Be american

>be american
>wake up and pour a bowl of High-Fructose Sugar Clumps™
>drive to work in my Chevy super truck 3000 that handles like I'm driving a king size bed
>listen to some true blue american hood culture on the radio
>drop daughter to Tyrone and Jamal's for morning reparations before school
>pick up my morning coffee (long black with 1 shot of coffee and 3 shots of caramel syrup, room temperature)
>sit in traffic for 30mins
>remember I need to stop at the strip mall because its my day to pick up the glazed donuts for work
>park car, Dacquan knocks on the car window
>get shot, it takes Dacquans whole gang to drag me from my car
>shart
>Hernandez steals wallet from my dying body
>everyone claps at the funeral

Serious question: why are americans so fucking fat and retarded?

Serious answer: Las Malvinas son de Inglaterra

>be american

>56%
>55%
>54%
>53%...

Bit racist bruv

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Lmao

(Soz about pic, being wrong, its a few weeks old now)

:^)

9.11 Vietnam you are fat get shot

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America was made of cotton.

Approximately 0 inbred paki goblins built that clock tower.

HORRIFIC BETRAYAL OF 1,400 CHILDREN

hollywood rapes kids all the time
every american male is ritualistically mutilated at birth

>Be american
>claim to be free
>cant have kinder surprise
>cant collect rain water
>cant drive standard
>cant go out without getting shot
>cant shit outside a mart
>cant install windmills in their properties
>cant marry people of their same sex
>cant go to the hospital without going broke
>cant behead their neighbors and peek the skin of their head without getting in jail
>cant goiing to college without going bakrupt

>his dick looks like a flesh coloured wet sock tied off with a rubber band

Yeah I'm super jealous

>implying Hernandez would do such a thing

>I'm GLAD Dr Szlecky had me mutilated against my will
>I WANT to have a dried up raisin dick with no sensation

>he doesn't like Sugar Clumps

>be American
>have only ever seen 5 black people in my life
>seen even less Mexicans
REEEEEEEEEEE WHY CAN'T I LIVE IN A MULTICUTURAL SOCIETY LIKE BRITBONGISTAN

>lose land right off your coast
lol

Statistically nearly every second person in america is non-white

you should leave your basement some time user

ah yes i forgot all about the Great Stirring of 1863 where the entire nation was homogenized

He said Statistically you autist. You live in Tennessee you probably see Jacquans and Devonte by the dozen stop lying on a meme forum you're not fooling anyone.

I think Yanks have a charm.
Stop being a cunt.

>t. knows absolutely nothing about Tennessee
If you don't live near Memphis, it's not a problem.
Literally my town and all towns around mine are whiter than anywhere you've been. It's all 95+% white.
Keep up with the sour grapes, senpai.

>>cant marry people of their same sex

>be britbong
>wake up and drink tea which leaves more stain on rotting teeth
>face Mecca and pray
>say cheerio to Jamal and friends
>they get offended
>Sharia patrol comes
>get beheaded in street
>couldn't defend cuz can't own gun
>Jamal and friends gangbang slag gf

bump because I saw this on normiebook

they're retarded because they're fat and stupid

>Be British
>get bombed, shot, beheaded, cucked, raped and stabbed
>lose empire
>live in authoritarian surveillance state with Sharia police because actual police will get murdered if they attempt to stop all the crime

>be American
>can't drive manual

top fucking kek

>be american
>be fat