>be me 30 fucking 1, divorced
>pretty alright, 6'2 170, fierce beard, tattoos
>estranged 14yo white trash cousin friends me
>says hi, really annoying "quirky"
>ok
>messages like a week later asking stupid shit
>"how big is your dick"
>"do you watch gangbang porn"
>ok
>ignore most if it
>tells me how shes sucked dudes dicks before
>ok
>remind her shes my moms brothers daughter
>tells me all about her mom: total meth-head
>says I should come over, mom out again
>havent had sex in 2 years
>wat do
her
Be me 30 fucking 1, divorced
You answered your own question.
>her
Alpha mode engage, hop in car. Zip over to her. Strike a good enough deal that prevents her any incentive to open her mouth then proceed to do what you know you want to and fuck your hot little cousins pussy. Easy breezy user!
You tell her tits or gtfo. And timestamp that shit
can i fuck your cousin?
give me any of her contact info
See if she'll send nudes
lol op
sounds like chris hanson is going to ask you to have a seat over there
Sounds like a lot of me going to jail
Post nudes
Only if you're caught
>pretty alright
> 6'2 170Ib
Hahahahahah you fucking loser
dont let the filter fool you
If her mom is a meth head what's her dad like? Does he give her any attention at all?
It would make sense that the only attention she can get from males comes from sexuality
Dad comes around on birthdays sometimes. Otherwise has his own life and family
Wtf abort mission, I repeat abort mission
Even a really hot 14yo with those kind of issues isn't worth the trouble because she's gonna be clingy and psychotic. And she's a chubster anyway
Yeah and moment you piss her off everyone is going to know everything.
Go to her house, sit her down, and tell her that slutting around to older men isn't going to get her anywhere. She has a whole life ahead of her and this path will see her ending up like her mom. Set her straight user.
THEN fuck her...
congrats, you played yourself..
Fat ass detected
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Ooooooh shit Motherfucker!!!
Reply of the year
Go nuts I could give a shit I don't even know this girl lol
Nice try, OP. We're gonna get to the bottom of this.
HER bottom, with any luck.
It's lit nigger
this. so much this. I speak from experience (15 year old though.) Long story short, I'm on the list now.
link the thread Mr. hansen
Done Mr spiderumham
Nice work and nice dubs
As with any jailbait shindiggery:
>age of consent
>age of consent
>age of consent
Each state's different, I don't remember the absolute lowest it goes. But, just in case, look it up.
>Cousins
Unless this shit is in Alabama then there's a problem
Go over and smash...
Did she reply?
Response?
Not yet, I don't think she's on rn
Or maybe somebody with a little bit of muscle skinny bitch. You should probably hang yourself
wtf man. OP is this you?
Lol, im a professionaI bmx rider and can leg press almost 1000 pounds. I'm just lean as fuck you fat overbuilt faggot.
Lets find her parents and get her in trouble
Oh shit yes!
Is she into jigaboos?
Im 14 and my nigger sex instinct is kicking in
I love the smell of new pasta
Done
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Look under her family stuff if not private to determine if there is a "thirty year old cousin". Post results
>im a professionaI bmx rider and can leg press almost 1000 pounds
>Im 14
underage B&
Dad is Travis Gasseling
beautiful
OP POST SCREENCAP OF MESSAGES
OP you really fucked yourself over when you put your age in the post, you couldve lied your way out of he situation you'll be in, but youre pretty much fucked now
Wow, you could have been more creative than that. You are fucking cancer, gtfo.
...Fucking sick pedos on here smh. People like OP should hang.
Bumping.
About to relax and 420blazeit and I wanna see the shitstorm unfold
underrated post
I'm trying to ruin someone's life, not become the next Shakespeare
bump
This girl's parents are going to be so pissed. This whole situation has gone to shit all because OP wanted to ask for our help.
oh shit pass
Well alright, thought you just do this as a white knight.
Bump for entertainment purposes.
Op at this point end your fucking life you 1000 pound benchpressing faggot
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Facebook filters out messages from strangers and shit. Unless they check their message requests it's unlikely they will see it :(
He shouldn't have posted pics. This is Sup Forums, there's always going to be that one faggot that's gonna try his best to ruin your day/life
>asking for help on Sup Forums
this works only in feel thread
So does this mean OP should post on their walls?
Absent father and meth head mother next?
The guy was considering fucking his own cousin, idk what he expected.
Fuck no, if I'm given the tools to wreck someone's day I'm gonna wreck their day.
I thought so too, which is why I suggested the parents thing, which undid that and fucked her life very much up. I love you guys.
Kill yourself OP
Well said user
What are our options user?
any updates?
Add her family as friends and hope they accept it, then send them messages
No replies, how can I get the message direct to them?
I think you can pay to get past it
We have to go deeper
tell her to start doing her mom's meth, fuck her in a month when she's hot
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Cousin or no cousin. She has a pussy. When pussy is presented to you, you fuck it. It's not rocket science. Pound that pussy like it's the last piece of ass you'll ever have.
I can't add her or her father as friends for some reason
Bumping for interest.
Bumping for justice.
Some people have their privacy settings so they can only get requests from friends of friends. Im trying to add some of her whorey looking family in hopes they'll accept it although I'm a total stranger
if thats the mom shes for sure a meth head
>Find a friend of them with a completely open profile,
>post the story on their wall?!
>profit
Her BOYFRIEND is Zac Crockett
Your fucked m8, better kys before you get shiskabab'd by bubba.
Her mom and sister or something already fuckin blocked me, RIP
This was posted before you dumbasses
Found the mother
You're doing god's work, user
Fuck. No way?
OP is so fucked
fucking kek
OP is shitting his pants now.
Instagram is arieanna_duley