Sup Forums i need help...

Sup Forums i need help. Im a 23 year old virgin and im about ot have sex tomorrow with girl iv been dating for a few weeks. I kinda talked a big game but i never had sex.

WTF should i do? IDK good positions or how to eat pussy... fuck me man.

Fuck me? Fuck you.

nou2

go look up some guides on the internet my man, eating pussy isnt too hard, just go read up on where the clit is and what it looks like and general cunilingus tips. as for fuckin', missionary works, doggystyle works, dont try to be a jackhammer when youre inexperienced as youll come off as inexperienced

Don't stick it up the ass,unless gay
Dont cum fast

kek

fake it till you make it my good man. you talked a big game, so now it doesn't matter if youve never fucked before or not. she'll just think you have shit technique if you fuck up bad enough. if you dont, youll just be boring. no harm done.

the ONE thing to remember and I wish someone had told me this before my first time:

foreplay. or lube. or both. but she has to be wet before you try to get in there, otherwise it's just awkward and embarrassing as fuck.

It's simple. Put your penis inside of her. If you have an issue finding the hole, she'll probably help guide it in. Cum as quickly as you can; she'll respect that, I promise. Then get ready for round 2!

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whyd you talk a big game faggot, it'll only make you nervous.

but my only advice is to enjoy her body and such. don't be afraid to feel her and put your bodies together in bed, porn makes sex look like it's just for coming asap. just enjoy it, seriously. you'll probably come pretty quick, but hey. what're you gonna do. just come to peace with that now and enjoy. congrats user

jerk off a bunch today, and a few hours before yall hang out. might help you last longer, maybe. it only works sometimes.

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>dont try to be a jackhammer when youre inexperienced as youll come off as inexperienced
how should i do it... fk

Thrusting comes really naturally, it's pretty much instinctual. Every animal has that shit down and hardcoded into their brains, so you'll be fine. If you feel like jackhammering her, go for it. You might want to try and take it slow to last longer, but just do whatever feels right.

yeah dont do that.

honestly if shes not a virgin, you dont have to worry about anything. its a dick inside a vagina, not the fucking big bang. youll psych yourself out by overthinking it. jackhammer is for experienced veterans.

the one thing i miss the most about sex early on is that you get to be nice and slow. theres this tension that gets built up if you take it one thing at a time. you can't really get that when you're older. so cherish that now. the slower, the easier for everybody probably.

also dont ever bitch out. example: if a girl is sleeping next to you, you're a dick if you don't at least TRY. get what i mean faggot?

Not op but since this thread is up, how do i kiss a girl? I know girls can tell if you've never kissed before and they usually think its weird.

Seconded. Also, if a girl ever sleeps in your bed, get in there along side her. A few years back, before I lost my virginity, I hung out with a girl and she went to sleep in my bed. I figured I'd be all noble and shit (like the borderline autistic jackass I am) and sleep on the couch. And because of that I didn't get laid. So don't be like me.

fag

Exactly. Every guy I know has a story similar to this and theyre just painful to listen to. Sleeping in your bed is basically an invitation. If you're smart, she's old enough to know exactly what shes doing and exactly what that means. But if she has to put flashing lights down a runway leading to her crotch for you to get the message, she'll just say fuck it and give up. Dont be this beta fuck.

just dont expect the pussy to smell good :)