>americans mutilate their children's genitals because a sex-hating cereal guy told them to
Americans mutilate their children's genitals because a sex-hating cereal guy told them to
>Italians can't have cheese and chicken together
Literally Israel-tier
>Italy sucks at making the thing they are most famous for, pizza
>fucking boomers create modern pornography
>feel insecure about their penis size
>cut off a few inches from our generations penises
>call us sissies and feefee boys and whatnot
Should boomers be shot?
>"haha pizza cheese, those food jokes will totally DEMOLISH him haha"
>"s-still my d-dick is a bit dry, I'll have to lube it later"
>"t-thanks mom and dad"
I actually don't need to use lube when I masturbate.
Wow your shaft must be as smooth as a cucumber and your balls, as smooth as eggs
I envy your gf and your dominant hand
>I envy your gf and your dominant hand
that was redundant
your mother's natural lubricant is more than enough
>Americans will actually defend this
What do you expect from people who can't count?
Forgot pic.
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Feels bad man
>ameridumbs
>Canacuts
british colonies best colonies confirmed
great yellow line of foreskins
>slicedvenia
>manage to not be born Semitic and an entire ocean away
>dodge Muslims and Jews trying to butcher your dick
>a motherfucking vegetarian cereal meme cult does it instead
Fucking Seventh Day Adventists made me a religious bigot.
Too bad your head is desentisited. Erectile dysfunction will be seeing you soon
I don't know, ur mum felt AMAZING 2bh
>'land of the free'
>*foreskins and kinder eggs not included
Omg South Korea
No, we've gone too far. We must stop this madness before it's spreads to the rest of our empire
hey fuck you man i can choppy my peepee if i want to
why do slovenians get cut
is this for re-
>florida
of course it is
>don't cut your son's foreskin
>go to jail
LITERALLY CAN'T FABRICATE THIS
You may not agree with the girls won the gender lottery meme, but in americut this is the undeniable truth.
How??....
I'm American and I wasn't cut