Alright I feel like an American for suggesting this but whatever. what if instead of a regular penalty shoot out...

alright I feel like an American for suggesting this but whatever. what if instead of a regular penalty shoot out, the player has to put the ball further away anywhere on the line I marked red.

foul penalties during the game are still from the penalty spot.

I think it would make it a little bit less based on luck and it would be cooler to watch

It's way easier to ban Portugal, kick them out of Europe and nuke that piece of land

Just play until someone scores. They park the bus knowing there is PKs looming.

>luck

just fucking learn to aim properly

also, hold the penalty shootout before the actual overtime, then play the overtime

if the score is still a draw at the end of the overtime, the team that won the shootout wins

if not, the team that won the overtime wins

this way, the team that lost the shootout would have no other choice than to attack

what about a series of free kicks and set pieces instead?

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Oh fuck this isn't an American

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Just make them start to run with the ball from the center like a hockey penalty.

Allow the goalkeeper to move where he wants

Thats actually a good system

Thats actually not a bad idea. The penalty time would be longer but fuck it. Kind of like a free kick outside the penalty box shootout. Even as a portugeese, I like it

This isn't bad either.

Isn't it great to see the ideas France can come up with when it's not being shot up or in a full bukkake hold out

If the match is tied after extra time, the tie is awarded to the team with best goal differential in prior matches of the tournament. This is known before the game starts, so the unfavorable team will know that it needs to win. It also discourages parking the bus in the group rounds because you may need goals to advance in the knockout round. And therefore if you are expert bus parkers in the groups and you try that shit in the knockouts, then you lose.

I like it. However would it tip the shootout too much in goalie's favour?

This.

MLS tried it before. It got scrapped.

>also, hold the penalty shootout before the actual overtime, then play the overtime
>if the score is still a draw at the end of the overtime, the team that won the shootout wins
>if not, the team that won the overtime wins
>this way, the team that lost the shootout would have no other choice than to attack

this makes no difference to how things already are though. currently, the shitter team will generally sit back and defend and force penalties cos they have more chance of going through than actually playing football. in your system the team that's already won the shootout would do the same thing.

i would do it the other way around. foul penalties are most of the time really unfair so they should be a bit harder. i'm fine with the penalty shootout at the end of the game because it's a face to face with the goalie like in a western. it's a bit about luck but it's also about keeping your nerves. skill doesn't have to be involved, there was a 120min match for that

>France actually has a good idea

Some call the fucking pope to bless this guy, and FIFA and UEFA to implement this.

Why was the golden goal rule scrapped anyway? I thought that one was fun.

this is f brilliant.

Ended up with both teams playing safe and waiting for pens, didn't really work

Can't polish a turd, soccer will never be watchable to me

To be honest Australia deserves that meme just as much too

>this way, the team that lost the shootout would have no other choice than to attack
yeah and the other team would just park the bus. brilliant idea

What if the player has to take the PK from wherever he was fouled like a normal free kick, the only difference is no opposing players can stand in the box?

as opposed to both team parking the bus in a great contest of nothingness we currently have most of the time

Australia with the banter!
Will football ever recover from this?

Oh you!

This is pretty good, but tradition won't allow it. Alas

>france suggests a way to win without having to actually win at the end

quelle surprise

but France wins at the end, Ken'ichiro-Tyrone

Blatter and Platini are no longer around, so the chance of it happening is real now.

I'd also make the sequence fairer, like using the Thue–Morse sequence or the sequence that tennis tiebreaks use.

Anticlimactic as fuck though. I'd rather we had semen slurping during the game, not at the end.

FIFA officials on suicide watch