Character eats alone in a restaurant

>character eats alone in a restaurant
>is totally confident

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>character leaves restaurant without finishing his meal

>character takes a bite out of a hamburger
>leaves it and leaves in a hurry

>character takes the number of a beautiful girl
>and it's sweet,sweet victory starts playing

>bump

>character pays
>doesn't tip

how can they even let this happen?

I do that all the time and there's literally nothing wrong with it, people eat alone all the time. You're just a pathetic loser.

>people eat alone all the time

you know when you 're an adult? when the comfort one-liners from your mom stop having an effect on you.

Last time I went to the fanciest restaurant in town most people were eating alone.

>Character's phone rings
>he immediately picks it up with no mental preparation, no breathing exercises and no rehearsing what he's going to say

>put it on my tab
you've never been here

>Character orders a beer
>Pays for it and tips
>Takes one sip
>Receives a phone call
>Instantly rushes out of bar dramatically whilst bartender looks suprised

Why would you care what other people think about you in a fucking restaurant?

>Character goes to buy something
>doesn't first write a script on what to say to the cashier
>no fastest route planned

>fancy resturant
aka: to stuck up to date anyone so perma-alone.
Basically rich robots.
>put it on my tab
>'You already owe us 83 dollars and 15 cents'
>Just this one time
>'Okay, but you'd better pay tommorow'

>main character starts choking on some food, tries to say "help me" to other characters around him
>other characters notice he's choking, and say "we'll help you"
>they start pissing into his mouth
>the theme song to seinfeld starts playing
>screen fades to black as canned laughter is heard

every fucking time

>aka: to stuck up to date anyone so perma-alone.
>Basically rich robots.
Or possibly people who have it so good they don't have to think about silly childish things like that. It's nice to eat out with people, it's nice to eat alone, only basement dwellers who will never have anyone to eat with think that way imagining that everyone will laugh at them because only losers like you eat alone. It's actually not losers like you who eat alone because you think it's scary and shameful, it's normal people who know it's normal.

>character earns a lot of money
>like a whole lot
>especially for his age
>his company offers good benefits
>character goes to take a shit
>character takes a shit
>character goes to wipe ass
>character wipes ass
>character flushes ass wipes down toilet instead of just throwing them in the trashcan.

...

o shit! waddup

haha

hah....

Character leaves to go to the bathroom to shit,
doesn't leave stall door wide open.

I eat alone most of the time.
You don't know my life bitch.

>character's text notification goes off
>it isn't an automated message from his carrier service reminding him to pay his bill

>character takes a piss
>washes his fucking hands

>character washes his hands ever
Is it weird that I don't do this and yet rarely get sick?

Dumb frogposters.

>what is a lunch break
Get a job faggot

nothing wrong with that
maybe you suffer from social anxiety

I do this all the time. I also go to movies by myself. Seeing Civil War tomorrow night alone.

>main character's alarm goes off
>main character gets out of bed without jerking off first

>character exists
>character does not have autism like me

>robot eats alone by his microwave
>is afraid of leaving the house

being socially oblivious isn't the same as confidence

>character goes to fast food place
>doesnt stutter when ordering
>doesnt say "y-you too" when cashier says have a nice meal

immersion broken completely

nah, I'm fine. My wife hates capeshit and my friends are going other times because of plans and I'm busy all weekend.

...

Yes it is.

Sometimes autistic fucks can get laid because women mistake their complete lack of social awareness for confidence

Takes a certain type of autism, advanced autism. Sort of like a robot chad.

>attractive girl talks to male character
>he doesn't fumble over his words and spill spaghetti everywhere while at the same time imagining what it would be like to be in a relationship with her for the rest of his life
>he doesn't go home and rethink the entire conversation and what he should have said

when the fuck did retard autists manage to make not caring about what people think, which is a form of confidence, and turn it into a disability

>Character's phone rings
>he answers it

>actor is in chicago
>orders a deep dish pizza like pic related
>he doesn't complain about how it's not real pizza

chowdah

If you have mild autism like most Sup Forums posters do, you have the ability to harness your inner sperg and take it to the level you're talking about. It just takes some effort.

Go up to random women and start talking about trains or some shit and you'll be on your way.

>I LIEK TRAINS
>YAAAY

lol

>character takes a shit
>they stay fully clothed

>character tries to make friends
>character doesn't sit awkwardly with the person he likes saying nothing cause they might not like what you say then they don't like you anyway cause you said nothing

Nice thread, Janitors.

>character has friends

>not going out for lunch with your co-workers
you're literally the loser of your office user

Maybe he doesn't work in an office, user.

so this is /r9k/ now?

>character goes to the bathroom
>pees in the toilet instead of the sink

There's only so much disbelief I can suspend.

>guy leaves a voicemail
>he doesn't keep hitting 4 to hear his message, and then 7 to erase and repeat

This is a very deep picture with layers of meaning behind it.

do what my little brother does, sign up for a bunch of automatic text services, and have a bunch of alarms going off all the time. he thinks it makes it look like people are trying to contact him or something, but we all know he is friendless/hugless. gets a little sadder everyday.

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>going at night alone

got some balls on you hombre. i go alone, but only to the negroid $1.50 theatre during matinee hours.

best pepe ive seen in a while

why not at least take a seat? go outside to eat? nothing wrong with enjoying a fine meal by yourself, or a shitty meal for that matter. don't make it more depressing than it has to be.

Not sure what's wrong with this, sometimes things are just more enjoyable by yourself, like appreciating a good meal or the plot of a movie.

>character alone in his home
>doesn't put on womens clothes and sit on a dildo

>waiter keeps coming over and asking how his pizza pie is
>enough cheese on ya pizza pie?
>hows the pie?
>want a doggie bag for those extra slices of 'za?

g-good

>characters phone vibrates
>it isnt low battery alert

>character driving to the gas station or to a fast food restaurant
>doesn't psyche himself up on the ride their
>doesn't get increasingly nervous and sweaty the closer he gets
>doesn't take a detour at the end to buy himself time because of his anxiety
>doesn't just say fuck it and abort and pretend like he didn't need to go anyway

Context.

At lunch time no one notices a guy eating a meal alone.

At dinner at an expensive restaurant a guy eating alone seems strange. It really shouldn't but that's how people are. We're inherently social animals.

God, this happens to me so much. I get so excited when my phone goes off yet 9/10 it's spam shit from my utility providers and I remember that I don't have any friends.

this is a good thread. we should have more

>Go up to random women and start talking about trains or some shit and you'll be on your way.

Your way to prison, perhaps.

Dee from that one episode of Always Sunny is the only accurate portrayal of eating alone in a restaurant that I can think of

What drives me nuts about this show is all the books they ever have are fucking book club editions for no discernible reason.

>character actually has a different person call him on his cellphone everyday.
>his phone is not just a watch to tell the time or lurking on Sup Forums

>not shitposting on the bus
that's why god invented cell phones pham

>talking to women is literally rape now and is a crime

source?

Actually makes perfect sense. Especially if you have a good diet. Your immune system needs 2 things: good fuel and good practice.

>First time in college a few years ago
>One of my friends is a month away from coming and the cunt I was dating at the time still had a year before she was coming
>I tried to eat lunch every day on my own at the Uni's bar
>Harassed by girls almost daily
>Got involved with a couple of them
>At one point I had two active stalkers who found out my full name, phone number, email, etc and were texting me

And that, lads, is the story about how I literally found a new place closer to Uni so I could come home and eat lunch by myself.

Having friends doesn't mean you're not antisocial.

Sometimes you care about others, sometimes you don't. Stop putting borders to what you think of yourself and your behavior, you suck all around dude

Kill yourself

>character's phone rings
>he doesn't ignore it and then immediately rush to the computer to check the number

I'd like to also express my fondness for this particular pepe

>being a LITERAL FUCKING NORMIE on Sup Forums

get out

Leave normie faggot

>character is alone
>doesn't mumble "kill me kill me I deserve to die kill me now" constantly
The fuck? I want realism from my films.

NORMIE

FUCK OFF

Hope you know that everybody notices and that it makes them feel uncomfortable and sorry for you.
Restaurants should have a no singles policy

A lot of folks need to do multiple things at once or else they start thinking about their lives and the best way to end them.

>character is in a train/tube
>isn't constantly looking around because he's paranoid that people are looking at him

>I do this all the time. I also go to movies by myself.

I do this all the time mostly because I travel so much for work.

Spend a thursday night in your hotel room watching tv, go hang out at the hotel bar and watch random college sports with strangers, or go see a movie. There are not a lot of options typically.

>always hated talking to people or leaving the house
>the world is gradually changing to cater to my autism
I can't believe some of you guys actually want to interact with others. Hell is other people.

What's your job user? I'd love to travel all the time like that.

Sales, mostly related to industrial and mining products. background is engineering but I have not worked R&D for years. I now travel around for training (keeping up to date on new product lines) or training customers on new product lines. I also end up visiting shithole places when actual problems occur and the end user needs someone on site to patch things up.

It is nice when out of town if there are clients to meet up with for dinner/drinks but a lot of nights you are left with nothing but free time. Some cities are worth exploring, others are not.

>black family
>father is present and a positive role model

>black character
>doesn't talk like a black person

>being this socially anxious
Sometimes I think I might have some kind of anxiety issue, and then I remember people like you actually exist.

>white person
>tries to talk like a negro
m.youtube.com/watch?v=6mzqahILpAs

Fuck dude im starting to get to this point

what the fuck man, this happened to me an hour ago
except I didn't drive because I don't have a car