An old high school acquaintance of mine tried to be edgy and troll me...

An old high school acquaintance of mine tried to be edgy and troll me, little did he know that I was ready to come out with the best roasting, his brother died 4 years ago and he is really touchy about it. He tries to troll and roast everyone but he can't take it when the shots are returned, he messaged me on facebook after asking how I could be so heartless, so Sup Forums dubs decides how I respond to this faggotry of the highest caliber.

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He posted "you're not dead yet" on you're page? Sounds like a homosexual

Tell him to fuck off and that he should kill his self like his pussy ass brother did

Do the "what the fuck did you just say to me..." pasta

Bump

Rolling for this

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rollin'

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Just one off bump

Rollin

Shit one off again bump

he's just trying to "win" by making you feel bad.
if he was really hurt he wouldn't be reaching out to you like that.

Honestly OP you're a dick. He ment "I havent seen you in a while" but you had to sperge on him like you were saving this "roast" for years.

please just post this

Fuck it. Rolling again
Dubs get!

Looks like you're the edgelord here faggot.

yeah boii

winner

no he didn't.

Winrar!

I won first fag

Ask him if it would make him feel better if you raped his mother as well

winraR

This won first.

Oh yeah

>sleep well
>we should talk more
Yeah dude has a major boner for op

eyy fuck you, OP post the copy pasta first

WINRAR ( . Y . )

Fuck you summer fag

this is garbage post the copypasta

Bampllllllllllolol

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If you don't post the first one then OP is confirmed fag

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Agree

Listen here mike, i don't care. Either you stop being such a little faggot, bothering all of us on fb, and i leave you alone, or you continue your asinine attention stunts, and keep getting your own shit kicked back in your face.

Delete your account, and kill yourself, you sniveling little cumstain.

Op here, can someone post the full copy paste?

Here you go, senpai. Dubs decided next message.

Welp. OP's a fag.

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rolling for "I'm sure your dead brother has a petite ass"

FAKE OP BOYS

Ayy.

rolling for pasta

Your brother sucked better dick than your mum faggot kys

Why'd you block his picture? It's visible in the other posts. Sup Forums has no interest in doxing you or your cum muffin friend.

>Your brother sucked better dick than your mum faggot kys
>bamp

Because your a wanna be edge Lord faggot and your brother is lucky to be dead so he doesn't have to deal with you anymore

rolling for this so hard

Kek bump

So can I suck your dick would that make you feel better faggot

Im lost at the second and third picture can someone explain?

OP here, I kinda just wanna ask him if I can smell his feet, is that okay buddies?

Because I have always felt a connection with you. If I tell you my true emotions, I'm afraid of getting hurt. I can't fall in love again.

rolling

Rrrolll

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It wasn't a joke.

pls dubs

Please do it

this

I'm sorry dude it's just that I really like you and I don't know how to act sometimes when a cute guy talks to me.

How about this op?
streamboobs.com/inflatable-lover-wpussy-kaede-p26185.html

Sorry i didnt know what to say i kinda like u

Reroll

ROLLING FOR THIS

It seemed like you were ok with joking about death so I went for it. I thought my joke was a killer, no need to let our friendship die over something so trivial and lifeless. You're right about me crossing a line though, I'll decease immediately lest this incur grave consequences, I hope this brings finality to the matter and we can close the curtains here.

roll

Rolling

Reroll. Have to include pic.

fuck yeah

Reroll foe this

WINRAR

Give him the pirate version next:

>What in Davy Jones’ locker did ye just bark at me, ye scurvy bilgerat? I’ll have ye know I be the meanest cutthroat on the seven seas, and I’ve led numerous raids on fishing villages, and raped over 300 wenches. I be trained in hit-and-run pillaging and be the deadliest with a pistol of all the captains on the high seas. Ye be nothing to me but another source o’ swag. I’ll have yer guts for garters and keel haul ye like never been done before, hear me true. You think ye can hide behind your newfangled computing device? Think twice on that, scallywag. As we parley I be contacting my secret network o’ pirates across the sea and yer port is being tracked right now so ye better prepare for the typhoon, weevil. The kind o’ monsoon that’ll wipe ye off the map. You’re sharkbait, fool. I can sail anywhere, in any waters, and can kill ye in o’er seven hundred ways, and that be just with me hook and fist. Not only do I be top o’ the line with a cutlass, but I have an entire pirate fleet at my beck and call and I’ll damned sure use it all to wipe yer arse off o’ the world, ye dog. If only ye had had the foresight to know what devilish wrath your jibe was about to incur, ye might have belayed the comment. But ye couldn’t, ye didn’t, and now ye’ll pay the ultimate toll, you buffoon. I’ll shit fury all over ye and ye’ll drown in the depths o’ it. You’re fish food now.

WINRAR

>quads
>post a quadriplegic

Shit, he found the formula

Quads have spoken

Winrar

Quadleladledubs win!!

roll

Quads have spoken.

come on OP you have to send this

checking those quads boys

Dubs please. Thanks google

OP you're a fucking idiot and an edgelord faggot

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QUADSRIPLEGIC.

Nioce

rolling for the 666X666 image yo

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Quads have spoken, waiting for his response.

if the head right biggie there err night timbs for my hooligans in Brooklyn

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He's so gay for you op

XD

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o shit nigga