Ywn cuck an entire continent so hard the entire Sup Forums catalog is raging against you

>ywn cuck an entire continent so hard the entire Sup Forums catalog is raging against you
You can't imagine this feeling boys

>tfw cucking millions of europeans across the land

it feels so good, just 2 more ties portugal, i believe in meme magic

>calling that an empire

why is portugal so great lads

>englel """""""""""""banter""""""""""""""

Lasted longer than yours.

>Afghanistan

...

See those places underlined in red? We still own them

>a big jungle
>some shit covered islands no one cares about
>Africa

Las malvinas son argentinas 2bh

Full of slaves and gold, though. Which we traded with red cloth.

>conquered a bunch of third world land with guns, steam and monocles in, like, 1985 or w/e
vs
>BRAVED THE UNKNOWN SEAS ON TINY BOATS MADE OUT OF COURAGE AND MOVED BY VALOR TO EXPLORE THE WORLD AND DISCOVER NEW CONTINENTS FOR THE GLORY OF PORTUGAL
lol

>WE WUZ AN EMPIRE N SHIEEET

What?

>needed big strong england to protect you because you were getting bullied by spain

>be japan
>get introduced to superior european technology
>go on a rape fest
>get surrender after just 2 bombs
>2(two) cannot make this shit up

>yfw we beat all the world
>yfw after the fight we went, lol fine, they can be independent

>100 bowmen

nice protection bud, shouldn't even be featured in Aljubarrota battle.

just like u needed the usa to come clean up your mess after germany was about to cuck you for good?

>be Japan
>Portuguese show up with a gun as a gift
>proceeds to kill all the samurai with it

You're welcome.

you realise that the "supported" part mean just they reseved equipement from those countries right ? if the us had sended actual soldiers you would have lost

>100 (ONE HUNDRED) sheep fuckers with bows
Literally can not make this shit up

>after germany was about to cuck you for good?
We literally were the first nation to stop Germany. We were in no danger of being beat

>pink map

>he doesnt know that English longbowmen where some of the best archers in europe at the time , thanks to the longbow made in england

nice knowledge of ww2 friend, but no, you were on the verge of being wiped off the map by their bombs you stupid shit

cucked

>be in an Island
>have to use Portuguese design for ships to get Empire

Don't diss your oldest ally. We are meant to be bros.

Here then

>Not having water

Sounds like you don't know anything about WW2, m9.

We didn't need them for the next battle, though. In foreign soil.

>believes in fairy tales that he reads off of buzzfeed / wikipedia

>We're great because we acted like barbarians like Islam does now
I think there's other things we can brag about, m8.

Literally the only reason you even have a unified Japan is due to the Portuguese and the Dutch providing you with guns and other European technology.

i heard of that before wikipedia was even around idiot

We'd have beaten that army just on our own

>We even taught the Arabs how to cuck.
>They then went to cuck the rest of Europe

their fault for conquering us for like 300 years

>b-but these island sheep fuckers were the best at throwing pointy sticks from far away!!
Spoken like a true northern """""""european"""""""

You and us never fought though. We are bros and allies against the Spaniards and Franks.

We gave you guys tea, for fucks sake.

Different situation, we may have won the war but continued guerila warfare would be unsustainable for us in the long run. The soldiers were tired of the war and we had a lot of international pressure to let go of imperial colonies.

People didn't fight with tanks 800 years ago.

this
agincourt was a beautifull show of the longbow usage
mud + horses trying to charge in said mud + English archers = raped french army

Cause we are lifelong bros and always will be.

Does Portugal have any view on the Gibraltar situation anyway?

I like you guys. Used to work with a guy from Madeira, literally the nicest man I've ever met.

and was not enough, we should have proceeded and exterminate them all, world would be a better place now you leftist cuck

I'm making the point that we are tough fighters (which we historically are), not that we are invincible.

We gave the other tip to the Spanish just to mock them.

>Does Portugal have any view on the Gibraltar situation anyway?
Gibraltar's football stadium for tournaments is located in the Algarve, what do you think?

Sorry to burst your bubble but 100 English longbowmen are a force to be reckoned with. They even employed the same tactics in Aljubarrota as the English did in Crecy.

>They even employed the same tactics in Aljubarrota as the English did in Crecy.
I think they used the same formation, but Aljubarrota was an ambush. Spaniards and Franks literally ran into spikes after we changed location.

Also, Valverde (the battle that actually gave us the victory) had no Englishman, and our General went across the river and through the Spaniard army to kill their general.

A MÃO NA ESPADA, IRADO E NÃO FACUNDO
AMEAÇANDO A TERRA, O MAR E O MUNDO

>esse verso

>ywn cuck an entire continent

Hello.

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Can't wait for Wales to lose. Then Brexit will be complete.

West Europe Best Europe

We are west of you nigger

This map is so fucking delusional. Most of our territory was conquered by ourselves (including Uruguay), Portugal hadn't nothing to do with it.

Azores

a) Europe
b) Azores

>Azores
Not your mainland nigger
than france is west of you faggot

Those are in entirely different continents, though.

>mainland
Then islands don't count, so shut up, Iceland.

If fucking azores come into play then you should account for Martinique, Guyana, Falkland,...

Those aren't in the European tectonic plate though.

If they don't count (which I think they shouldn't), then neither does Iceland.

I said your mainland
nigger
I was not talking about the Mainland europe faggot

What the fuck would an Icelander know anything about mainlands. Either they all count, or none count.

No rudes pls

iceland is not situated in europe

its just a fuckin island

Barley in europe faggit

iceland is (at least part of it) on the eurasian plate

Its 60/40
But we are euro fags senpai

So are the Azores and are further west than Iceland.

Why the fuck are we having this discussion?

Cause we are autistic and
we are on Sup Forums

>unironically being portuguese

Fair enough.

I'm thinking of going to Iceland, seems like a chill and beautiful place.

Do you guys have window blinds, though? Or is it just the Scandinavian peninsula that doesn't?

>window blinds
We do senpai i have one In my room
Come here in the winter if you want the real charm of iceland,
just pray for A cold snowy winter with no clouds. and you can lay in the snow and watch some northren lights.
awesome.
And don't be like china faggots going on the glaciers in a fucking small jeep and get stuck and get them selfs killed And watch out for them on the road.
they are retarded we are literally starting to make them do test drives before they get to rent a car

They don't have window blinds?

Like, they just leave the bare glass?

I want Portugal to win.

Surely our greatest ally.

>a bunch of pissant islands
why is this something to be proud of?

I'm just ironically being Portuguese.

Fun fact: our alliance is the oldest in the world and its also the longest running treaty in the world

Truly great.

Here's hoping you win the lot lad

>CONQUERED
The same way Britain conquered Australia? Putting up a flag doesn't count.

Americans have always been butthurt that they missed the Golden days of Empire and nobility. England had command of the ocean and you have Kim Kardashian and some white trash celebs.