>Be me >Be 16 >Handing out candy at the front door bc I'm too old to trick or treat >boringasfuck.jpg >all these fucking normies asking for handouts >restrain my inner autism, try not to lash out on the innocent children >instead, I play a fun game >around my house are decorative rocks, not too heavy >phaseone.png >everyone who comes by my house gets a fucking rock >it's nighttime so no one suspects a thing >until.. >3 chads walk up, no costumes, collecting candy in pillowcases >unleash my inner REEEEEEE!! >give all three Chads 2 rocks each >fuckingrekt.jpg >all is well, and I go inside >1 hour later, hear taps on my house >ghostofhalloween.mp3 >look outside of window, spaghetti falling out of my tightie whities >it's the chads >throwing the rocks I gave them Cont.?
Luke Jones
Bump for interest
Christian Martinez
yea
Jason Flores
>runescape 2005/6 >multiple accounts >tell friends we can share account >name account pudgenugget >he ends up leveling pudgenugget up to like level 90 >gets him rune and a bunch of cash >move all items over to my mule >"oh no! Pudgenugget was hacked!" >change account password >pretend to accuse him of being the hacker >never let him on pudgenugget again.
Luke Reyes
Bumped m8
Colton Stewart
>first year of college >girlfriend and met go to home town fair >we get in a fight >I leave and find girl that always had a crush on me >she keeps saying how into me she was, but she has a boyfriend >I stare at her >people who are friends with my girlfriend are around so no react >hey can we talk somewhere privately >theres a shadey side of a barn >we go over to it and I ask her to continue >she starts talking >she gets two words out and I press into her and start making out with her >I pull back and she smiles >we keep making out >letsgetoutofhere.jpeg >we take a cab, I make her pay >let'sgotomcdonalds.jpeg >I plan on making her pay >get there look inside and my gf and all of her friends are there >FUCK >start running away >get a block away and hear >HEY >look back and its them >run behind a building >gf follows me upset >it's over you and your new whore can go die >she leaves >go and sit down next to girl >awkward silence. >don't even look at her >want to go to my place? >"yes." >call a cab and go to my house. >fuck for 7 hours straight, cucking her boyfriend. >take a train home the next day >go to res room >sleep with girl down the hall for the next week >mfw I got back together with my gf the day after the fair and she still thinks that she is my only screw
Wyatt Campbell
Oh God! Just what will happen next ?!
Adam Brooks
OP Here, Cont. from original greentext >Go Outside (inb4 dumbass) >put on straight face and ask what chads are doing here >they say I gave them rocks >apparently the candy was for charity or fucking whatever >lettheskinheadsdie.mp4 >say I didn't give them rocks >feel like Driver, such a badass... >say I didn't give them the rocks, and it was probably anon2 >anon2 was my main bully at school >this NORMIE was FUCKED >chads were actually pretty intelligent, understood my commands >ihaveachadarmy.png >give them some rocks, they set off to anon2's house Cont.?
Ryan Miller
Check'd and kek'd
Christian Diaz
Brothers in chan.
Caleb Gomez
Dub dubs... Oh shit
Joshua Peterson
Still waiting for OP to finish
Jace Young
>the game
Carson Ramirez
So is the more story before this 404s
Kayden Jackson
>3rd grade, Halloween >Together with 4 friends >"Leader" of our friend group was this kid we'll call Robbie >Robbie had fucking issues >Would fucking break anything he owned if it didn't work properly >After like an hour of trick or treating we want to go home >A creepy grin spreads across Robbie's face >"Hey guys, I know this haunted house nearby" >None of us have ever been to a haunted house before >We agree and follow him >Get to some random house with its garage door open >A sort of labyrinth lies within >We head inside >Literally just fucking pictures of Frankenstein and shit with spooky music in the background >We realize the haunted garage is weak sauce and hurry through it >As we turn the last corner a girl about 15 in a zombie mask jumps at us blaring an air horn >We get scared because we're like 9 and run out onto the house's driveway >Panting, full of adrenaline >Robbie looks up >"Guys" >"Huddle up" Cont.
Brody Sanders
Bumparuni
Cooper Thomas
OP here for the final installment: >chads are undoubtably wreaking havoc on that fucks house >relax, knowing I have done a good deed for all >wake up next morning >walk outside >every. last. rock. >all gone >realize the chads must have stopped by for an ammo resupply >imfucked.jpeg >go out >buy lots of rocks >come home, drive by anon2's house >more holes than Pulse a few days ago >go home >smile
Daniel Nguyen
Hurry up
Lincoln Thompson
Ayy nice one
Jace Garcia
Kek
Angel Reed
>>more holes than Pulse a few days ago
Owen Moore
ITT: Terrible Things You've Done >come to Sup Forums
Jordan Long
>More holes than pulse My fucking sides
Brody Clark
>We all look at him like nigga what >We huddle >Robbie has an unstable look in his eyes >"Guys" >"Let's get her" >We nervously nod in agreement and follow him back into the garage of terror >As we found the last corner the girl jumps at us again >Wearing a different mask but still blaring the air horn >Robbie lets out an ear piercing shriek >Decks the girl in the face with his completely full trick or treat bag >She goes down >Viciously attacking this girl with his candy >The rest of us are suddenly filled with a righteous rage >We all beat the shit out of this girl with our trick or treat bags >Leave her lying unconscious on her driveway as we run home >Don't talk about it for years >Actually met the girl again several years later
Aaron Gutierrez
Go on....
Benjamin Young
That shits always bugged me like how dumb can a person be to fuck up 2 holes? Jesus fucking christ charlie brown, you shoulda been aborted
Benjamin Gray
>be 16 y/o betamax manlet >have no friends >attend birthday party of girl I was beta-orbiting >try and fake confidence >don't know anyone there, some of them actually buy it >kiss qt pacific islander girl >text her for a month or so, don't really like her so whenever she starts talking like she's interested in me I just pretend I'm about to make a stock trade >she seriously thought I was like a prodigy stock trader, probably didn't do anything but make her more interested come to think of it >meet up after about a month because she literally texted at one point "I want you to fuck me in the ass" and I was a hormonal 16 year old >about five minutes after meeting her she leads me to a public bathroom >we go in the retard stall, she locks it behind us >can't get very hard for some reason >she asks if I have a condom >lolno >stick it in her butt anyway >don't have any lube, only get the head in and decide it isn't worth it >she sucks me off for a few minutes (which I thought was gross as fuck, who sucks a dick which has just been in an ass?) >try to go missionary >still not really very hard >can't get in >she's clearly not aroused >finally get about halfway in, still only got a semi >sort of awkwardly hump for a few minutes >remember I said I would play TF2 with my little cousin later that day >fake orgasm, was super obvious >get dressed, she says from the floor still naked "sex is weird" >we talk for a bit, apparently she was a virgin >I leave >get a text later >"do you love me" >mfw I said no >mfw that was the last thing I ever said to her >mfw she killed herself a month later and the only thing I felt was relief
Connor Gomez
Fucking amazing job
Jacob Cook
>>More holes than Pulse a few days ago My fucking sides good lord
Colton Clark
Holy shit dude
Xavier Gutierrez
It's already over dipshit Not even dubs can excuse this faggotry
Bentley Perez
Copypasta, I saw this about half a year ago.
Dominic Campbell
Don't ask to continue in your own damn thread, REEEEEE!!!!!
Kevin Collins
Fucking amazing trips
Caleb Bennett
You are one sick individual
Aaron Kelly
Someone better fucking screencap this shit
Liam Thompson
somehow I have a feeling its fake as fuck or at least an overly exaggerated ending.
Cooper King
I posted it half a year ago.
Jonathan Moore
Bumped
Adam Hernandez
damn my sides are non-existent
Josiah Morgan
>Someone better fucking screencap this shit why? story is meh at best
Julian Baker
>be me >11 years old >over at friends for a spooky Halloween sleepover >decide to hop on the trick or treat train >it's all fine and dandy, get some sweet sugar >I'm dressed black with a scream mask >see this fully decorated house >wehave to go there.doc
Cont.?
Nathan Murphy
Can you do better nigger
Oliver Long
go
Alexander Ramirez
yeah because i don't have to samefag reply to my story 5 times
Andrew Walker
Twisted shit man
Parker Perry
Fucking stop asking from cont. if you are unsure if you should continue then don't fucking write it in the first place
Jason Cruz
Haven't posted a story faggot Just lurkin
Nicholas Torres
>more holes than Pulse a few days ago
Ethan Jenkins
MODS! RUN!
Alexander Wright
>we ring the bell >nothing happens for literally 3 minutes >turn around and leave the property >suddenly hear an old lady speak >where are you going ,children? >Come back, I've got something for you >we turn around and see this mummy with like 52 hairs left on her head >Me and my friend look at each other >"Steven, should we get closer?" I ask
Cont.?
James Sullivan
Just fucking post it don't ask for cont.
Jaxson Taylor
So rude. I lost my interest in telling you the story. Have a nice day, rude nigger.
Ethan Parker
...
Adrian Taylor
...
Xavier Ortiz
Fakefag
Luis Lopez
Nice try Samefag
Juan Thomas
>be me >16 and edgy >used to sneak out of the house early in the morning to walk to school when I rode the bus >used to steal $20 out of my dad's wallet every time to go get Starbucks for teachers >made I got all A's that year >mfw my dad was wondering why no have him $100 the other day >mfw I felt bad about me stealing and I payed him back >mfw never caught
Brody Gray
Not even once
Jace Lee
>young teen >me and sis play maplestory but not together >incestuous feelings toward her >shes busy being a fucking cunt constantly >hack her level 27 maplestory account >steal like 50k meso drop all her shit >she cries about it for like a week >guess thatll teach her to not be such a cunt and fuck her brother
Henry Cooper
>be me >be about 9 >take brothers Gameboy >Hide it in a crawlspace in the attic >10 years past >it's still there
Jayden Cruz
>qt pacific islander
Thomas Cruz
Stupid bitch
Leo Davis
+1
Nicholas Garcia
Such a shame... With those subs, they could've ruled the thread This is why humans will never be great They cannot get along Fucking Jews
Mason Reed
Wtf
Gavin Miller
>be me >be 17 (20 now) >at friends house, sleeping over at his place >has 9/10 13 yr old sister >Mirin.jpg >already have girlfriend, still wanted to fuck the little sis tho >late at night >sneak into his bathroom >he has a hamper in there, and I already have a hard on >open it up, snag 2-3 pairs of his sisters panties >sniff em >jerk off with em >keep em to this day neither ever found out
Elijah Perry
>wants to bone little sis >too beta for social interaction >faps into used underwear >so hardcore m8o
Parker Walker
>me 14 >Jew boy wanted to be friends with everyone >problem is hes fucking annoying as hell and fit the jew stereotype well >my six million >i cant spend anything im saving up >most kids bullied him >i felt bad and let him play starcraft 2 on my computer from time to time >he was into really edgy music too >he was friends with me and a long haired hippie >from him being so annoying he even broke the hippie >after awhile I found out his mother died and he was living with his grandparents because his father left him >I was pretty racist towards jews >I would occasionally make fun of his jewish heritage >he would get mad and try to punch me etc. >he wasnt smart either rather dumb >he was strong and i was fairly weak >after awhile he became a bully punching me and shit but in a playful way >It got to the point he was hitting enough to give bruises >I went full body builder and started working out 3 hours a day until he wouldnt fuck with me anymore. >6 months later his grandfather dies >I could care less about now >he becomes more clingy and annoying >3 months later his grandmother is in the hospital >he has to live with me now >I found out hes gay. >I am now 16 >He tried to rape me >I punched the shit out of him almost killed him >I was fined and he was forced to move out >he moved back to his father that left him >his father then after 2 weeks shot him in the leg pulled him out into the driveway and ran him over 3 times
Do not move to reading PA ever.
Josiah Collins
Bump for my really fucking long post
Luke Kelly
Checked
Eli Clark
I took over the youtube fag pride blog as Hoover while insulting some guy's niece/nephew for being a preemie.
Logan Foster
Wow you are a badie
Oliver Ortiz
I just used girls for action, told them whatever they wanted to hear. Still feel bad about it.
Christopher Gonzalez
At least you didnt kill em
Joshua Robinson
I also punched a frog without it knowing.
William Hill
Man I'm just fucking bored, actual terrible things I used to do were berate and insult my sister as kids. Sometimes she'd lose her shit and my parents would have to calm her down and they'd beat my ass but I did it anyway.
Jace Bell
we frogs will fuck you up
Jeremiah Morris
Fuck man
Lincoln Anderson
I generally have a dark sense of humor so I'm always telling pessimistic and fucked up jokes. One time my mother went out of state to mourn her recently deceased father. She came back and she asked after a day or two, "guess what happened in Texas." Then, like the oblivious to the moment faggot I was I asked: "somebody died?" She broke down crying. Still regret it.