Hey boys!
How does it feel to know that I would kick your ass in a streetfight?!?!
I have a black belt (the highest rank) in karate.
It took me 5 years to get my belt so now I can proudly consider myselfe a true master.
Since you guys havent mastered any martial art you wont last 2 minutes in a fight against me
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Well maybe I wanna be dommed by a karate qt, ever thought of that?
The bait...
I'm going to quote my former master, "Everyone has to sleep sometime."
you can karate all over my dick while I piss in ur pussy
jump on a stranger infront me and i won't hesitate cutting her pretty face off her skull, just waiting for an excuse. I'm a nice guy otherwise. wouldn't be on the outside if i wasn't.
unlike yourself, privileged white cunt
It feels like i want to tell you to go fuck yourself.
Go fuck yourself.
>took me 5 years to get my belt
I thought Amazon had way better delivery times than that
I own a gun you dumb bitch. You wouldn't last 20 seconds in a fight with me.
>5 years
>black belt
>the highest rank
>true master
o boy, such bait. much zozzle
>I'm a nice guy
*tips fedora*
ITT: misogynistic neanderthals who refuse to act like civilized adults and insist on treating me as a second class citizen for no reason besides whether or not I have a Y chromosome. Grow up, children.
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shoulda just /thread here
what if i keep my guard up then grab and take you to the ground. then out muscle you and get on top then freely beat your head in?
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why the fuck are you intimidating people with street fights? true martial artists know discipline, not fucking 'look me stronk'
At first i was like Go fuck yourself.
Now im like Yeah nah Go fuck yourself. Male or female youre garbage. Nuff said.
Don't get too overconfident - I'm a force to be reckoned with.
Truly, spoken like someone who has never been sucker punched or outnumbered.
Because you're female? No. because you're garbage
Is this what you call sexism?
Martial arts are bullshit and everyone who thinks, he is in some kind of adavantage in a street fight, clearly should think about the kind of funeral he wishes before he enters the fight.
Martial arts are like ballet.
>that lack of muscle definition
i know this isnt you but its sad to think this guy thought he looked impressive.
my arms aren't much better but thats why i dont go trying to show off
One day you're going to run afoul of a big black bouncer that beats the shit out of people for a living, and he will rape you in the ass.
>*tips fedora*
you spend too much time on here, you probably made muscle memory for typing that out. go seek help.
what a punk, he just stands there and takes the hits then he hits her back. he could have just forced her away or restrained her but instead let her emotions control his actions
Blah blah
neat webm, saved
isn't that all too common, surely that's the fault of the patriarchy.
equality you fucking faggot. It's what all the feminazis harp over, it's what they're gonna get. Bitch completely deserved it and I see that as an act of self-defense.
don't be a fool. if she wants to act like a man she'll be treated like a man.
>5 years
Real karate would take around 10 to 20 years, you're probably taking some "commercial" karate, for the looks yet ineffective in actual combat, a true master consists of discipline and not boasting about they're ranks, most(not all) martial arts are for self defense and not being a cunt.
You're literally paying $100 a month for a shitty 2 dollar belt and inefficient training.
I know a skinhead bouncer that'll do that.
You'd lose.
It took me 16 years to earn mine. And that was just shodan.
:)
Enjoy your puppy mill dojo belt.
>tfw my bf doesnt take me out to dinner as much as he should
>tfw i have to pay for some of it, because he never has enough money
>tfw he never has enough money to give me so i can buy the clothes i want
>tfw my bf doesnt shower me with gifts all the time
>tfw my bf says im not allowed to flirt with other guys
>tfw he doesnt give me massages as much as he should
>tfw he sometimes makes me to do HIS housework
>tfw he constantly tells me to get a job
>tfw he thinks i should cook for him
>tfw he has a small penis (5 inch)
>tfw he cant satisfy me
>tfw he has driven me to cheat and fuck someone else regularly
why are men so useless at everything, and generally cunts?
Do you like dick fighting ? Mine would destroy your little 2 inch dick
Why are you such a bitch?
OP is too much of a faggot sissy self hating wanker to do anything other than bait
Bitch I've already told sensai.
Told you I'd fuck you up. Didn't think you'd make it this easy for me
Do they make martial arts porn?
R34 on mma, and don't post two dudes you obvious sons of bitches
This is autism. I bet you can't even handle a knife to save your life.
>protip: its easy to fuck yourself going full autismrage with a knife, pal
Not speaking out of experience by the way.
how does it feel to look like a boy ?
Oh fuck he's actually serious.
Hey boys we have a live one!
Pretty sure your martial art doesn't stand a chance against a jail yard knife rush. Google that shit before you start spouting off about your street fighting skillz.
>Fact: Women are oppressed by other genders
>Fact: Women will be equal to men when we oppress them as much as they oppress us
>Fact: You're uncomfortable with this because you've been deluded by The Patriarchy
No shit. You new here?
Tits or gtfo
Can't believe it's taken this this long.
internet user used gun. its super effective. critical hit.
ah but you see, I too am a blackbelt in karate, a second degree one at that, thus trumping you
i hav svørd
lolz! Katate.... is that even a martial art anymore? More like a SPORT. I'd put you on your back where you belong!
Femanon here.
I personally love the shitstorm that starts everytime some poor faggot makes one of these anti women or feminist threads. Gives me a chance to see just how upset I've made everyone and chuckle a bit.
You think jokes about kitchens or showing tits bother me? It just goes to show how much power any random female holds over you, they can pull your complete attention away from a topic just by having a vagoo.
Sure, you'll act tough and cynical here, but we all know it's just a desperate overcompensation for how much of a doormat you are IRL. If you decide to lash out and act a bit sexist now and then, I can't really complain.
After all, we do pretty much run the show.
Men rely on us, work for us, spend money on us, buy us houses and cars and clothes, sign prenups that we can turn around and cash in when we feel like ditching them for a younger, cuter piece of ass.
Got a kid with a girl? Don't fool yourself, it's HER kid, not yours. Piss her off and she'll take it and leave your ass, and you can pay her a nice chunk of child support for the rest of your life.
Yep, this is the power we hold over you. So you go ahead and make your rape jokes, really. I still know that when you see me on the streets you'll be watching, getting hard, and problably crying a tear or two because you know you'll always be a forever alone faggot
You're right, don't show tits, just go now
>The fem equivalent of a faggot sissy self hating wanker
No, most what's been said here isn't sexist or hateful.
All that training and yet no muscle to work me to the ground.
I just sit on you and wetfart in your face..
Puny little welp..
If you ask nicely I'll let you walk,
Other than that I'll break your weak little legs and let you crawl away
One question, why is your ass misplaced? Genetic failure?
They must love you over in Latvia
>femanon
back in reality
I honestly don't care. I'm a huge fat fuck neckbeard that doesn't do anything. I'm close to 400 lbs. I would just kick you in the cunt and sit on your face. You'd be dead soon enough. Eat shit you fucking cunt. lol.
Looks like someone doesn't know the rules
Feminists are irritating. Probably don't have a man, that's the issue. A woman has no more power than a man does. If you are someone like me, she'll probably have less definitely.
Some women can take a child away.... and some have spent lifetimes on the run from father's because they thought they could play games. Also, it's easy to get your kids back, if you can do it through the courts. No one has to give a woman shit, and if someone turns the tables on a woman who thinks she is a queen for nonreason, they crack fast.
Also, let's be honest, leaving with a kid because she is mad hasn't stopped men from getting their kids (some kids don't like crazy ass moms), and a pipe to the head is a great problem solution.
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This kind of music to fight though xD
good lord what a cheesy shit, i wonder how much she paid her teacher. i went to judo for 10 yrs and karate for 3 and realized belts mean pretty much nothing.
Why do you even, what do you actually want femanon?
Are you really a degenerate?
This is actually a pretty good example of the eventual aftermath of feminism.
You can throw your little temper tantrum, and people will let you because you're a woman, but everybody gets fed up sometime.
Here's to you fam
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Aren't there like, I dunno, eight levels above that. Or am I thinking of something else?
Mostly yes, depends on the style how many though, some schools take like 2 years to get black, others more like 10, your rank is only really comparible inside your own school.
This is ancient copypasta
that's a taekwondo uniform
black belt differentiates teaching grades from student grades
there's 9 dans above black belt, with the founder of the style being the theoretical 10th dan
5 years is nothing in martial arts
i can't believe anyone is falling for this shit
>Streetfight
Have fun getting shot/stabbed by 5 urban youths at the same time
Karate is a joke u would get knocked the fuck out
your shit ugly jew ass face is enough to make any enemy run away in shock and awe no one fucking wants to fight you.
So true. Went to taekwondoe once upon a time. Just had to remember some pattern and you moved up a rank.
sword's upside down... Blade should be facing up. Fail
1. There are 7 levels above it
2. Nowadays lower belts require 50% less training because those who pay for karate lessons have became more and more impatient. I do have a green belt from years ago and bluebelts nowadays seem to be on my level.
"Only thing a belt is good for is to hold up your pants"
Bruce Lee
Unfair comparison. You'd win not because you're a girl but because you have 5 years of training. If I also had 5 years of training, it'd be a fair match.
Nah m8,she/he's obviously lyin,I trained karate since I was a kid (with small pause),overall I trained 9,5 years and I just got to Brown I belt,even tho I was in 4th place on World Wide Tournamet in Karate couple years back,5 years ain shit
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this was pure bait
This is all femanon said
samefag
>be me at age 8
>friend takes karate and I think it looks cool
>I go for a free lesson
>lesson was boring and I had to hang out with the other new people
>friend has a green or Yellow belt, I can't remember
>next day I'm at his house to play some contract
>"want to fight?"
>I know he had more training, but I'm not backing down
>few well placed punches later he's on the ground saying "no fair you're not allowed to fight like that"
>he tries to show me how you "karate fight"
>never go back to karate
Years later
>I'm in 8th grade
>a different friend of mine is talking about how I should take judo with him
>tell him my karate story and tell him that martial arts are dumb
>he wants to fight
>therideneverends
>I charge, he grabs my arm to use my momentum against me
>I grab back
>he flips me but I'm rolling while holding him
>I flip him harder
>he's on the ground with the wind knocked out of him
>he quits judo
Most Martial arts are stupid. I've gotten my ass kicked before but not by anyone wearing a bathrobe
Implying that belts actually mean anything anyone can become a Karate instructor it's tougher starting a Yoga school.