Be me 30 fucking 1, divorced

>be me 30 fucking 1, divorced
>pretty alright, 6'2 170, fierce beard, tattoos
>estranged 14yo white trash cousin friends me
>says hi, really annoying "quirky"
>ok
>messages like a week later asking stupid shit
>"how big is your dick"
>"do you watch gangbang porn"
>ok
>ignore most if it
>tells me how shes sucked dudes dicks before
>ok
>remind her shes my moms brothers daughter
>tells me all about her mom: total meth-head
>says I should come over, mom out again
>havent had sex in 2 years
>wat do
her

You answered your own question.
>her

Alpha mode engage, hop in car. Zip over to her. Strike a good enough deal that prevents her any incentive to open her mouth then proceed to do what you know you want to and fuck your hot little cousins pussy. Easy breezy user!

You tell her tits or gtfo. And timestamp that shit

can i fuck your cousin?
give me any of her contact info

See if she'll send nudes

lol op

sounds like chris hanson is going to ask you to have a seat over there

Sounds like a lot of me going to jail

Post nudes

Only if you're caught

>pretty alright
> 6'2 170Ib

Hahahahahah you fucking loser

dont let the filter fool you

If her mom is a meth head what's her dad like? Does he give her any attention at all?

It would make sense that the only attention she can get from males comes from sexuality

Dad comes around on birthdays sometimes. Otherwise has his own life and family

Wtf abort mission, I repeat abort mission

Even a really hot 14yo with those kind of issues isn't worth the trouble because she's gonna be clingy and psychotic. And she's a chubster anyway

Yeah and moment you piss her off everyone is going to know everything.

Go to her house, sit her down, and tell her that slutting around to older men isn't going to get her anywhere. She has a whole life ahead of her and this path will see her ending up like her mom. Set her straight user.

THEN fuck her...

congrats, you played yourself..

Fat ass detected

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Ooooooh shit Motherfucker!!!

Reply of the year

Go nuts I could give a shit I don't even know this girl lol

Nice try, OP. We're gonna get to the bottom of this.

HER bottom, with any luck.

It's lit nigger

this. so much this. I speak from experience (15 year old though.) Long story short, I'm on the list now.

link the thread Mr. hansen

Done Mr spiderumham

Nice work and nice dubs

As with any jailbait shindiggery:
>age of consent
>age of consent
>age of consent

Each state's different, I don't remember the absolute lowest it goes. But, just in case, look it up.

>Cousins
Unless this shit is in Alabama then there's a problem

Go over and smash...

Did she reply?

Response?

Not yet, I don't think she's on rn

Or maybe somebody with a little bit of muscle skinny bitch. You should probably hang yourself

wtf man. OP is this you?

Lol, im a professionaI bmx rider and can leg press almost 1000 pounds. I'm just lean as fuck you fat overbuilt faggot.

Lets find her parents and get her in trouble

Oh shit yes!

Is she into jigaboos?
Im 14 and my nigger sex instinct is kicking in

I love the smell of new pasta

Done

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Look under her family stuff if not private to determine if there is a "thirty year old cousin". Post results

>im a professionaI bmx rider and can leg press almost 1000 pounds

>Im 14
underage B&

Dad is Travis Gasseling

beautiful

OP POST SCREENCAP OF MESSAGES

OP you really fucked yourself over when you put your age in the post, you couldve lied your way out of he situation you'll be in, but youre pretty much fucked now

Wow, you could have been more creative than that. You are fucking cancer, gtfo.

...Fucking sick pedos on here smh. People like OP should hang.

Bumping.
About to relax and 420blazeit and I wanna see the shitstorm unfold

underrated post

I'm trying to ruin someone's life, not become the next Shakespeare

bump

This girl's parents are going to be so pissed. This whole situation has gone to shit all because OP wanted to ask for our help.

oh shit pass

Well alright, thought you just do this as a white knight.

Bump for entertainment purposes.

Op at this point end your fucking life you 1000 pound benchpressing faggot

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Facebook filters out messages from strangers and shit. Unless they check their message requests it's unlikely they will see it :(

He shouldn't have posted pics. This is Sup Forums, there's always going to be that one faggot that's gonna try his best to ruin your day/life

>asking for help on Sup Forums
this works only in feel thread

So does this mean OP should post on their walls?

Absent father and meth head mother next?

The guy was considering fucking his own cousin, idk what he expected.
Fuck no, if I'm given the tools to wreck someone's day I'm gonna wreck their day.

I thought so too, which is why I suggested the parents thing, which undid that and fucked her life very much up. I love you guys.

Kill yourself OP

Well said user

What are our options user?

any updates?

Add her family as friends and hope they accept it, then send them messages

No replies, how can I get the message direct to them?

I think you can pay to get past it

We have to go deeper

tell her to start doing her mom's meth, fuck her in a month when she's hot

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Cousin or no cousin. She has a pussy. When pussy is presented to you, you fuck it. It's not rocket science. Pound that pussy like it's the last piece of ass you'll ever have.

I can't add her or her father as friends for some reason

Bumping for interest.
Bumping for justice.

Some people have their privacy settings so they can only get requests from friends of friends. Im trying to add some of her whorey looking family in hopes they'll accept it although I'm a total stranger

if thats the mom shes for sure a meth head

>Find a friend of them with a completely open profile,
>post the story on their wall?!
>profit

Her BOYFRIEND is Zac Crockett

Your fucked m8, better kys before you get shiskabab'd by bubba.

Her mom and sister or something already fuckin blocked me, RIP

This was posted before you dumbasses

Found the mother

You're doing god's work, user

Fuck. No way?

OP is so fucked

fucking kek

OP is shitting his pants now.

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