what do i say Sup Forums??
dubs chooses
what do i say Sup Forums??
dubs chooses
Being too cool for school
Say 'i needed Sup Forums's help to make myself look cool'
"I stole someone's heart"
Windows.rar
Well that was fast
ROLLING FOR YOU
Probably get a kek out of that one OP, don't fuck it up
Consider yourself checked
Too l8 m8
"murdering pussy"
child molestation
Dis Gon Be Gud
AM I BEING DETAINED?
ill letchall know when/if i get a response
Does OP wanna get laid, or be a child?
I was gonna have a wank to the gorilla exhibit at the zoo, but it turns out I was just jacking it to the nigger family down the street. You ever have one of those days?
>message sent 1 hour ago
>message received 5 minutes ago
I shot a nigger cause he was black
So if I come over can I murder your pussy like Richard rameraz
public masturbation
you cant read into that stuff user, people who actually have lives dont fixate over respond time on texts
This
I raped the girl that let me in her house
>people who actually have lives
i had a life back then, wasn't that different from what it is right now. Sorry man to me is always relevant. I don't know if it's just me, but it's been like this forever
why do i suck at tinder guys. teach me game
Spider-Man
thats kinda too obvious
Just ask her what she is doing later today.
Girls aren't always so complicated, at least not on tinder of all places...
stop using tinder, go out, make some friends
>Go out
Fuck off normie
Try not talking like a nigger.
> Fuck off normie
Get fucked casual
if she swiped you that means she's interested. Use texting for logistics only. If you ask right away to meet up you can hook up the same night you matched. But if you wait to long and try to get her attracted trough text, you're going to have a bad time
>normie
oh look another newfriend, your family still paying for your rent eh?
I forget to respond for hours on end sometimes. Its just a matter of what the individual determines the importance of texting as a whole is. when I dont respond its not because I dont like a specific person, its because texting as a whole is faggot shit and Id rather talk in person
If I got fucked I wouldn't be on this shit website with you faggots.
I still love you though
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This, i've made like 5-6 girls stop responding because of wasting too much time on small talk.
>texting as a whole is faggot shit and Id rather talk in person
yes. that's what i'm doing lately
Op is phaggot
Yup. She's already interested so the more you say, the more chance you say something dumb and fuck it up. However if you meet up, she can't just stop texting, she's already invested in you just by showing up. That's when you put your tongue down her throat. Get touchy and feely, then invite her back to your place for "snacks" or "to see my cat" or whatever the excuse. it doesn't matter at that point what you say really, since you both know what's going to happen once she enters your mancave
No he isn't faget
Say bitch come back for some snacks
"Ive got chocolate, ice cream and wine at my place bitch"
You know The Black guys in prison learned me some tricks
dubs gets response
We got fruit snacks, snack packs, or triscuts if you're a whole grain bitch.
that means i can show you the kitten in my house and get some snacks? :winkface:
Rerolllllll
Look bitch lets just fuck already.
wombo ubba banana bumbo kfc wumbo nigga ubbo wubbo
Are you used to rough sex? c:
Let's skip the bullshit. When you want to come over for some snacks?
Rolll
What about big black cocks?
Reroll
nothing like a good nut
winrar
Then you'd love my cock
I raped a circus monkey. He didn't survive.
Win
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You see, I'm a Super Saiyan and I wouldn't want to hurt you.
roll
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rolling
You sir are a high schooler. No grown ass man cares about response time.
I want to have sex with your boyfriend
how about 3p?
allright you bastids
Show me your boobs?
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solid approach
can't wait for her response. I've had mixed results with being bold, usually they respond well tho
This thread sucks
if she ain't interested in this high level flirting she's dumb af
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don't say that nigger
WINRAR
Please noo
do this
not this
rolling!
What's her reply op?
roll
Do none bc we need a reply to Reroll plebs
I have a 12 inch penis.
Send dick pick
im white, youre white, show tits
I have a 2 inch penis
I haven't laughed this much on this site in a while.
rolling
As in and a picture of your dick don't ask it
she takes a long time man
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Hello newfriend, you must be new here.
roll
(just download some massive from the net if u r like 2 inch/fat/hairy)
This
rip
fucking vomit ugly I puke arggghhj
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