Anyone actually cook your own food?

Anyone actually cook your own food?

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What the fuck IS that??
Looks disgusting.

Bump because no ones called me a nigger yet

It's fried chicken you absolute retard

Nigger

chicken frying your steaks OP?

Naw it's chicken
My last name is sanders btw
Thank ya massa

It looks like someone took a shit in a frying pan. Actually though it looks like some fried cake?? the breading looks awful and like you both overcooked it and made it WAY too greasy at the same time. I don't know how you fucked up something so simple so terribly.

KYS bernie

idk what the fuck you're complaining about that looks like some good ass herb breaded fried chicken bitch stop complaning gimmie some i wanna try

>inb4 nigger

To me, pictures of food never really look that good. I know retards on fb who post pics of what they're eating and it never looks right.

Wrong sanders
It's some tasty shit
You're completely stupid
See those napkins? Soak up the grease
Breading? Home made, crispy, double fucking layered homeboy
Full of seasoning and herbs
Just cause you can't afford these simple, cheap ingredients doesn't mean it's shit

See
And

he fries chicken openly on the internet

what do you want from me?

I made some delicious bagels today.
But I can't be arsed to post them to a faggotnigger thread.

No no, I'm OP.
Also not actually a nigger

Pics or it didn't happen, shitforbrains

I like making burgers

if this thread's still alive when I get back from the kitchen, maybe

I wanna see your kikey bagels mang I wanna see some fresh ass shit Nig nog

wtf? theyre balls? do you not press the beef into patties?

What the fuck are you, a British street vendor? Your food looks like shit and you look like Mr.Bean in a fucking gatsby. Why you wearin that shit indoors?

Looks pretty good. I personally have never liked when you have to squish the burger down yourself but ciabatta was definitely a good choice. You didn't overcook the parties did you?

pg 6

if anyone wants to see bagels, you'd better start bumping

I was just out in the rain faggit
My tent broke and I didn't want my hair wet
I'm in Oregon not Britain
Nigga fuck off stop tryna complain about petty shit look at my food fag

Dradle dradle dradle
Bagels made of clay

Show your food you cuck

that shit looks way too fucking greasy and overfried

Perhaps the lighting is the issue
It's not greasy and definitely not overfried
And looks really good in person
I used toast for breading so that may account for how dark it is

>Anyone actually cook your own food?

I cook for the freezer.
Large batches of gourmet shit vacuum sealed and frozen.

Ever make MRE's?

Military MRE I mean

outer crust: crispy
inner crust: chewy
inner bagel: airy, chewy

looks terrible, OP
but probably more so because I hate fried chicken

Bump for bagels

dude these bagels look bomb as fuck!!

how to make??

ps, op is total faggot and so is his chicken.

THEIR, STUPID NIGGER

fuck op

THIS IS NOW A BAGEL THREAD

I've eaten them.
Most are similar to something my cat puked up this morning.

What I cook is nothing like that.

Op here
Nice dubs
Your bagels look like wrinkly dog assholes but at the same time look delicious, bread wise
Then why even comment

what are you doing for shabbos, Sup Forumsro?

can I come over?

I'll make my bubbie's brisket.

KYS OP

THIS IS NO LONGER YOUR THREAD YOU SHIT-TIER COOK

THIS IS NOW A BAGEL THREAD

Yes I am actually a chef.
I work at Wendy's, make 120k a year, 6ft 3in tall, and have a nine inch cock.

>shit tier
Yeah ok

Yea, i cook my meals. $80 a month.

Didn't realize that this was shit tier

I made this the other day, came put pretty good.

you want some salad with that fruit?

Too lazy to cook. It's been 2 days i didnt eat, just because lazyass.

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>chorizo on bottom
>bell pepper with over easy egg in the center
>hashbrowns with cheese on top
>cooked til golden
KYS

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shut your whore mouth, its looks p good

DO YOU KNOW HOW TO FUCKING LISTEN???


This is no longer your thread you little cuck bitch.

Get out of here without that droopy-ass overcooked spaghetti and meatballs.

are you fucking 12?

I cook some things, may not be food.

3 cups unbleached flour
1/2 tsp NaCl
1/2 tsp KCl
8 oz water (and not a drop more, or less)
3 tbsp brown sugar
2 oz olive oil
1 tsp yeast

> Dump in bread machine "dough cycle"
> remove when done kneading, before rising
> pull off a chunk about the size of the bagel you want
> roll into 12" long cylinder
> connect the ends, seal them up to make bagel
> put on cookie sheet
> boil in sugar water (2 tsp sugar, 4 quarts H2O) for 30 seconds
> flip upside down, boil 30 seconds
> drain
> cook @ 375 for 23 minutes
> let them cool off or you will burn yourself, faggot
> eat

In all seriousness though, mango teriyaki stir fry.

CONFIRMED UNDERAGEB&

Lrn2gastronomy faggot

wat is?

where the fuck is the oil or lemon juice, something rather than a fruit salad with curtailed milk topping?

One way to guess if someone is a good cook is to look for a messy work area after the prep.

Nice work Sup Forumsro!

The jelly beans were okay but I'm not positive milk steak is supposed to be boiled. 5/10

You tell me, also nice dubs.

That sounds fucking awesome.

I'm going to try that tomorrow night.

Thanks so much new OP. You took one shitty thread and made it the best of the evening.

OMG
that looks so delicious!!
I am probably going to make a plum stir fry (with chicken) in a few

>>cook your own food
Is frying food.
Frying is nigger tier of cooking.
Fuck off nigger.

Feta avocado tomato and butter lettuce is just lazy salad making.

Sun P?

It's al dente
The fuck you so mad about? The fact the you can't cook and so you're taking it out on fags on the Internet? Show me your meals fag
Wanna see my ID?
Also how is that underage you retard? You're literally mad at nothing. You're more outting yourself as underage than anything by focusing on that. Calm down retard

It was delicious, afterward I seared pork in the reduced mangoes and teriyaki sauce to go with it.

This.

Incorrect.

good job OP

10/10 bait.

all these dumbasses believe that you really think you're a good cook.

Dude shut the fuck up already seriously

stop being so butthurt


this is no longer your thread.

It's what was in the fridge on a Thursday at 3 am made in 15 minutes for my girlfriend while she was in the shower
There was olive oil and black pepper too fagit

>Wanna see my ID?

kek.....

no let's see your library card.

The kike left
What do you think is going to happen now
It's either going to 404 or continue with you bitching until it hits it's limit
How stupid are you

looks like we got a guy with a micro penis.

Nice b8. Nobody would defend that salad by saying it took 15 minutes and had olive oil as a dressing. You could make a vinaigrette in less than 2.

L2gastro my ass

heh. yup. OP is definitely has a tiny cute dick.

brb
plums + ckn+ sweet rice + ??? = profit?

also, check out
americastestkitchen.com/episode/487-new-york-natives

Beware that essential gluten will change the flavor. Maybe malt syrup helps. IDK

i'm italian and i nearly puked

This is awesome. Thanks user.

kike is not the faggot complaining about other faggots

kike leaving now though:

Yes, I'm not a worthless fucking millennial.

maybe we should stop bumping?

op is really butthurt. worried he might kill himself.

don't cry op. you'll do better next time.

mwf people post to /b and are surprised when thread doesn't go as planed. it b your fucking faggot, expect it to happen.

Are you cooking your own shit?

yes. he literally poops out shit and puts in a pan and cooks it. pretty cool right?

so he makes mcdonalds? i just ate their and felt like i was eating shit straight from the ass.

"Nigga" Shut your bitch ass up. You're white as fuck

OP here. No it's not shit. I work at McDonalds. It's how I learned to cook. Did you see my dope spaghett?

OP do you live in a tent??

Yes. My cooking skills are so dank cuz camping stove.