>watch """"""professionals"""""" kick a ball around for 120 minutes
>match is decided by a process that's as random as a coin toss
sorry lads, I don't think this semen slurping sport is for me
Watch """"""professionals"""""" kick a ball around for 120 minutes
Agreed this is boring
>penalties are random
the city of leaf
Post rarer Drakes next time famalamadingdong.
agreed
>penalty
>random
Pleb detected
the leaf gets it
A FUCKING LEAF
Lmao shootouts are so retarded
It'd be like quarterbacks deciding a fame by throwing balls through a hoop
A FUCKING LEAF
A FUCKING LEAF
Ice hockey has penalty shootouts too
You watch "professionals" kicking a puck with a stick for 60 minutes, Maplefag.
>implying that nhl shootouts aren't as random as penalties
>End Score: 1-0
they literally used coin toss in past you know
Even if they aren't completely random, a coin toss is a pretty good analogy to a shootout.
Imagine each shooter walks up with their coin and then the keeper has to guess which side it'll land on, except there's atleast 5 sides. But if the shooter doesn't catch the coin after he's flipped it(skies it over) the keeper wins by default
International soccer is awful but club soccer is fun
NHL doesn't do it for the playoffs, only the regular season.
purposely not in the playoffs though. Because it's retarded.
Agreed
Hockey players arent spoiled crybabies who fall when their touched
who's sidney crosby?
In the extratime they should take a player out from each team. Also penalties from 16 meters.
I like soccer but fuck are penalities dumb.entertaining as fuck though
In extra time they should bring back golden goal and add a ball to the field every 5 minutes.
no, they chimp out and start beating up each other instead
Kek, I was gonna post that
Is this 2010?
Because they wear armours like they were in a medieval war, unlike any other hockey player in the world.
>penalties are random
the city of leaf
they beat the shit out of each other like a bunch of dumbass teens
>Amerilards analogy
You need precision and to remain calm during a PK shootout, is not random, is not luck, is what they train for.
It's like saying a freekick is a coin toss cause you cna only hit or miss.
Fucking plebs.
Based doesn't watch hockey idiot.
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Wow Poland totally deserved to lose because of meme kicks right?
They explicitly said that stutter runs aren't allowed. Why did they allow the Portuguese players to do so anyway?
Lol they have more armor on them than a average medieval knight. Would be shameful if you started crying with those armor on you
Messi has LITERALLY been denied of GOAT status thanks to soccers idiot rules
go fuck yourself.
People would die without it
and they ice skate, only faggots ice skate
>b-but people can die
sound like pussy ass faggot to me
people have died playing soccer b4, hockey need to step the fuck up
Genuine question, but has the death happened from the ball hitting someone or just like a heart attack?
Let's have you stand against a wall and have frozen slap shots hit at you and see you say "pussy ass faggot"