I am 22 and I'm a male virgin

>I am 22 and I'm a male virgin
>I wake up in my bed
>wtf.jpg
>My underwear is sticky as fuck
>cum is all over my undies I would assume
>panick and start screaming
>no one is home

What the fuck Sup Forums, did someone rape me??? I'm a virgin so it doesn't make sense

I accept this bait.

Faggot uz wuz raped by teh nigger fairy of late night blow jobs.

that's really odd u were fucked in the ass. you must be a genetic parasite
for me i need a girl to hold massage my balls to drip pre cum

Yes, you are probably raped. Most likely by people you know.

No one is home! The window is open so...m idek

This

Panic

Panic hard

Is it possible that a gene can make you cum?

Juddy Hopps never fails to give me a raging boner

Any guy came make you cum, his name doesn't have to be gene

P

jean? yea true religion makes me dump buckets

Don't make fun of muddy hoops

You've just had your first wet dream. Welcome to the club :)

What? I have genes from my papa

nice copypasta fag

What is a wet dream???

Fuck you dude thus is real

it was a succubus

Shit, you weren't supposed to discover that you're the MC of a harem anime until your next birthday.

OP, sometimes if you sleep on your stomach you can accidentally force your dick into your own ass while you roll around in your sleep. You got raped, but it was by you, so I wouldn't sweat it.

I COULD OF BEEN RAPED NO JOKING ALLOWED

Underage b&

Hey thanks for the great night OP
My cock loves virgins

Do you have a childhood friend that you'd suspect would have done it? Perhaps someone that masks her desire for you with an abrasive exterior?

i wrap my dick in a make shift toilet paper cock ring so that i don't have dreams, maybe you should try this op.

Could body parts get hacked?

What does dreams have tovdo with anything I gotbraped

Kekekekekek you underages have no idea what is wetdreaming is . It's happening to everyone who doesn't fap regularly

I can tell this is your very first green text you stinky newfag gtfo

You had a wet dream, you twat

But this also happens to me sometimes when I fap directly before going to bed...

Lost hard

Thanks for the pictures in my head

this. and it happenseven if you fap 1 time per day. totally normal

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