We vaguely explain a game
>You are a angry guy
>Kill gods
>Somehow kill your family
>Even more pissed of
>I am not following the fucking plot anymore
We vaguely explain a game
BUMP
God of War, at least try to make it challenging
You try
lil furball with the robot and wrench
Ratchet and clank
Weird looking dead guys ruin your day, try to fix a ship but everything goes wrong.
Ratchet and clank.
Your an everyman just killing armies of people just for the recognition and cash. But u never get almost any of the cash.
Walking dead season one ?
Scarred guy who doesn't even know who he is anymore looks for revenge
No
Dead space 1?
>4 buddies save the universe
>beaver
>nerd
>cleaning utensil
>ghast
That one Nolan north military Game whose name i can't recall at the moment
build stuff on planet
make ships to colonize new planet
kill every alien to win
Pokemon mystery dungeon
Witcher 3, right?
Prisoner with unknown and great powers saves the world
>compete in sadistic and brutal races for trophys, cars, and slaves
Floaty space arm
It was dead space 1.
Nope
Nope. Not even close Hint it isn't a Nintendo game.
Skyrim
>guy with spirit that fights
>They fight against a guy who can stop time
>The guy wins with the power of bullshit
Skyrim?
Neat
>spawn
>die over and over to other players
>eventually get lucky enough to fight off other players
>force other players to eat hand sanitizer
>die of dehydration
>repeat
Twisted metal?
>Dragons
>Mammoth cheese
Jojo, what ever the fuck the game is called.
Skyrim?
>go outside for once
>beat up punks, zombies and robots
>beat up guys dressed as robots
>go to space
>come back because it's shit
>fix big water pump
DayZ
Nope
Hint: nukes
well fuck that was a little too easy, probably shouldn't have mentioned hand sanitizer but it's just so delicious according to my victims.
Oblivion
>Play as a thing that can swallow everything
>Fight against a fat weird thing
Mario Kart
There's a giant robot, sometimes a nuclear tank and you're a kind of spy which tries to destroy it. Sometimes the spy got charisma, sometimes he's just gay and edgy
Kirby
Kirby
Kirby
Stellaris?
Oh fallout new Vegas
buy milk and piss on people
>Save the day
>Hump a ps3
Pissed off elf teams up with pissed up human to fuck Sauron shit up
>play realism hard mode
>"TANK!"
>one thrown rock kills everyone
Fallout 3
Too easy.
>film crew in a spooky house
>hit ghosts with improvised weapons, including a pitchfork
>take time to vacuum the wall art in the midst of being mercilessly haunted
It's like gears of war, but with dead people.
Metal gear solid 1through 4
tf2 or postal 2
Noooo
Shadow of Mordor
l4d2
stellaris
Wow so vague
come on guys cant you guess this
tf2? yes postal 2 is correct
yup
>suddenly, aliens
>send four people in to sort it out
>one dies
>one has a panic attack
>one misses with an assault rifle at point-blank range
>one is an Israeli with an American accent
99% sure it isn't GTA V so no
You're a nigger cleaning up an apartment in some third world country because reasons.
Fallout 3
Sonichu Adventures
xcom
CORRECT
A well-known hunter-mercenary will at last be granted the rescoures he need to find the woman he barley remembers, but as the king is assassinated, he is instead plunged into a conspiracy of political intrigue, race wars and deception that will change the future of many kingdoms.
Mario bros 2
>Be a perceptive asshole who can't manscape
>Roommate is a filthy pig
>Everyone hates you no matter what you do
>Crapsack world
>Crush on a career woman
>Choices that don't affect the games ending at all
>Whatthefuckisthat.exe
>Get trolled hard at the end
>Play as a rollerskating guy
>Spray everything
>Dumbest contest ever made
>691083148
>Your an everyman just killing armies of people just for the recognition and cash. But u never get almost any of the cash.
No one has answered yet so here's another hint. Main character's name is not actually his name.
god of war
Correct!
Last hint: You used to have a dope ass base
Come on stop being tards
The Wolf Among Us
no
Hint: You kick an explosive out of a train
Xcom
Get out of your car, contract malaria, shoot black people.
>Wake up with no memory
>Fat fuck gives you shit to do
>Enemies include angry russians and spooky shit
time travelling mute kid with groin asphyxiation uses a chunk of steel to kill a ginger
Got it
Damn, wasn't vague enough
ImageThread my dudes
>you're a bartender
>wake up in high tech room with old guy and a woman
>old guy is a dick
>makes you dream about the past
>woman breaks you out just to have you do the same shit all over again
assassin's creed 1
AssCreed
Omg I'm a fucking retard. Metal gear solid V: The Phantom Pain
A bad clash of clans player
Stalker
Come home early, girlfriend gets stabbed, kill everyone.
Lol but no
Finally
Crab Nicholson Extreme Sleepover
>build shit
>that's about it
minecraft
I even guessed the other metal gear one and couldn't guess this one.
well that could be so many things!
minecraft? sim city? fallout 4? Roblox?
>earn money to buy weapons
>run to either of two letters
>place device
>wait for device to explode
>with people all telling you different things in a variety of languages.