I speak four languages

>I speak four languages
>I carry zero credit card debt
>I am well versed in geography

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Fuck you

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>I own a ar-15
>I ate a burger for dinner
>I
shit its not possible

that's a European m8

My cock is slightly above average size

Traitor!

shit, that's just white people in general, not american

I only understand American english

nice dubs

> I have an iq over 70
> I eat vegetables with my meat
> Masturbating to a Coworker is not the ultimate form of revenge

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I own 10 guns, drink whiskey, listen to country music, deep fry everything, and can count the amount of teeth I have on one hand

> I don't hide
> I don't make empty threats
> My parents are proud of me

I live in Mexico. Part of North America.

go back to the reservation

>constantly getting bombed and shot at because a bunch of tuskan raiders are jealous of how great my country is

I shot my school.

You could be mexican.

you spelled european wrong

> I weigh less than 300 pounds
> I'm not filled with a constant boner
> I'm capable of human emotion

This is the only true American in this thread other than me. The rest of you faggots are all spics.

I want to break down your door and take it away

I eat McDonalds food at least 3 times a day.

I binge watch shit-tier shows on MTV

I shop only for the highest of quality goods at Wal-Mart

I can't read this very well, but I'm in the top 5 percentile in school

I haven't seen my penis(or my toes for that matter) since I was 10

>prove your american

americans dont have to prove shit to anyone, if you havent noticed.

I have a "Dicky Do" belly
I wear a wife beater with various food, tobacco and shit stains on it
I wear a John Deere hat with a wore out brim
I listen to both kinds of music, Country and Western
I told that teachin lady the only 3 letters I need are C,D,L cos truck drivin

You're not American.

Does this school include complimentary drool bibs during class ?

i think all other countries are shitholes

I'm circumcised and I'm not brown.

>I'm broke but I still donate food and money to the poor
>Even though I don't know you, I'd probably help you if you needed it.
>Haven't missed an election since the '70s.
>Everything I have, I own and have NO outstanding debt.
>I love moot and Hiro is turning out to be pretty cool.
>There's a gun in every room.

I'm not afraid to display my ignorance for all to see.

i speak american

Germanfag

I think soccer is for women or faggots.

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>>I am well versed in geography
>Thinks America=USA

Right off to page 10 I guess.

I don't really mind if Britain leaves the E.U. mostly because I don't really know what the E.U. is supposed to fucking do.

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I have stepped on a Lego before.

WOW! That really looks

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While I'm sure you can do it if your dedicated enough. Unfortunately Scandinavian countries tend to be VERY disinclined to middle class American immigrants. Getting the proper papers should be challenging. AS for the lifestyle I'm not sure, I'm in Sweden myself.

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I am morbidly obese

What's a good way to learn a new language, how do you go about doing it?

I'm American (USA) and some of you are pissing us off. The ONLY one who ever did it.

lmfao

>I am a Protestant Christian
>I have a college education
>I have hobbies that I enjoy freely, and I can walk outside without getting blown up or shot at (usually)
>I'm about to go out for some McDonald's

>Current year
>Doesn't know that America = USA
>mfw

I'm an American because I like to nuke paradise.

>I don't have debt
>own my house
>drive a diesel truck to haul fat bicthes
>get to eat my burger while watching porn
GODDAMN AMERICA IS GREAT

I hate niggers, transfagots, and anything that isn't a Christian white male.

What is that green thing on your burger

We have these people here.

I clap at the end of movies.

>I work at a fast food restaurant
>I smoke weed
>I am young and white
>This is who I'm voting for

i have guns to protect my family and my home

>chimp noises

I have an AR-15.

I don't need it.

But we have a Bill of Rights, not a Bill of Needs.

Also, Obama is a cunt.

I fully support every decision the US military makes.
I believe in containing China.
I dislike immigrants taking mah jerbs.
I want a V8 muscle car.
I laugh at Europeans because they can't step to our GDP.

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See you again for summer school remedial class Cletus

> I put a shitty rail and scope on my mosin nagant

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ITT: nationalism

It was a controlled explosion. People live there now. I don't know if they glow.

The point being is we do NOT fuck around when we get really mad. Just watch.

i love guns , beer ,truck ,and murica :))

>why vote it doesn't even fucking matter
>I'm not racist, but their lazy
>yeah I need a job but I'm not gonna work as a fucking (fill in the blank

old punks laugh as bitches like this

Fakest fucking American ever. Gtfo of my 'Murrica.

this. also small dick, strip clubs, cocaine, diesel power

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>we do NOT fuck around when we get really mad

See this

faggot

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McGangbang motherfuckers!
>more than bad grammar

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You guys have lifted Afganistan, Iraq, North Korea, Syria and Libya from failng states with internal problems to international level terrorist generators. Thanks

Amerifag reporting
>pic related its me

That's why I posted it. It's Carl the cuck. A US icon, now.

Pickles

WOLOLOOOOOOOOO

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Good luck with that, user.

I own twelve guns,5 submachine guns, two 12 short barrells and assorted military knives

You're not wrong.

Yeah, we have to listen to you middle schoolers popping pimples and eating cheetos all fucking summer.

Americano aqui

God bless muriiica , Beeer , beeeer , footbaaall , Guns guns guns yeaaah with guns my pee pee feels more powerful , meth is good hmmm meth goood ! trump hnnnnng trump hnnnng feels good , murica great again hnnnnnggg , freedom , freedom huuuh !!2nd amendment , kill , kill , muuuuuriiiica , truuuck , beeer , mudafaka , biiig , hamburgerrrrrr , burrrger ,war is good hnnnnnnng goood !!! gunnnnn more gunnnnssss hnnnnnnggggg !!!! protect ma famuly hnnnnnnnggg ! freeedom !!! hnnnnnng , bless muriiica hnnnggg murica is best hnnnng the bessst

Shut up. Here comes TRUMP.

If joe biden had run for president I would have voted for him, fuck hillary. Just anyone but trump, I'd have obama for a 3rd term if I could

The world didn't want to feed us more enemies, so we made some. Gotta keep the ol' skills sharp.

so you admit you're fucking dumb?