After a long day of work for both of us, me and my wife eat dinner, and have some spicy food with jalapeño

After a long day of work for both of us, me and my wife eat dinner, and have some spicy food with jalapeño.
We go to bed and she tells me her lips burn from the spicy food, i jokingly tell her that if she gives me a blowjob the burning feeling will go away. So she starts blowing me and it starts feeling really good, and after a bit, my dick starts feeling warm and i'm thinking it feels a little warm like using those warming lubes/condoms. She keeps going and little by little it starts burning more and more until it feels like someone put my dick on the fireplace . I tell her my dick burns like hell and to give me a wet towel, ice or anything to get the burning feeling to go away and nothing works! My wife is just laughing at me. I have to stay as still as i can to not feel the burning, even after i put my underwear back on it burns like a bitch!
I had to lay in bed naked with a fan to my crotch all night, until i feel asleep. Today i wake up with no pain but my crotch is itchy as hell.

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is this fucking real

oh my god man

i fucking love you

Remember this valuable life lesson and move on.

it is real, it sucks, my dick is itchy and red.
i didn't think that shit would transfer to my dick, funny thing is the burning feeling did go away for her.

stick your dick in a cup of cold milk.

you're whale cum

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thats the main ingredient in pepper spray man

and you had her rub it on your dick

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Alcohol dissolves capsaicin. (The spicy stuff on your penis.)

well she didn't rub the jalapeno directly on my dick.

Here u go
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Pics or it didn't happen OP

Poor dick

>Op has no idea what the fuck capsaicin is

Pour some milk on your dick, idiot

I had two whole jalapenos with steak dinner tonight. I sliced them and ate them. Shit was good.

Show me a pic of your dick op, im a doctor.

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Dont use alcohol that shit burns, dumbass.

>well she didn't rub the jalapeno directly on my dick.

wut

You got jalapeno aids.

Come on Op show us the aftermath.

soak it in milk, no lie, know for a fact this works

Is it still red and irritated?

Seriously, for science

OP IS A FAGGOT

All the oils that burn when from her mouth to your dick dumbass

One time when I was high I put ghost peppers on my dick,

it still is, im scratching like crazy.

Would recommend doing it.

When I used ghost pepper it didn't get red at all.

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probably the tugging, rubbing action of the blowjob made the skin raw and sensitive

Pour milk on your cock, its slightly basic and has lactose which nuetralizes capsasian


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But I jerked off when i did it, it also was only on the tip, but the color stayed the same for that.

did u died

My hero. Its sad I can't even share Jungle Life.

OP im going to bed are you going to show your dick or not.

I eat peppers thenot accidentally rub one out all the time. That's some otherkind shit broheem

Pepper dick lasts like 20 min tops especially if you rinse it

well i didn't rinse it, thought it might get worse.

The op probably has a tiny peen that's why he doesn't want to show us.

Once I got poison ivy on my dick. It itched like a motherfucker but man did it feel good. Falling felt even better too. No idea why.

>fapping felt even better

Goddamn autocorrect

nah man, its like 7.3 inches and pretty thick.

Proof faggot

Once i tripped over a slipper it was one crazy night.

are you okay?

Femanon here if you post dick ill show my tits

tits or gtfo.

ok

What a dick

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