>Catch a new pokémon
>Pokedex says it's a Lucanus cervus
>en.wikipedia.org
>Let's Start the training
I will search what he can eat
Dubs name it btw
>Catch a new pokémon
>Pokedex says it's a Lucanus cervus
>en.wikipedia.org
>Let's Start the training
I will search what he can eat
Dubs name it btw
feed him hot sauce
Heracross
Sinpir
bitey
winrar
Call him forceps.
What is our trainers name?
gay faggotass
Put the bug in a microwave! :D
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are you shitting me
your name is bad and you should feel bad you ass crack
op your only option at this point is to kill it with fire and abandon thread
bumb for intrest
PENIS IN PINCERS
God. It sure smells like summer in here.
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I gave him a fruit
Next dubs choose what he eat next time :
I've got cannabis, hot sauce , chocolate and other shit
first training is rope-climb.
hang dick in container. post results.
and his name shall be Grabbu
do they eat fruit?
give him ham
cereal, hot sauce and sugar water, give him a buffét
roll
feed him your semen
teach him flame thrower and give him some hot sauce
>be summer
>be bored
>some guy at highschool said that Sup Forums was the worst of the internet
>would i dare to cross the last frontier?
>i'm a bad guy so yes
>go in there
>go to Sup Forums, they told me is rad
>what.jpg
>traps
>fluffy
>facebook fap
>YLYL
>Is this the worst of the internet?
>dissapointment.jpg
>see thread of beetle
>I'm worse than all these faggots
>tell OP to kill it with fire
>feel like satan
>change to the next tab
>fap to gay orgies.
Hot sauce
rolling
teach it rock smash, by using a rock
Roadnigger
Look at them dubs
Put the bug in the microwave to make it evolve faster
rolling for this
Yeah i read that ,
I should give him rotten wood for his natural environement , I do it later
you are an idiot. they only eat "oak-juice" so you need some rotting oak wood to feed him.
biofag here btw
this
catch one more and make them fuck
p.s. it´s an endangered species you monster
ROLLIN
Hmm I thought it was an endangered species?
Where I'm from we have these and I'm pretty sure they're endangered.
Yeah don't kill it op, love it forevever.
Also if dubs have it pinch your dick
dangle balls into tub, post results.
OP.. did you poke holes in it so it can breath with the lid on?
They eat fruit juice too, the pokédex say it to me !
OP, that thing needs to breathe.
Do some holes in the box.
microwave
roll
That hivemind
put your penis in there for 30 seconds
try to teach him surf
well pandas eat pigs if they have no bambus nearby
roll
Hissing beetle, we get those heaps in Australia
Likely eats small ants and leaves or something. I'm under the impression theyre carnivorous though so maybe just small ants and other small bugs.
feed it weed
*bamboo
Teach it self destruct and have him join ISIS.
dubs get
"Feed him hot sauce" is his name.
thats a good idea
they are endangered, almost extinct, i have caught a couple once i was a kid though
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Nuke it.
he want to smoke some zutla!
waste of dubs
i declare we stick him in the microwave
Please let it be know.. this little nigguh be called "feed him hot sauce"
Cum on it, post results.
If I guess where youre from can you make it pinch your ballsack?
Give it another bug or worm.
roll
I don't want to kill him
Oh shit , you're right !
microwave it
GET
DO IT OP
did you just insulted my dubs?
deliver das weed OP
roll
dont kill it, its cool, make it sit on your shoulder
Roarling dubs for space programs
tie it to a balloon
launch the little motherfucker into the sky
this
roll for this
Winrar. Do it op
make it a balloon captain
winrar
WINRAR FOR SPACE PROGRAM
buy him a new car.
disgusting
Battle a wild pokemon
SINPIR learned fly
Confirmed
Oh shit
WINRAR DO IT OP
doesn't know sinpir backwards is ripnis. fucking newcarsmell
well I mean
Give berries. Also leaves if you have any
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this was WINRAR FIRST MOTHERFUCKERS
shutup faggot.
dose he have weed?
Re Rowling for space pramming with jizz suit dubs attempts forsur. Check it cunt faggots
yup
You're wrong
Do it OP