Hi user i see you went over the speed limit.... Got any dubs on you user? And there better not be any trips!

Hi user i see you went over the speed limit.... Got any dubs on you user? And there better not be any trips!

no sir

Oh shit the popo's here!

I don't have either.

We'll just do our old "arrangement".

Now, this is a very small amount, i'll let you off with a ticket.

Check em officer

no dubs here

1 dubs checkem officer

Haven't touched dubs in years, ociffer.

femanon here

you can arrest me any day, officer ;)

Is there an officer, problem?

Only singles here officer.

Let me check...
/reaches for gun

I'm addicted to dubs, sir

He will cuz checkum

this is my friends car officer

OhshitfuckwhatIdone

Get out of the car you dumb feminist!

GET OUT OF THE CAR!

I would arrest you, but I ran the books and it turns out you are not black. Have a good one!

aint no dubs here sir

Your hands where I can see them!

Don't worry officer, i'm clean!

...

Dubs? Never heard of them.

Are you sure you want to ticket me? ;) i would forever be in your debt

You're not taking me alive, you piece of shit!

I have no such things

comon man it only dubs

Terrorist Trips. Take him down.

Thank you sir. I'm off to go watch college football and make infomercials.

No

No dubs here officer

Will this 100$ bill enough to let you ignore these digits?

You realise I am your chief? We're going to have a serious talk at the station. Get back to your pathetic cruiser and meet me at the HQ in 30 minutes.

Rehab for you. But still.
Step out of the car sir.

I have nothing sir.

no sir

Haha, no problem officer

Nothing here.

Don't worry officer Motion Lotion. This car is completely clean of anything and everything same gets!

no dubs here

Please sir. Those dubs are fake. I just want to look kool

Shut up bobby! AND GET ON THE GROUND

Fuck you popo

here, occiferr...

what are dubs?

Dubs? No no, no dubs

Dubs?

GET THIS FUCKER OFFICER

Criminal scum.

kek

hands up!

Does...does this mean I am free to go?

No dubs hear Shitlord fucknugget

don't worry about me, officer

Nope, im a clean citizen officer

Ofcourse not sir

Close one

nothing wrong here officer, i'm just here for the party behind the dumpster

Dodged a bullet with that one

Why would i need dubs? I'm high on life.

GET ON THE FUCKING GROUND. Hands where i can see them.

Fuck off pigs these dubs are mine

i DONT EVEN WANT DOUBLES

My dubs asshat

Nu

O-only singles sir!

...

ON THE GROUND

no officer and did i tell that i'm also a vegan. hey i'm a vegan I'M A VEGAN

No officer

No dubs or trips here mang