Ask a hitman anything

Ask a hitman anything.

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What's the going rate for Trump?

Why are you lying on the internet?

When is your math homework due?

how much would it cost for you to leave this thread and kill yourself op?

Oh, so you think I'm lying? I suggest you not leave your house tomorrow, because unfortunate things might happen.

What's the answer to who's the faggot:
>A. OP
>B. OP
>C. OP
>

whats a good recipe for a silky smooth hummus?

omg im crying

Why are you bald?

Whats your agent number?

how much? free sambple?

Were you born gay?

What job do you have

1337

Don't do it user he's from the internet it must be true

What's your favorite episode of Blossom?

how big is your femenine dick?

A?

haha, fag

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Did you really kill someone for $46?

are you worried about starting high school in september??

3 inches

when's the last time you fucked Natalie Portman?

Ok, what's it like being 12?

Can I borrow your book user

check em

How did you know, dub dubs

do you know any hitwomen?

See that fucking laser on your chest Kevin? One more word and ur ded.

Hard or soft tacos?

lol does all your pics come from google images

Hard choice

checked

Checkered

worst bait ever. if it's even a bait. I wouldn't have respect for you even if you actually would kill him, considering the fact that the former hitman that you are can't kill a man if he is in his house. god damn I just took the bait. fuck you

why do you have three of the same book??

fucking retard

Yes, I uploaded them.

Bottom or Top Bitch?

What is trips and what is dubs? Legit question for a newfag. Answer me you fucks

do you touch your penis with your sisters elbow?

Soft
>not op

for 10 bucks a day..
these books tell you all you need to know

Fuck you use common sense

Name isn't Kevin, faggot.

Let you down there

But if you're a hitman, wouldn't someone have to put a hit out on him? Christ, you say you're a hitman but you literally just proved you have no idea what a hitman even does. People like you should die.

CHECKED

I am a Poet, Did not you Know it?

why is there a 1 dollar bill in the envelope?

is that briefcase your weapon of choice?

nice beretta paper weight.

does sex cost extra?

do you support the Wall?

last two digits of your post number must match to be dubs so 3 for trips 4 for quads so on.

Do you think about the stuff you gonna buy from the money you get for the murder while you are doing the job?

Haha funny guy, he's already dead. Stop pretending to be Kevin, Michael.

I left it at home. I'm also autistic so it makes it tough

here is an old one

who's your favorite pony?

fucking kill yourself

I've got a lovely bunch of coconuts *diddly dee*
There they are just standing in a row *bumpbumpbump*
Big ones, small ones, some as big as your head!

Don't give our secrets to normies you ass

Thanks Blahino.

Thanks, I'm autistic

these ^^

ya big goober

How many GBP does it take to get tendies in your parent's household?

>at least how many kills
>what are some common kill methods
>what's research like
>how much to you use money to compensate for doing things yourself
>are you your own hitman, or do you work for someone
>what's the pay like
>how comfortably do you live
>do you like what you do
>do you have hobbies
>what's your personality type based on 16personalities.com/

Hi I'm autistic

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Go back to 9chan or what ever it's called

GIVE THEM A TWIST A FLICK OF THE WRIST IT'S WHAT THE SHOWMAN SAID

I'm gunna hack you now cuz I have autism and ass burgers

Hello, autistic, I'm artistic.

This is now a dubs + get thread
Bye OP

Only one question per post Joshua.

What kinda gun is in the picture

Did you just read this book OP?

If I don't get I will walk to the store instead of driving.

This

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Holy shit

Enjoy friendo

Fuck looks like I'm walking to Walmart 5km away

i dont use it all the time man...just when i need to

Famas CQB

I'm a man of my word

>When you lie more than bernie

Harsh reality

Nice dubs, I will depart in 15 minutes after my cs game

Wow by asking about dubs I made dubs. I'm gunna go buy lottery with my unemployment

Wrong you no hit man

Looks like I'm driving

Worst bait.

the pearl is in the river..i repeat..the pearl is in the river
ox
tango
foxtrot
charlie
37 is out

See you soon Bjergsen.

Who the fuck leaves their house anyway

those are not all dubs you dimwit

OP is a foxtrot alpha gamma gamma oscar tango

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No one on Sup Forums. This guy is a newfag and a liar.

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