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AAAARRRDDDDDD

Brexit may have been a mistake. We're slipping.

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imagine STILL posting pengest nigger images

Gf's 6'8 stepdad heard me call her a cunt on the phone and won't let her leave the house to see me lol

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trump has betrayed us

i am now a cruz missile

stole some runts pint glass on the plane

birminghammmmmm
are you listening
to the song we are singing
we're walking along
singing our song
shitting on the city as we gOoOoOoOoOoOoOo

Is that a willy?

My stepdad won't let me see my bf because he heard him call me a cunt :(

not a fan of this "other canadians besides me posting in /brit/" gimmick

i'm the kind of guy that walks around the club downing other peoples drinks desu

this girls gonna be singing at trump's innauguration
youtu.be/CJmpgQg0SMg
almost like we're entering a wonderful new era

nonwhites>whites

thou forgot to mention the ban on proper tackles, now all they're left with is interception of the ball.
I absolutely hate it when referees give free kicks, even CARDS when the tackler is the 1-st player to the ball,
>“UUUU, he was out of control when doing it.”
fuck off, fairies. It's not ballet.

CoD: Infinite Warfare worth £20 lads? Haven't played one since Black Ops II but I'm feeling the urge

absolute state of you

The real reason people hate the high-earning footballers is because they have been poisoned and indoctrinated by a spiteful sneering elitist middle-class gang of tosspots within the media who absolutely despise the fact that lads from working class backgrounds can become global superstars and multi-millionaires.

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the villa view > arsenalfantv

n-no

trump never cared about the alt right
the alt-right and Sup Forums had no affect on the outcome of the election
anyone who thinks otherwise is deluded

business idea: start my own bank and give myself a bonus

buy battlefield 1

this is hilarious, all you lot going on about "nancy foreigners" in the english league, I would literally snap you abnormals in two with one heavy but fair challenge lmfao

I've been posting on brit for years

you're the one who can leave

i just hate normies in general desu
the fact that turbo normies can get mega rich by running around on a rectangular field of grass every now and then makes my blood boil

She used to be more shaggable when she was 10.

what's in the glass?

yeah but she's no AJ Tracey

THE BANKERS

spicy chicken ramen
tea
big blanket
comfy clothes
the gf

ah yes

is fatcam about

Unpopular and somewhat bent opinion: Go! by M83 (feat. Mai Lan) was the best song of 2016

nonce

cum

Leicestershire is on a roll today

Give Our Brave Boys™ the footballers wages.

she wants a man from solihull

You can look at this both ways though.

When I started watching football the cloggers could just boot any skilled player off the ball, which is cheating the same as simulation is, and can lead to some awful football.

It's not even close to perfect but the balance is better.

I have nothing against the footballers, it's the people owning the clubs who take the piss, as always.

Lads, think I fucked up massively.

Most of my skills, experience and education mean I'm basically only cut out to work in jobs that can only be found in London.

I don't want to live in a house share and never afford a house.

What the fuck do I do? Get a retail job and hope for the best?

i can't name a single pop song from this year desu
i can't even name a single pop star if i'm honest, i know of Adele and Taylor Swift, but that's it.

pineal gland status: 100% decalcified

rate my creps

They don't give a shit about the league/teams and they are all mercenaries

They don't deserve to earn that much, no where near. It's ridiculous
>getting paid £200,000 a week to kick a ball and lose 1-0

>retail as a full-time job

would bin myself

>Newcastle

>poocastle

haha

Yeah, and when players do that hand gesture to the ref telling him to book the player that tackled them I want to throw the TV out of the window

don't say this i cannot deal with the pressure

its the soldiers fault children are dying in syria so we need to give the soldiers wages to the refugees and assorted brown people who want to enter the country

>Mr Porter

good lad

not a fan of that faux-burned brown look though

Fucking dog attacked the Christmas cake lads
Mugging me off

Big Fat Quiz about to start lads

commuter belt/move abroad

unless you're trained as a fucking underground driver your skills will be transferable

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the gf

pmsl

you can't be stopped

keep going!

But I'd unironically live a better quality life than in London

Yes, and English players aren't

yeah right dude

dogs don't eat cake

bit disappointed with the porter sale this year, was expecting much better

Did your mum get the cream pie mate? What about the dog knot? In her pussy?

uncle brought up my cousin's miscarriage at christmas dinner hooo hoo wish you lads could have been there

doubt it.

what is the job?

fucking best mate won't give me a two hour car journey even if i paid him because he doesn't want me to leave

CUNT

th-that's a big volume of semen.

locking down my aerial

Thanks for the update captain obvious

my christmas period has been absolutely fucking insane

*speaks in arabic*
*gets beaten the shit out of by violent skinheads*

:(

my sister's astranged from my father and my grandma kept talking about her visiting my father along with me for dinner, purposefully making her correct her to try to make her feel bad

>tfw cyclical depression
the ride truly never ends

I work in political communications now, there's no jobs outside london and my degree is a meme (politics).

Literally nothing I can do outside of London.

>may

MATE

>horny pissing session

give the janny footballer's wages

the problem with having too funky a ringtone is you want to jive out instead of answering the actual call

BFQOTY

Sat in the car waiting to pick up mum from work smdh

just sit tight and wait for the northern powerhouse to kick in lad

He eats anything he can reach. Much like an American in that respect

give the footballers janny's wages

from all the christmas guests

So why are you singling out foreigners?

You don't like football because your team is shit, so you look at meaningless irrelevant factors to use to validate that.

you're own fault

SuitSupply or Tm Lewin lads?

no idea what you just said but cool

Don't even know what my ringtone is.

*eats you*

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your dog is a mong

HAS IT COME TO THIS?

Most of them would be playing football for fuck anyway all if there was no money in it, and expecting therm to just decline the money is stupid.

It's a small minority who are the really awful mercenaries, like the ones who go to China or black lads who go to Russia to get called niggers.

its raining men probably LOL

just done a crep check, I'm still wearing my green and white striped christmas socks, as I suspected

I'm here now lads. How's it foing?

Sister got me a £20 Nandos gift card for xmas

Pretty dece

cheeky af

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