Waifu claiming thread.
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Rules:
>Claim your Waifu/Husbando
>No Claiming Waifus/Husbandos that have already been claimed
>No stealing (unless trips or more)
>No oversexualised content
>No RP/ERP of any kind (maybe some on occasion)
>Discussion is welcomed
>Insults must be original
>If you're posting images you're not lurking
>3D is almost always trash
>Joining means a reserved place in hell
>Most importantly, have fun!
Kyouko claimed.
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Acknowledge my presence please.
i dun get it
Tohsaka here
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Stealing prinz' heart
Top kek
>digits don't matter to me
>unless they're quads or above
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All i need is a shuckle
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Probably are, I think there's one around though considering those roll attempts.
Straight as an arrow
Defect, defect
Not straight, not so straight
Reject, reject
(prinz)
>quick hugs
(89 cent megumeme)
Claiming
Why do people pretend to miss hand?
He was a traitor who never even liked us
He didn't care about us and I don't care about him
Roll for loods
Dio-sama...
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What's not to like?
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I'm here, how's everyone
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How is life as shitty bait treating ya?
Making a grand entrance once again, Satan
Sachiiiiiii~
>quick hugs
Cya guys whenever
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My knee hurts, I don't even know who hand is honestly, I just see people mention him :p
HOLY SHIT GUYS THE ORANGE SCENTED BODYWASH I BOUGHT A FEW DAYS AGO ACTUALLY SMELLS LIKE REAL ORANGES HOLY SHIT
>jenny claim
R E R O L L
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So it smells awful?
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This is also bait.
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I think it smells wonderful darling
shuckle op
Sorry eye fucked her eyes
*steals Syndra's tea and pantsu*
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Thankfully its gone now.
Sadly, im leaving for a bit too.
See you whenever
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nerfed but still loved
Your waifu is pretty cute! Call me sometime for a good time c:
Hey, for once I'm not on mobile!
What's up guys?
Hm.
We gon fukk or no
Want to fukk me?
I was pondering about the LLLC and the meaning of our club to ponder things, which led me to believe that in fact we are anarchists with no motivation to achieve any breakthroughs whatsoever, but as I had done pondering that I realized I had made a breakthrough in that sense of explaining our core meaning, which in the end rendered it all useless by being contrary.
We are back at the starting point.
Have a good one Syndra.
alot of stealing
>old homeless man sprints out from the darkness
>spanks Homura
>steals panties
>runs into the night while laughing manically
I'd let you fuck me if we could :c
Is that some sort of ERP?
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Jinx claimed. What's good, guys?
faggot
We're sharing, I don't care.
Lmao wtf is that thing? Certainly not a waifu, of that I'm sure.
Stolen!
Stealing is gud for the economy! :3
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kek
That's some good literature, sir.
NO WE'RE NOT
GET YOUR OWN WAIFU
I'm dead.
>old homeless man
>spanking Homu
Yea right.
its a vicious paradox my friend
for now, im just dragoniting the fuck out of 12 y/o's on pokemon showdown
i've been stuck thinking about the consept of time
Waifu war!
Esdeath came and brought with her waves of autism
Hay Janx
You've been claiming before right?
Dweeb weeb
Why are you dead?
Everything's okay, lovely?
Yeah, I win.
Yes I have, a few months ago. I dropped off the face of the Earth a while back but I found my way back to this thread somehow.
Still here
I miss him...
My mistake, he didn't just spank Homu, he fucked the shit out of her!
>Homu gets the shit fucked out of her
>Old homeless man cares not for protection
>cums balls deep
>Homu gets knocked up
>Homeless fag shoves a buttplug into Homu's cunny and ass
cont?
If I don't pass tomorrow I will have to get a shit-tier job quickly like construction worker.
If you're enjoying writing it do whatever you want.
Shut up you Kraut! We cut you back to the Bastogne yet!
Manual labor is perhaps the worst kind of occupation you could get... Pass whatever the hell you need to pass!
I know, maybe after all we're not anarchists with no motivation to achieve anything, there must be a deeper meaning to this all.
Sounds good.
I was pondering about that a few days ago, I still don't know where the hell it all disappears and how does taking a leak make a few minutes disappear.
We seem to stand at the core of the most important quandaries the humankind has ever faced.
Fuck off bong.
You will. However, good luck.
I think I'll try to sleep. You should, aswell.
Sorry I kept you from studying asking for replies.
Good night, cutie.
I'm going to go take a nap now (assuming I don't fail miserably at falling asleep like I did last night), I'll return in a half an hour if I fail, or an hour or two.
I want to gag on her cock
>Bombing of Dresden
You nazifags would have lost the war even if Stalingrad fell.
Now why would you do that?
cya later!
No need to apologize, I'd be lurking anyway. Sleep tight cutie and I will try my best, your words are great for motivation.
I think I can stay up for few more hours but let's see.
It's specially not nice during Summer.
>Even if stalingrad fell.
If stalingrad fell, you would've been annexed.
reason for this is because kraut would have focused more of the armies on british forces.
i think we have motivation to achieve nothing
that in it self is something so i cant say we are true anarchists but i would love to live in an anarchist society, as i wanna take a shit on david camerons face.
all that aside, i think time is a sphere of lines that started with the big bang causing many alternate universes, though this would mean time would be moving. how does time move? its not a thing so it cant move as we do, and its not subjective, everyone has about the same idea on what is time. so how does it move, how does it go fast? go slow? and how can we miss whole months of time without knowing?
A ton of painstaking work in the heat. When you get home you feel tired, miserable, and in pain. The injuries you sustain will stay with you throughout your life. You make minimal amounts of money for this work. Definitely not the way you want to live.
MeguMINE
But we achieved something, in that sense the statement can't be true.
I believe it might be something like radiation, out of sight, but it does possess the means to harm you, unless they both in fact are the same thing.
Maybe in the end we are just being subjected to larger amounts of it in certain periods, which could explain the amnesia of so said spent time.
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What's going on ?
Please be careful, I am aware this is very important to you. Spend your time wisely.
The luftwaffe was mostly destroyed in the battle of Britain. The remaining portions were focused in the Mediterranean. German forces were on the retreat near Moscow and Leningrad. Army Group Center collapsed and routed before Stalingrad. German cities were being burned to the ground by British bombs. North African campaign was won by the Allies by now. You jerries were fucked either way.
>brb in 20 minutes
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Best type moon claimed.
Heyyy I've heard this is the waifu claiming area, so what do I do now that I've brought my waifu?
This is when Germany started to be steamrolled by Russia.
What the fuck are you even on about? Never mind this was almost 80 years ago, who cares?
All that matters now is living by a code a code of Nationalism.
Hey Shiki
i forgot what we achieved, could you remind me?
so would time be a drug then, sedating our brains whether we want it or not.
an infinite drug throughout the universe causing all things able to comprehend it become a slave of its will.
or, just a stray thought, time is someone or something that keeps the balance in the universe. though that may cause our loss but something others gain
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Fuck off
mine
Both of you shut the fuck up
Nah
PRAISE GABEN
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Button masher claimed.