> be with gf for 4 years
> have anal sex a few times a year
> tonight having the anals again
> gf really getting into it
> out of the blue asks to suck my dick straight out of her ass
> instantly go limp
> say i need some water and leave room
> mfw
seriously wtf is this common? she never even hinted she'd be into that nasty shit.
bad sex stories thread i guess
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pic of her needed for this story
you're not using your imagination user.
if she's into that, you can get her to do anything. ANYTHING.
> mfw you don't realize you hit the jackpot
out of anything i'm pretty sure that's the last thing i'd want her to do
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why...It's amazing
itz only smellz OP don't be a pussy
i kiss that mouth i don't fancy kissing a bacteria factory filled with shit and e coli. i know people in porn do that but i figured you have to pay them a lot who would voluntarily do that?
i wouljnt kiss her after but def would let her do it... sounds like she has a fantasy and wants to act it out, don't be scared of where the rabbit hole might lead user. and post a pic of her rabbit hole pls
How is it amazing? It's the same either way.
you're sticking your penis there, whats the deal...
i do it because she wants it sometimes. i clean my dick off with tissues or baby wipes right after. then let her do whatever. never did i put it in her face covered in shit.
at least she's not trying to put her shit-covered dick in YOUR mouth. just look at it that way
lolwut i've already said i extend her the same courtesy. i don't want anyone to do that.
i'm abandoning thread no one else has bad sex stories
i have no idea why this pic is in this thread but its pretty fucking gold
>two minutes of hate with gretchen carlson
Here I am trying to convince my gf for the past year to try anal and only now is she starting to consider it. Fucking OP doesn't realize he's hit the jackpot
you want her to put her shit-covered clit in your mouth? and don't abandon the thread finish what you started you whore
I've pretty much given up that dream. any advice to get her to re consider?
don't act like you don't like the smell of ass
Never has OP been more of a faggot
What's this girls YouTube channel? Been wondering for ages
Op doesnt have a gf. He's been fapping to anal porn and just doesnt like the idea.
>gf asks for ATM
>bad
you just don't know how to have fun
i thought it got taken down
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At first I started by playing with her ass, while fucking her from behind i'd lick my thumb and start rubbing her asshole but never put it in. She liked that, so I kept doing it.
After that every so often I would get her in the mood just by teasing her asshole until she basically begs me to fuck her. One night when we were drunk I went straight in for a rimjob and just tongued the fuck out of her asshole which she loved.
Was able to convince her to try a small buttplug from there and fucked her while she had that in, she came really fast. Rinse and repeat.
Few months later she said ok i'll let you try putting it in my ass. Basically just start small and push it further little by little.
pic related
Fucking women in the ass for over 20 years, nearly every gf I ever had, with the exception of two, were very into anal. NONE have ever sucked my dick after and none have ever let me go from ass back to pussy, until my gf of the past 4 years two months ago. Ass fucking her with her on her back, pull out, start slapping her pussy with my cock, act like I'm going to put it in, she gives me a totally fake "you shouldn't do that", and I rammed my cock in her pussy. I was hard as cuckkng diamonds, and started switching back and forth every minute then every few seconds. Hadn't cum that hard in forever. She's a fucking dirty pig that likes shitty dick in her Pusey and that's okay. Waited a few days after, no repercussion nothing happened with her pussy, now every time we fuck I make the switch constantly. It's the best because nobody would have ever let me do that and now I do it, so I guess what I'm trying to say is just stick your shitty dick in your whore girlfriends mouth and enjoy how fucking sick it is, because it's a lot better to fuck a dirty pig than it is to fuck a bitch that won't do dirty shit, because sooner or later you're going to want to do some shit and when you're with a woman that doesn't want to you're going to wish you were back with a shit sucking pig like you've got now.
>be me on vacation with ldr gf
>we get into a minor fight during dinner
>not speaking to each other for the moment
>go back to hotel room after dinner
>she says she's gonna take a shower and cool off
>me says I gotta use the toilet first, then you can spend all the time you want in there
>poop, don't do a lot of wiping since I'll take a shower next
>watch tv while she's in shower for an hour
>she comes out dressed in lingerie and sexy make-up
>she throws herself on me and starts sucking my dick
>then she tells me to roll over, I do
>first time ever, she starts rimming my asshole and thrusting her tongue in deep
>spend the next two hours having nasty sex
Boy I sure wish I'd been able to finish wiping tho.
Greatest thing I ever read on the internet