Waifu claiming thread

Waifu claiming thread.

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Rules:
>Claim your Waifu/Husbando
>No Claiming Waifus/Husbandos that have already been claimed
>No stealing (unless trips or more)
>No oversexualised content
>No RP/ERP of any kind (maybe some on occasion)
>Discussion is welcomed
>Insults must be original
>If you're posting images you're not lurking
>3D is almost always trash
>Joining means a reserved place in hell
>Most importantly, have fun!

Kyouko claimed.

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pussy

If I do that I don't want to end up offing myself at the age of 30 because no friends no gf
Claim

Not bad, worked this morning and bought my friends drumset. Overall, pretty productive day, you?

Pretty good. I see you like Mercy, I just recently started trying to learn how to play her.

>claimed

Saber claim

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Shit.
Assuming you have family, that's all that matters. And your waifu of course.

QOTT: who is the worst user?

ANYONE WHO THINKS ANYBODY BUT TRACER IS BEST GIRL ARE HERETICS

I need friends

Lily Claimed!

>CC
I can still look into it, if I like the manga, I'll watch the anime. I'll still watch the anime nonetheless. But not anytime soon.


>Akiko
Mercy is best.
Thanks for my life.

mandatory uta claim

TAKE ON ME!
youtube.com/watch?v=3PAwp_1wYz8

3 more hours of work to go.

You have me :C

Play as tracer and ull get tonnes

>

dio
piece of shit

I just had a really bad night, nothing too big
Glad to hear that

Hand.

Miho claimed

Nice tip
>lifts

No was getting a side Mirror for my truck.

>tfw uta come's back and isn't deceased

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Menchi

FUCKIN WEEBS GO GET A REAL GIRL, LOOOOOOOOL NICE LIVES LOSERS

would you look into it
(yes i fluctuate, big woop, wanna fight about it)
i wanna know if i'll be wasting my time reading it

Every megumin

comes*
i'm baka

Akiko claimed

Super clutch victory with play of the game going to me
Thanks bae

I'm not touching her
Her voice grates on my nerves

what?

Miho an extreme fucking cute. It's a real abstract kinda fuckin' adorable goin' on in here.

If I have you is that a good thing

This

Yeah that's fine, no biggie. I can switch to it from Kangoku tonight.

Are you me?

Well I'm already alone, and it hasn't been too hard so I think I'll be fine.

I'll just keep smoking cigs and staying up all night playing games. lol

hook now

100% correct

Thats just mean.
youtu.be/Oxq5M8AVEh0
You're on Sup Forums too m8. Gr8 b8 no mist8 i r8 8/8 no deb8.

Depends on how you take it. :D
But I heard it's nothing big. :|

No life.
No gf.
No friends.

Does that sound familiar to you?

What are yall drinking?

-Mercy

Fuck, sun is already up

Relaxing and a bit long

O shit you go on /fit/ too?
>I knew I spelt it wrong!

I know :( but college first my dude. After that, I'll save up and get what I want. Struggles is real

Wew

ahh i see.
What happened to the old one?
Meow.

you're moms pussy's juice

the heretics

Im at work so no drinking atm.
Heres what I have at home.

C-Cute!

It's Sup Forums. That sounds familiar to all of us.
>Guinness
Decisions were made. Good decisions.

I will keep you forever

heh
this one doesnt know
i never left

aw, you didnt get my joke. or did you?
thanks man, really appreciate it

youtube.com/watch?v=XWE7boPU6kI

Me

Water.

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In the way that only a lolita in a multi-ton engine of war capable of leveling houses can be.

>Lily

How much longer do you have to suffer?

>wii fit

At least I'm not the only one, It could be worse.

me, when off my face

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Rory is second worst. I will download some of their stuff.

Yes way to much.

It fell off.
>Nyan

ok?

Second post isn't me my dude. I will also tolerate your choice in waifu, even if I hate her

Great husbando

this fuck
Yea Mercy players are honourable people
She has insane playmaking potential and her ult is obviously the best ult in the game.
Mei is still best girl though, followed by Dva and Mercy
The rest of the girls isn't even worth remembering

>Let's see, we got russian sjw on steroids, curry, justice rai- and blue chick

Old spiced honey mead
Good shit man

Good to see at least one other user has superior tastes
Gremlin Dva is best girl

Yay! Also, do I have you in BNet?

I don't think I did... ._.

Niggas, are you blind? Clearly best girl.

here
youtube.com/watch?v=nUwwxWdm4k0

What? I have a thing for women who know their way around a weapon. Even if that weapon inherently requires multiple operators.
>will protect you
>guns
>/fit/ as fuck and will make you that way too
>Cortana is a thing
Solid decisions.

God tier claim, congratulations.

TIME TO REGRET
-mercy

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I've suffered from this long enough. It doesn't bother me anymore :)

He's more of a grandpa at this point

Kek

Now thats just asinine.

Am I allowed to say Forrest?

I'm not gay, but I'd let Forrest sit on my lap and ride my dick while I curl his hair.

Heretic
1: yes i am blind
2:no I'm not a nigger

I'm new to these threads and I have no clue what BNet is

Superior taste

BLINDED BY THE LIGHT OF THE LORD. Which, coincidentally, will also cure your blindness. He giveth and He taketh away.

>do I have you in BNet?
You play OW too? Console or pc?

That's pretty low quality bait

no homo

I am the most faithful fuck in this thread
Don't you even dare accuse me of such crimes

Battlenet
It's from Blizzard client

> Battle.net
Blizzard multiplayer shizz.

Another Mercy poster?

Damn im too popular

I'm going to visit my mother in the hospital now, bye.

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How do I type in braille so that you can read it?

That can only mean the psychological trauma you got from shit computer is making you blind to the pain
:^)

Operates so hard gets deployed.

nothing

Flavor of the month

Who was your waifu before?

Hello other Mercy person

I've only been playing at a friends because I'm low on money atm, but my BNet is Belrose#11507

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Shiro is officially best waifu

>mfw you deployed my fucking sides

How do you know you're not a nigger if you can't see your skin color

You stop that.

I've been Mercy for the past three threads or so. Other than that I haven't existed here

any 3d and videogames waifu is cancer among us

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TELL ME YOU PLAY ON PS4 if so you can join me and a couple other people who play nightly

I didn't even notice lol.
Migraine hits harder.

Battle.Net
Your username there so I can add you.

I do. PC. I'm ok.