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Literally been constantly drinking since yesterday morning edition

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ah yes, this would certainly happen.

Asuka.

can feel the histamines in my body causing my insides to itch

t-that won't happen

cant tell if this santa is 5 ft or 6 ft tall


WHAT IS THAT LINE TRYING TO SAY HOW SMALL CAN HE BE

*throws a pie at your face*

Almost in tears looking at kevin boyles holiday pics while listening to my immortal

dah-LEET this.

INSTANTLY.

Fisting me arse lads

Can somebody explain the phenomenon of having a fitness tracker motivate you?

I could run every day and get better yet I wasn't motivated to keep it up but having a fitness tracker beep once a day and say I'm not doing enough exercise motivates me.

Am I childish or is there some really simple logic behind this??

business idea: put e's at the ende of words to make them sounde french

wait, did IMG_1142 post the full picture on here? what a top lad

wonder why some guy is carrying a mirror out of my mum's room in the middle of the night.

What the fuck was his problem, /brit/?

*Crawls up inside your ass*

Ah yes, so this is where you've been hiding the runts.

>Mfw robbed of a York university offer
>family don't even care
>don't get it in the end due to domestic problems

Ah yes, this is why drinking makes every day easier

le elephante

Delete this post mate.

feel good about death 2017

He was a pretty good PM tbqh

Fuck that's a nice cock

hmm

yeah haha he's a strange bloke

*seizes all the runts from paddy's rectum*

Seen some amount of heffer normies wearing a FitBit™. It's just mindless normoids following trends. Same reason they buy smart watches, smart TVs, beats headphones etc. They just do what the adverts tell them to.

how come noncing is forbidden while having sex with old hags is ok

craving some coke but holding off until at least nye

that's literally why they exist you fucking mong

alri Autismo

My Charlie Bingham's mac n' cheese just finished cooking lads

now you know what it's like waitu piggu

you don't traumatise old people and fuck up their development when you fuck them

Really evoked brain juices

Video game conditioning.

FOB

what if the children is consenting to discovering sexuality

our generation should start the movement of it being ok to have sex with kids

...

>back to work soon

But I've got a fitbit and it's really good.

It motivates me and I exercise more. What's wrong with that? Or are you just being supercilious.

Yes but why? I don't understand why it makes me feel like exercising just because it gives me some stats.

>2017

children can't consent as they're fucking stupid

i did it properly for the first time last night, was sniffing it for 10 hours straight. i thought i was going to OD at one point because at around 5am i shoveled down 10 fat lines in the space of 10 minutes.

it was a really good experience, but i'm never doing it again desu

gave her a white christmas lads

craving some coke but only pepsi in the house

THIS IS A FUCKING HETEROSEXUAL, CHRISTIAN GENERAL

IF YOU AREN'T BOTH YOU CAN FUCK OFF BACK TO WHATEVER SHITE DEGENERATE BOARD YOU CAME FROM

NOW FUCK OFF

>i'm never doing it again

that's what they all say

umm no sweetie xxx

Same reason listen to "motivational" music while they lift, it's just a way for people to lock in

if you were in uni and you didn't receive any grades, you'd not give a fuck about how well or much you study, right?

fuck off leaf this is a non-rorke general

what an incredibly irish looking boy

telegraph.co.uk/news/2016/12/26/barack-obama-says-democrats-will-not-disintegrate-like-labour/

LMAO

THE STATE OF LABOUR

ABSOLUTELY ROASTED BY LE COOL BLACK MAN

I've got to go back on Wednesday, literally only need to be there to pick up phone calls cos there's fuck all normal work to do. I could just divert the calls to my mobile and just stay at home but they won't let me, and their internet blocks Sup Forums so I'll have to shitpost from my phone.

>you will live to see Idris Elba portray Wernher von Braun in the inevitable Hollywood blockbuster biopic

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they could name their child Tyrone and both would be totally fine with it

he's right though

labour are in a state and they're not coming back for a while

thirsty for cock but all we have is Hi-C and milk

will have to wait for new years ever

Fair enough, not sure if I'm disappointed or surprised at how simple my mind is with stuff like this.

>left an entire semester worth of essays to do in a week
is it possible lads?

kek

redpill me on the mandem

lol, looks like a right runt (read: Irish).

>AH YEA. qw somn#tCARE user was cheated pt of his York university position which ould've made his life bettter episee

both of those posts were me
quite cool they were exactly 100 posts apart haha

i once wrote a 1600 word essay in less than 2 hours and got a good grade for it

would be funny if the democratic party absolutely fell into shambles over the next 2-3 years thanks to barry's words

Can't stop wanking, it's always the same when I have a hangover

Anything is possible

man's on road

bet Harrogate and Durham are filled with Southerners kek

ive already sent in my registration card, im all in this year. i know im in for a tough relegation battle though

it's funny seeing that York is apparently a really good uni in the UK. Our York is a shitheap leftist uni

im on the road and i cant see them

*farts*
*inhales*

hmmm yes, quite pungent indeed, splendid

who /turkgf2017/ here

>140 character essay due tomorrow
>haven't started

What if I prefer 2D?

Can you imagine being so shit at your job that Barack Obama himself even uses you as an example of how not to lead a party?

Christ, time for Corbyn to go.

everything about canada is leftist and shitheapish

all north american universities are leftist marxist paradises

>when you start sexting with one of the girls in the group chat that you've known for ages

quite cheeky

You wake up in Motherwell, Scotland

/pakigf2017/, yeah?

had a turkish gf during my college years, best gf i ever had

strong looking hips

love me some bitches with strong hips

do you find that wanking is really, really good when you have been drinking heavily the night before? i first noticed this at uni, got really drunk and had sex with this girl i was sleeping with who was also really drunk. then the next morning we had sex three times, i came really fast each time because the physical sensation was way more intense than usual. there must be a reason for this

who /poo2017/ here?

It's all about /daddyissuesgf2017/ lads.

boom

Grim
*snorts a full heroine*

JEZZA ON STATE-FUNDED SUICIDE WATCH

Need to complete black gf first

>Mfw shithead brother comes back from the army because it was too tough for him and ruins my chances of York univsersity, puts me under a shit load of mental stres sduring exma, ,begin shitting blood and everything

is it as magical as I hoped?

whats that? are you holding in a poo until 2017? or for the duration of 2017?

yeah nah. she'll clean your bank account out and get you arrested.

*slaps the fuck out of her*

where is your hijab?

That's gonna be tricky where you live, no?

>says the guy that has Donald Trump as his political successor