Catch a new pokémon

>Catch a new pokémon
>Pokedex says it's a Lucanus cervus
>en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Lucanus_cervus
>Let's Start the training

I will search what he can eat

Dubs name it btw

feed him hot sauce

Heracross

Sinpir

bitey

winrar

Call him forceps.

What is our trainers name?

gay faggotass

Put the bug in a microwave! :D

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are you shitting me
your name is bad and you should feel bad you ass crack
op your only option at this point is to kill it with fire and abandon thread

bumb for intrest

PENIS IN PINCERS

God. It sure smells like summer in here.

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I gave him a fruit

Next dubs choose what he eat next time :

I've got cannabis, hot sauce , chocolate and other shit

first training is rope-climb.
hang dick in container. post results.
and his name shall be Grabbu

do they eat fruit?

give him ham

cereal, hot sauce and sugar water, give him a buffét

roll

feed him your semen

teach him flame thrower and give him some hot sauce

>be summer
>be bored
>some guy at highschool said that Sup Forums was the worst of the internet
>would i dare to cross the last frontier?
>i'm a bad guy so yes
>go in there
>go to Sup Forums, they told me is rad
>what.jpg
>traps
>fluffy
>facebook fap
>YLYL
>Is this the worst of the internet?
>dissapointment.jpg
>see thread of beetle
>I'm worse than all these faggots
>tell OP to kill it with fire
>feel like satan
>change to the next tab
>fap to gay orgies.

Hot sauce

rolling
teach it rock smash, by using a rock

Roadnigger
Look at them dubs

Put the bug in the microwave to make it evolve faster

rolling for this

Yeah i read that ,
I should give him rotten wood for his natural environement , I do it later

you are an idiot. they only eat "oak-juice" so you need some rotting oak wood to feed him.

biofag here btw

this

catch one more and make them fuck

p.s. it´s an endangered species you monster

ROLLIN

Hmm I thought it was an endangered species?
Where I'm from we have these and I'm pretty sure they're endangered.
Yeah don't kill it op, love it forevever.
Also if dubs have it pinch your dick

dangle balls into tub, post results.

OP.. did you poke holes in it so it can breath with the lid on?

They eat fruit juice too, the pokédex say it to me !

OP, that thing needs to breathe.

Do some holes in the box.

microwave

roll

That hivemind

put your penis in there for 30 seconds

try to teach him surf

well pandas eat pigs if they have no bambus nearby

roll

Hissing beetle, we get those heaps in Australia

Likely eats small ants and leaves or something. I'm under the impression theyre carnivorous though so maybe just small ants and other small bugs.

feed it weed

*bamboo

Teach it self destruct and have him join ISIS.

dubs get

"Feed him hot sauce" is his name.

thats a good idea

they are endangered, almost extinct, i have caught a couple once i was a kid though

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Nuke it.

he want to smoke some zutla!

waste of dubs
i declare we stick him in the microwave

Please let it be know.. this little nigguh be called "feed him hot sauce"

Cum on it, post results.

If I guess where youre from can you make it pinch your ballsack?

Give it another bug or worm.

roll

I don't want to kill him

Oh shit , you're right !

microwave it

GET
DO IT OP

did you just insulted my dubs?

deliver das weed OP

roll

dont kill it, its cool, make it sit on your shoulder

Roarling dubs for space programs

tie it to a balloon

launch the little motherfucker into the sky

this

roll for this

Winrar. Do it op

make it a balloon captain

winrar

WINRAR FOR SPACE PROGRAM

buy him a new car.

disgusting

Battle a wild pokemon

SINPIR learned fly

Confirmed

Oh shit

WINRAR DO IT OP

doesn't know sinpir backwards is ripnis. fucking newcarsmell

well I mean

Give berries. Also leaves if you have any

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this was WINRAR FIRST MOTHERFUCKERS

shutup faggot.

dose he have weed?

Re Rowling for space pramming with jizz suit dubs attempts forsur. Check it cunt faggots

yup

You're wrong

Do it OP