What do i say Sup Forums??

what do i say Sup Forums??

dubs chooses

Being too cool for school

Say 'i needed Sup Forums's help to make myself look cool'

"I stole someone's heart"

Windows.rar

Well that was fast

ROLLING FOR YOU

Probably get a kek out of that one OP, don't fuck it up

Consider yourself checked

Too l8 m8

"murdering pussy"

child molestation

Dis Gon Be Gud

AM I BEING DETAINED?

ill letchall know when/if i get a response

Does OP wanna get laid, or be a child?

I was gonna have a wank to the gorilla exhibit at the zoo, but it turns out I was just jacking it to the nigger family down the street. You ever have one of those days?

>message sent 1 hour ago
>message received 5 minutes ago

I shot a nigger cause he was black

So if I come over can I murder your pussy like Richard rameraz

public masturbation

you cant read into that stuff user, people who actually have lives dont fixate over respond time on texts

This

I raped the girl that let me in her house

>people who actually have lives

i had a life back then, wasn't that different from what it is right now. Sorry man to me is always relevant. I don't know if it's just me, but it's been like this forever

why do i suck at tinder guys. teach me game

Spider-Man

thats kinda too obvious

Just ask her what she is doing later today.

Girls aren't always so complicated, at least not on tinder of all places...

stop using tinder, go out, make some friends

>Go out

Fuck off normie

Try not talking like a nigger.

> Fuck off normie
Get fucked casual

if she swiped you that means she's interested. Use texting for logistics only. If you ask right away to meet up you can hook up the same night you matched. But if you wait to long and try to get her attracted trough text, you're going to have a bad time

>normie

oh look another newfriend, your family still paying for your rent eh?

I forget to respond for hours on end sometimes. Its just a matter of what the individual determines the importance of texting as a whole is. when I dont respond its not because I dont like a specific person, its because texting as a whole is faggot shit and Id rather talk in person

If I got fucked I wouldn't be on this shit website with you faggots.

I still love you though

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This, i've made like 5-6 girls stop responding because of wasting too much time on small talk.

>texting as a whole is faggot shit and Id rather talk in person

yes. that's what i'm doing lately

Op is phaggot

Yup. She's already interested so the more you say, the more chance you say something dumb and fuck it up. However if you meet up, she can't just stop texting, she's already invested in you just by showing up. That's when you put your tongue down her throat. Get touchy and feely, then invite her back to your place for "snacks" or "to see my cat" or whatever the excuse. it doesn't matter at that point what you say really, since you both know what's going to happen once she enters your mancave

No he isn't faget

Say bitch come back for some snacks

"Ive got chocolate, ice cream and wine at my place bitch"

You know The Black guys in prison learned me some tricks

dubs gets response

We got fruit snacks, snack packs, or triscuts if you're a whole grain bitch.

that means i can show you the kitten in my house and get some snacks? :winkface:

Rerolllllll

Look bitch lets just fuck already.

wombo ubba banana bumbo kfc wumbo nigga ubbo wubbo

Are you used to rough sex? c:

Let's skip the bullshit. When you want to come over for some snacks?

Rolll

What about big black cocks?

Reroll

nothing like a good nut

winrar

Then you'd love my cock

I raped a circus monkey. He didn't survive.

Win

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You see, I'm a Super Saiyan and I wouldn't want to hurt you.

roll

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rolling

You sir are a high schooler. No grown ass man cares about response time.

I want to have sex with your boyfriend
how about 3p?

allright you bastids

Show me your boobs?

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solid approach

can't wait for her response. I've had mixed results with being bold, usually they respond well tho

This thread sucks

if she ain't interested in this high level flirting she's dumb af

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don't say that nigger

WINRAR

Please noo

do this
not this

rolling!

What's her reply op?

roll

Do none bc we need a reply to Reroll plebs

I have a 12 inch penis.

Send dick pick

im white, youre white, show tits

I have a 2 inch penis

I haven't laughed this much on this site in a while.

rolling

As in and a picture of your dick don't ask it

she takes a long time man

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Hello newfriend, you must be new here.

roll
(just download some massive from the net if u r like 2 inch/fat/hairy)

This

rip

fucking vomit ugly I puke arggghhj

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