Breakfast thread

breakfast thread

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*nuzzles

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did everyone left again

I wish it was breakfast time

But who cares, anytime is time for cereal!

Fell out of the elevator twice

Yeah i didn't see that at all.
Don't break your frame :)

Hi-hi

That's one hot kitty

hey buddy.
what's doing?

Elevators hate me

Doin okay. Horny and pent up.
Yourself?

Kinky

Stop riding them so hard. they can only take so much from you :)
I'm none of those things right now.
you undies user?

greetings thread

looks too goofy

Hey Riley, you do some heavy lifting today?

no

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oh?
Had a good day at least?

exams are over, so of course, how was your day?

I sleep in the nude~

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goddamn man i was about to eat this shit too

Great! you going to go out a celebrate?
I've been good actually, got lots of productive work done.
Doesn't everyone?

Sure

not explicitly, but I've got a few things planned with friends so I guess that counts


I don't sleep nude though

these threads in the morning really make my day. thank you.

Can't believe I got a boner fantasizing about this picture. Would love to kiss him, and do some frotting

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Not everyone.
Feels nice though :P

I sleep in a cute one piece suit and discreet kiddy diapers

Maybe elevators should stop being whores and let everyone ride them
I don't sleep nude

>dick is bigger than your torso

can someone explain to me if this is shitposting like spiderman or if this is like that guy with the mask

Well do lots of drinking and hot on every girl / guy.
wake up in a strange bed.
Start sleeping nude.

I would much rather not do that

No, I don't like the feel of it

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They do, but if you fall off it's cause you're a virgin.
Why it's very comfortable.

youtube.com/watch?v=SrkX9WYmBdU

Frank do you want me to keep posting fur?

I don't think it is

Don't remind me of those hellish masks
Is it really that much more comfortable?
Nibi should watch out then
Do as you will

I have some new stuff

Yeah it's so much more freedom for your legs.
Nothing gets snagged or twisted around. It's just natural feeling.

>jerking off with barbs on dick

I've done it before, I know how it feels, I don't like it

>not jerking off with barbs on dick

after sex you put your pajamas on?

You're showing yesterday was rather good
My legs are in America. They are already as free as possible

I never said anything about pajamas, I sleep in my underwear

I've got some new gifs

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Merica

Hes got a point

I'll take that as a no

whats going on in that top right corner? i'm confsued.

That head means Show me what you got

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you're really going to complain about this shit being unrealistic?

I know that faggot! Eric, is that you?

Can i see your legs?

Forgot pic

heh, nice.
Show gay fucking gif pls.

don't have a clue either

will do

This ^

I can do that

Gigaddy
I want some ;.;

No
America. FUCK YEAH!

go get some

that is the stupidest thing I have ever seen

both good :)
If only i could take boner eagle in my butt.

48 more where that came from

I like what you got
It's supposed to be tongue in cheek comedy
Eagles should not be in butts

it stops when I don't feel like posting or when something more fun comes to mind

So 'merica fuck yeah only applies to dicks not eagles?

Fair enough
Fingers, dicks, sex toys are allowed in butts. Eagles are specifically prohibited

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Well then eagles aren't really free then.

I am bored

Butts would only oppress them. Only in the sky can they know freedom
Have you tried not being bored?

and how do you propose that?

Start drinking, your going out tonight right?

Defeat someone in single combat

post your rare nichijous

I'm not going out

but who

I don't have any
Use the random matchmaking system. It shall be the first stranger you encounter

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wait, in what?

Single combat in real life. What else could I be talking about?

but its night, there's no one around

You might have to widen the search from local to regional.

too lazy for that

𝓨𝓸𝓾'𝓵𝓵 𝓬𝓸𝔀𝓪𝓻𝓭𝓼 𝓭𝓸𝓷'𝓽 𝓮𝓿𝓮𝓷 𝔀𝓻𝓲𝓽𝓮 𝓯𝓪𝓷𝓬𝔂.

Man i want to lick that butt.

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all the file names messed up, but there's more of that guy in here

Challenge tiger to melee combat