having a girlfriend. But maybe its better this way, if you don't reproduce then there's less of a chance that another failure such as yourself would be brought into this world to post more fucking pepes.

>I think a better answer is alcohol or drug addiction
I already tried that for 6 years. Didn't make things better.

You described me very well. The world is better off without me.

PEPE!

You turn off the computer and socialise with actualy real people.

high school girls might.

Now, to do that, do you just hold the power button?

Like this, observe faggut

Cute girls pm me on kik. 8/10 nice non desperate guy here

myron.gaines

>kik
should I have this if I'm 30?

yes lots of teen pussy

nice digits

I always want to meet a qt on Sup Forums but that's the only place I hear people trade kicks.

sometimes I get the urge to post on /soc/ or something

google how to socialize
then practice.
this is what you do.
anything else is just wishful thinking of specific cases.