What kind of girlfriend do you want

What kind of girlfriend do you want

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doesn't matter

Fuck that. I've had 5 real relationships in my life, and I realized that being in a relationship makes you a loser. Every fucking friend I have that is getting married and having kids is fucking boring and forgot a long time ago how to enjoy life. They talk about BORING shit and post ignorantly positive and cringey cuckold-esque things on facebook.

Women hold you down and take your identity. They see passion and it makes them jealous so they try to take it away and replace it with them.

Fuck that shit. Girlfriends are for fags.

gtfo you little fucking queer. get mad over dumb shit and get dumped over dumb shit.

An average girl with blonde or red hair. But I'll settle for anyone if she's nice enough, and is not too fat, or looks like a gremlin

One who exists

The one I have

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Your thread is shit.

This thread is better. Get in her.

human bean

youtube.com/watch?v=-JLbAePwoHQ

The one I have now.
White, blonde, thick, small boobs, big pawg ass, virgin (not anymore) and have a rich family to support my Mexican American ass.

One who looks like this.

Too bad it will never happen HAHAHAHahaahAAHAHAHAhahaHha
AGaGaAHaHAhahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

I want a 5 foot brunette with thick thighs a nice ass hazel eyes snow white skin strong but effeminate chin with kitty lips.

Breasts are negligible but I like brown non-inverted nipples.

One that will suck my cock and let me play my video games, big titties are a plus

I want a girl with a mind like a diamond

Love that woman.

One who's kind, kind of an introvert but not as much as me, games, works out and drags me to work out with her.

But I'm fucked in the head and it wouldn't be good for my mental health or for her in general; so I just gotta keep reminding myself it's best for everyone if I'm alone

Big tits, big ass, tight pussy, pretty face, cooks tasty meals, never complains, always lets me fuck her.

Alas, no such female exists.

youre that tattoo fag

backpage dot com

I want a gf who has the same interests as me, has the same hobbies, is always opened to do something new, has good music taste, and has a nice body. Is that too much to ask for Sup Forums?

(I'm really athletic, I run everyday, I play soccer, go to the gym, and listen to mainly rock.)

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one that exists

>same interests as me

This is why people are lonely, find someone with different interests as you and you will keep surprising each other. Haven't you ever heard opposites attract? Who wants to date themselves?

I honestly have no idea if I'm in a relationship or not. I've been best friends with this girl for years and we started talking about it the other night. The reason why I don't really know is because I had to move half way across the country a couple months ago for work, and for the past few days she's been calling me "babe" and "love". But at the same time she's still fucking around with this guu

shes mine nigger, get away from her!!!
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

one with a vagina that does the sex

Enjoy the friendzone forever you beta cuck

Oh fuck, you're so right. You're so fucking right. This is why none of my relationships have worked out. Fuck. Thanks, user.

Loyal and perverted

Yeah, I've fallen in love three times with girls way different than me. I could not date a girl whose hobbies were masturbating, playing video games, and reading. What would we do together?

Your welcome. Ive been in a relationship for 15 years and going strong, 2 awesome kids, house, dogs, the lot. She likes her stuff, i like mine. Its all good

Enjoy the friendzone forever you beta cuck

Enjoy the friendzone forever you beta cuck

>spent most my life in long term relationships
know it all faggot kek

I'm simply getting tired of having to let go of five years of my life at a time so i added the loyal part.

this kind

samefag
OP is a whore

Pale, black hair, and dead eyes

one that enjoys getting beaten and being a cumdumpster but also likes to cuddle and all that sappy shit
I say this while Im 3/4 of the way through a bottle of jack
dont judge

I wrote the original "friendzone" reply, but then someone has replied to me using the same thing. Anons are weird

Similar physical attractiveness level to me, not insane, no constant shit tests, actually has interesting hobbies instead of claiming she does to cover up tv habit, not insane.

In other words, a unicorn.

Enjoy the friendzone forever you beta cuck

A real one

Even though my 1st preference would be different.

Yeah, I could totally dig a chick like that.

Especially if she had some fun bags like Eva has too.

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Preferably one who's into generally the same things I'm into, but also cares about her health, doesn't smoke, and watches Star Trek regularly. Preferred she didn't swear or drink also.

And if she could exist, that'd be great.

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Dear lord.

> Cringe. The post.

No wonder you're all kissless retarded neckbeard basement dwelling faggots.

One that looks like a young Sean Young, but is really android with fake memories and needs me to teach her/it about love, sex, and how tears make the best foreplay.

a replicant

Bait how?

Cute, smart, sexy. Can suck a mean dick or is open to learning to please me exactly how I want to be pleased. Also submissive and kinky. Brown hair.

The majority of women have dead, soulless eyes. That's why the big sunglasses, to hide the emptiness.

A redpilled fellow white superior.

Sorry, I'll go kill myself now

I watched the 300 sequel for shits and giggles and fell in love with Eva, I didn't even know she existed before watching the movie to be honest, she's the perfect woman for me though

I want a girl with a short skirt and a long jacket

kys

I'm not a virgin.

this kind

I know a Jewish chick who looks kind of like that.

God that women is perfect! Its like you dont even want to have sex with her, as if shes a toy that needs to be kept in mint condition and not played with.

Jacking off doesn't count. Sorry.

Can you imagine how bad her asshole stinks after a sweaty walk to the kitchen so she can feed herself some more pizza pockets

Shame about the face

Do 30+ prostitutes count?

>waffles, waffles, waffles

Theres a James Bond, Casino Royale iirc, with her. She shoes the goods. Nice pear shaped rack.

And the dead eyes, never heard that definition, but damn, it's spot on. I'm gonna use from now on.

Now that I think about it,
>does**

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My wife looks like Audrey, and is an incredible woman besides. I may be the happiest man around! All you dumbasses saying women suck and aren't worth it have no taste, and make poor choices.

> dreaming

Myself

pathetic losers have a higher chance of getting laid than your average whiny defensive wanker

Someone who knows how to handle disagreements and disputes really well, so we can work out our differences in a civil manner. Even during the inevitable roughest periods of the relationship things are chill and we can work stuff out.

Doesn't have to share my hobbies and interests and preferences, just has to respect them.

Being bisexual and into swinging and strapons would be good. Having a firm, shapely ass to plant on my face is a plus.

A sexy android one

one that exists

>dumb
>assertive
>playful
>chubby and mixed

She's pretty cute, I'd go for her.

tits or gtfo

>dumb
topkek user. I can't stand dumb girls.

post pictures of her, faggot. otherwise its bullshit.

>doesn't know about AMPs and FS
>thinks sex is the epitome of human achievement
>dreaming
'K bro. I'm gonna go watch some Trek. ゆっくりしてください。

I'm not a girl I just have a big me complex

> mixed

Race traitor.

Ideal? A cute blonde Russian girl with a pretty voice who believes in the same things I do and is willing to let me spend money on Jeep parts.

Realistic? Just a nice girl who looks fairly cute, can tolerate my beliefs (and vice versa), and doesn't mind me buying Jeep parts.

The Jeep is non-negotiable.

None of you jolly little faggots are ever going to have girlfriends and you can count on that jack.

You fucking shit for brains!

One who will acknowledge me

Don't forget to tip your fedora.

Go update your atheist chronicles blog you faggot fedora loser.

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>You fucking shit for brains!
>Insert a cuck here
>Insert lonely user who made thread on Sup Forums just cause
Lonely fuckcuck.

Screenshotting this for when I get a girlfriend. #HaterzMakeMeFamous

Never even said I was a girl in the first place so the rule does not apply to me.

>Tfw There hasn't been one homosexual user

i tried dating the "independent" chicks. Not fun. They're still stupid women but they think they're in control of shit. Most of them are independent because daddy gave all his money to his girl because he can't fuck his wife anymore.

That said I think I would like a girl that's basically very submissive. Cook, clean, be happy about it, let me fuck her whenever. That's not to say we wont go on dates or shit, but I want one that'll appreciate me taking her out or at least make me feel like doing something for her no matter what.

So basically an Asian I guess? Or maybe some backwoods hick girl that isnt ugly.

Sorry, you'll just have to think it's bullshit my good man. Even if I knew how to post pics, I've lurked long enough to know better.

a quiet one who has different hobbies than me and will leave me alone to drink
she has to like cats and dogs though

nice dubs mr. lonely

You just lost someone, didn't you
trying to cope? denying everyone who's got something going or any shred of self respect?
you shouldn't be in this thread, move along, be strong. There's yet hope for you