Hey Sup Forums let's have a contest, what's the most fucked up thing you have ever done?

Hey Sup Forums let's have a contest, what's the most fucked up thing you have ever done?

Come to this website

threw a brick through a guys window because he owed me money and it hit his newborn baby and killed it. happened years ago but still fucks with me when i think about it. I see his wife shopping sometimes and she is still fucked up from it I can tell.

Get these doubles

Oops, I mean these doubles

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Uhh

YOU FUCKING IDIOT THOSE ARE SATAN TRIPS

I became Satan?

>these doubles

fail

stab a dog in leg , left because blood was too much. everywhere with no cleanup

Seriously think this place might have been a reasonable place to try and find a female to talk to.

Oh well things happen

Fuck myself with a toothbrush and coconut oil, pushed my finger afterwards just to touch the tip of a new deuce 3 inches deep up my bumhole.

Not proud of it.

put cat in pillow case and slam it as hard as i could for about 10 minutes when i was like 10

Abused the shit out of my younger brother and started commuting jail worthy crimes. As horrible as it is I miss the days of being an edge lord.

>Goku was satan all along
Confirmed

i did fentanyl once

pulled out

Your mom

Your mum

The worst thing I ever did was get Satan's trips

Win

Committing*

raped my ex gf

driveby on a niggers house
last day of school and the natives were very restless. Niggers were chimping out in the cafeteray.nigger that i was cool with threw trash can and hit me in the leg on accident but stared me down. so that night we went by and shot that niggers house up and they were watching 'good times' on tv.

Two years ago my dad and step mom had a kid after about 10 years of failed attempts

Only thing is, one day they both came home drunk and my step mom went to bed, and my dad passed out on the couch

I went upstairs to find my step mom passed out in bed naked. I tried to just snap some photos and she woke up and started freaking out

I put my hand over her mouth to keep her from screaming as I Fucked her

The next day she acted a little weird with me, but not in a rape way, I think she thought it was a dream

But yea, my new half brother is actually my son :/

My numbers!

So.etimes I fuck myself in the ass with screwdriver handles. I don't know why. It's not the pressure on the inside of my bum that feels good it's the stretch of my asshole. Makes me feel guilty when I do it but I do it and I cum super quick.

Caught and eltrocuted a rat with a welder

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I would burn down a series of orphanages if it would make every cunt liberal globalist leave Sup Forums forever.

> Be me
> Angsty freshman in HS
> Really pissed off one day
> First three periods are shit
> Bell for fourth rings
> Fuck yeah it's lunch
> Waiting in line for what seems like hours
> Finally get food
> Begin walk back to table
> Sharp pain in the back of my neck, like some kid punched me
> Makes me drop tray
> "Fucking retard!" I blurt out
> Turn around
> Some autistic kid having a seizure
> Must've fallen and hit my neck
> Keep walking toward table
> Never look back

I voted for obama

i goated a girl to kill herself when i was 13 and she did it

There was a girl that lived on my block and I raped her every day after school for a year.

Never get a get

No one fucking cares, fuck off

>no green text

yep, i raped two of my classmates when i was 15, took them into my basement, i used to beat them horribly too.

Kek

are they walking around or are they a pile of bones, also nice trips?

hmmmmm better than expected, so op will throw in one of his own, I scream "TIMEEEHHHHH" when the retard in an electric wheelchair rides down the hall

lmao

I'm too lazy. I think she wanted it though because she stopped trying to lock her door or stop me.

This is a trips thread now. Trips get

Aaaànd trips get

>20 at university (live on campus)
>been sick all day gastro
>get booty call from one of my roots
>tall blonde 8/10 but had a stroke as a kid or something left arm was all droopy.
>no fucks given a roots a root
>she lives in girls college no boys allowed after 10
>yeahright.jpg
>sneak in like snek
>getting blowjob. Feelsgoodman. Push droopy arm out of the way
>look at the time its cum o'clock
>thousand suns
>gastro strikes due to dem involuntary muscle contractions
>sloppy poo poos everywhere
>lots on droopy arm

Right about now

I drank water once

Fudge

And get

man

so much for sleeping... jesus

Stuck one of those play-doh pushers up my ass when I was 6 (not even joking)

The fuck mate, did you went jail for this?

Quite possibly the funniest thing I've ever read, I'll hire you to tell me stories from now on. I don't have money so I'll pay you with malnourished zimbabwean children

Leave the toilet seat up.

>I browse Sup Forums 4 hours per day

I played with my younger sister's body in her sleep
Also, nearly all of her friends too

I watched my sister shower, in the bathroom and changing in her room.

I liked it most when I could catch her mastarbating in bed or in the bathroom.

Sometimes I would massage her before bed in the dark. I'd start with both hands and eventually jerk off with one hand and massage her with the other. I don't think she ever knew about me jerking off while massaging her. I always tried to get closer and closer to her pussy and ass but she would tell me when I went to far each time.

I even had videos of me undressing her and playing with her body in her sleep. I deleted these videos and images.

She caught me doing these things often. Eventually she talked about it with her therapist. I was removed from the house at 19.

Holy fucking shit you need help

don't stop, do go on

I used to be a Brony

Took a hot asian girl who was practically passed out drunk home from bar and fucked the shit out of her, I was drunk as fuck as well, but I kinda feel bad about it

did she massage your dick?

we actually went out for a few weeks as well, til my japanese gf found out i was cheating and shit hit the fan

Don't

When I was like 5 or 6 I threw a kitten down a flight of stairs then blamed it on my brother. I assume I did it because we used to throw toys down the stairs to watch it flop around, so one thing led to another.

Get help user, or dont... just kill yourself

That's a win

strangled a child
he didn't die, but I wasn't gonna stop if someone hadn't pulled me off of him

Or a fuck up in a thread about fuck ups?

I came in my friends mouth why he was asleep.

Did he ever find out?

where were u living? pics of them?

Yeah haha. I felt bad, but he was too pathetic to do anything about it.

PSA: Everything here is an artistic work of fiction. Only a fool would take anything written here as fact.

Dug a deep ass hole on a beach. Sharpened a sturdy stick and firmly planted it at the bottom. Covered the hole with a black plastic bag and sand over as a top layer. It could've literally killed someone

there was a kid in my hichschool that used to bully the special ed children. one day in the bathroom I smashed his face against the wall about a dozen and then pissed on him. Told him he had to go volunteer in their room during lunch or I would cut one of his balls.

The special ed teachers thought he was really sweet guy after that, but I knew the truth.

I thought I was being a hero at the time, but it was actually fucked up and I regret it.

I once returned a book to the library three days late. I still sometimes see nightmares

wellington nz, i have have a pic of the jap gf

>IT class wants me to make a powerpoint
>I was 12 back then
>Make shitty powerpoint about memes and ragecomics
>get B

I still have the File.

Happens to the best of us man... Hopefully god can forgive you somehow...

Everyone in here is a fucking liar except for the fag shit.

SICK

in that case would a DNA test work? since you are his child anyway.

>pissed on him
kekd
moar

I had gay sex. With my cousin. A lot. He still cums in my mouth or ass occasionally

jap gf, yep i was living wth her

This fucked me up. Coming here was a terrible decision

wtf... You literally need to end your life. Mostly for your sister and partially yours as well

I got lots of help and I'm pretty much cured now.
I did want to die for a long time. Now I just want to be a good person and help everyone.

Don't really need to go on about it. I'm good, nigga.

I got the help I needed.

Gay sex, animal abuse, rape, and making fun of retards, welcome to Sup Forums everybody

Used the cash from the registers to buy a couple of kg's of hash for "my" distributors, and returning the money once they'd sold enough.

Worked like a charm five times. But my courier got took.

Hard to explain to HQ, really.

Glad to hear it, you can do it user. Congrats

what was it like fucking a japanese woman? are they as annoying as they sound in porn?

My girlfriend at the time liked ice in her pussy, but we ran out of ice.

I substituted frozen corn and she loved it.

Fantasize about fucking my aunt. I've done everything from sniffing her panties, touch her in her sleep after she's taken her ambien so she won't remember, snuck naked pictures of her from a crack in the bathroom door, etc.

lol faggot

HERO