I'm officially screwed Sup Forums

I'm officially screwed Sup Forums.
>Just got a 10/10 russian mixed gf.
>on our 3rd night out we ate at burger king
>then went on a long beach walk and blabla all tht shit
>holding some huge farts coz of fuckin burger king
>went back to our cars after we said our goodnight
>i unleashed 'em ALL so hard i even was disgusted by the smell
>i saw her rotating back towards me and walks back to my car
>imfuckinfuckedasfuckk.jpg
>she opens the door and all that shit smell blasted on her face so hard she made the weirdest expression
>fuckinkillme.jpg
>she doesnt say anything and leaves leaving my car door open
>happened few hours ago still havent talked.
omg.
pic related, the right one.

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>3rd night out
>ate a burger king

thats where you went wrong bro

Damn OP. She's hot as shit.

you dun goofed op

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What should i fuckin text?

we are 19 fam dafuq is wrong with burger king

You don't take a dime piece to burger King user.

well she was cool like that m8

"Baby I thought u was into dat shit. Im srry."

You don't take any date to fucking burger king. Thats a "We've been dating for 3 or more month and we're having a movie night." thing. Strictly, man.

Russian chicks will rob you blind and cut off your johnson.

if she was actually cool she would've fucked with you a little and laughed it off. youre fucked m8

I'm already trying to convince myself that she's gone,not bein a little bitch bout it tho but i was so fuckin hyped bout my new gf FUCKJKK

so wait, you're screwed because you farted and your girlfriend didn't like it?

shit son, is she one of those girls that "don't poop or fart"?

just apologise if it means that much to you.. it's no big deal..

This, kinda. She sounds like a stuck up barbie with no personality. If she DOES break up with you, whatever.

actual size*

Are you legit?

You sound like a fuckboy, dude. Straight up, are you a douchebag? You seem like a weight lifting douchemuncher.

>Burger King
>date

Yeah.. No.

This is why. I've figured it out. He's a douche fuckboy you'd see in the club on a wednesday night.

i question the story.

just cut your losses and go left,

the smell was so fuckin disgusting even for me fam. And yeah she is one of those girls clearly
true, but she was so hot

no wonder

First of all the woman wanted something more from the night and she probably said in the end "fuck this twat i am gonna take what i want" and she didn't plan to wait for you to make a move or whatever.

You would probably be getting laid at that point,but you fucked up.

Apologize but try not to use the word "sorry".In general don't say very often sorry to your woman.

You already fucked up so
>text her
>ask for noodz
>if get post

Kek what kind face did she make?

not really a weight lifting douche but here's one with my ex

Luckyfor you thats a 6/10 hoe at most

>fam

Dude just fucking go, please. What is this?

She does hav dat tho look huh

You call that 10/10? Lmao stop fooling yourself.

Nice dick sucking lips.

dude you're fucking pouting

sort your shit out

>3rd night out
>burger king

holy shit how did you even survive the first two nights without spilling all that spaghetti

Explains why you thinkthats a 10/10 both two ugly niggers.

She's not 10/10 more like 7/10 and that's with makeup without makeup she's probably 4.5/10

ugotapurrtymoufboi.jpg

LOL

>spot the virgin

honestly Sup Forums for being a bunch of neckbearded permavirgins somw of you sure have crazy high standards

She's obviously not cool like that if she's not talking to you over a damn fart. She sounds shallow

>3rd night out
>No sex
Dump her.

You genuinely look like a fag so you probably deserved it

No shit, dude. She probably has sugar daddies or something.

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You're wearing more make up than her

I'm just saying for OP's sake. He just needs to move the fuck on. Especially if he was only 3 dates deep

She's with him for the wrong reasons if this truly bothered her. She can go ahead and be stuck up. And when she looks like Betty White at 30, I guess we'll see how much she cares about farts and personalities then.

you're better off fucking the one on the left

Seriously fuck the one on the left

good she's an ex. she's starting to lose her hair.

Best thing to do is blame it on that burger King.

you like her? she is really slutty

youtube.com/watch?v=3QmIX1Ye3Bo

Why have you no fuck her yet?

>slutty
>venereal disease
Nevermind.

Permavirgin like yourself?

nah she is fiiine

Nice trips, also post noodz

really shit attitude and im not really into those kind of girls

IG?

Those lips would feel nice wrapped around your dick tho

Post more pictures of her and or your gf. They both hot

you may not lift thy weight, but thou are still a fuckin douche, you are pouting in a fucking selfie, she doesn't deserve scum like you "fam"

Jaguar fans have a high rate of suicide

here's one more of that slut, she even flirted with me while i was with my gf in fuckin front of her

nice!

she's amazing

caring this much about her smelling your nasty farts, it was bound to fucking happen
my question is how the fuck you got such a qt3.14 when you're worried about something as meaningless as farts

I stand corrected. GET HER BACK!!!

Those are the roots of her hair. She died it much darker than her natural hair, so it looks like that.

damn, 10/10 girl,

9/10 ruski girl

scandinavia needs more girls like them

Underrated

she's a slut so you wouldnt need to worry about farting in front of her
>mfw she's the better option

She is very cute, how did you pull that off?

What country are you from?

She's holding a cigarette in the first pic. She smells worse than your farts did. Don't worry about it.

She prob only wanted you because she had a grudge against your ex gf. After that she was just looking for an excuse to dump your ass.

tell her you sorry for the fat and make it up to her by giving her and her friend you steaming hot cock

I'm worried cuz she is worried, she is rich , hot, of course she 'll be snobby about that and im more embarrassed than worried about her dumpin me
ye she was great

>she is rich

You gold digging asshole.

if your problem is embarrassment then you really have no fucking problem

it just happen we started talking , she was a friend of my ex
nope she really liked me
well thats an option

OP heres a pro tip. next time instead of holding in your farts like a mad man, excuse yourself to the restroom and fart in there. go sit on the toilet and rip ass into the bowl if you have to

[farts]

>rawr
>2016

smells bad in this thread

this

You seriously walked face first into the bait bucket. Those permavirgin high standards is basically a way to combat the inevitable rejection we face on a daily basis

>ate at burger king

damn do betas like this truly exist or is op trolling