Sup Sup Forums just found a 6 inch texas nope bug here at work thought you guys would appreciate it

Sup Sup Forums just found a 6 inch texas nope bug here at work thought you guys would appreciate it

timestamp that shit yo, tits?

Pick it up with your dick, OP!

it's just a dobsonfly

Good enough?

Make clothing for it

haha, well no tits, but the timestamp checks out, good work OP

are you security or something

>this

Yep

sell it to Tom Nook, he'd probably pay 300 bells for it

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how boring is that

what are you playing on that DS

That's a Dobson fly, mostly harmless, tough as hell tho

Pretty great 7 pm to 7 am just playing games and watching movies and watching cameras for 20 an hour. Also think this will kill the hellspawn?

Cool story bro, lurking.

Pokémon alpha saphire it's pretty good

that and maybe 1 or 2 lighters OP, you know you can only kill that motherfucker with FIRE

consider me jealous

Use your hand pussy. They're HARMLESS.

Not right away but maybe fuck it up

>jealous
>of a guy in the same room with a fucking man eater
meh, im everything but jealous

It looks like a dobsonfly. They're harmless and literally live only to reproduce. They don't even eat afaik.

Literally the opposite of a Sup Forumstard.

cool!

>doesn't read thread

What did you need to get this job? Did it matter if you had a diploma or not when you applied?

Dubs decides how I kill it

Again, with your hands pussy.

nope

splat that shit with your hand

Hold it down with the fly swatter and cut off it's wings, after then it's legs,
Use the lights to burn it's back and sides and finally pour some of the left and right into a glass and drop him in,
watch him drown and burn in hell.

Well in texas you have to have a certification and a carry card classes are like 200 bucks but you are guaranteed a job qualifications are no felonies or violent crimes you don't even need a diploma it's a 40 hour course for level 3 armed security but it's worth it plus I only work 4 days a week. Also the bitch still hasn't moved

Smash it with your keyboard.

Cut in two with sphincter power.

youre security dont you have a taser or some shit

FUCKING KILL THAT SON OF A BITCH!

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Is this some sort of meme?

It's called a dobsinfly m9

Sadly not at this site.

you don't know how to use your hand?

I literally fantasized about working security, buying a DS, and playing video games on it

I did not expect this to happen in real life, although I am not surprised

Congratulations man. You are living a dream I had at one point

Cover the fly swatter with something flammable light it then give that fuck a good smack. Ideally it won't die on impact and will become a huge lightning bug

The day op wasn't a faggot

lurk more newperson

have you ever dealt with anything weird or spooky before

the guys who watch cameras and are on the intercoms aren't always armed

press the glass cup next to the sanitizer against it on the wall, then we'll go from there

It's a hand pussy HAHA CLEVER OP YOU MANIAC

What don't you like?

fuck that

Oh, Then I have more. All OC

Where do you work? Cause god damn do i need to apply there.

BTW fellow Texas fag here to say what's up.

Eat that shit

Who?

Some more for you

Op

Everyone said kill it with fire so I mixed ammonia and bleach and sprayed him down then used hand sanitizer to finish the job

or....

this

>not ammonia & bleach

Does spider have puss puss?

Just lit my cig with his burning corpse the neighborhood is safe once again

Its a female, so..... I guess by your logic she is a female in a male body.

Ha! Wtf

Right?

/thread

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It's a pretty comfy job for a high profile rich people ville I see multiple celebrities daily

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Sometimes there are weird ass lights flying around on the cameras in night vision mode and the club house gets pretty spoopy at lock up stay tuned till midnight to find out about that

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Dobson fly. Harmless. Actually kinda cuddly.

I wish there was more oc in here instead of fags claiming bs.

I can't say who though cause I could easily lose my job so i will just say musicians and former athletes

Security was the easiest job in my life, but so fucking boring. Over night stuff was the best.

Still spitting bs.

Eat it. Turn it into poop.

Pretty sure it's oc

I did not see a single person say use ammonia and bleach.

That picture, them dubs....I'm crying user

Hey I had to do what I had to do the asshole was trying to get in. Speaking of which I have recovered the corpse

You forgot hand sanitizer and fire. Though

I would fucking die if i saw this, nope fucking way. I hate insects so much I let spiders live if i find them in my place so they can eat the insects.

Fuck spiders too

Did I just get memed?

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Cut it's antennae off.

EAT IT

I'd die it's covered in burnt stuff ammonia bleach and hand sanitizer

Nice. Got me on the time-stamp. I will still contribute with some shit.

Well, that's what I meant :^)

There kinda cute tbh

Pretty metal, enjoyed this

I'm not a chinkinese I don't eat bugs.

hahahaha fucking kek excellent work user

nice thread, OP

Who watches the watchmen?

the watchers