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I'm trapped in my apartment by shitloads of wasps.
There are couple hundred downstairs around all the bushes outside.
I walked past yesterday and got absolutely wrecked, as did a few of my neighbors.

It seems like a swarm of unusually aggressive pollen wasps, or a ground hornet nest that's been getting worse over time.
It started with a few, but they're suddenly aggressive, so I lean toward the second.

A bunch of my neighbors and I are just sitting up on the third story balconies watching people get shit on by the red and yellow sea of pain below.

tl;dr
Wasps everywhere, can't leave, how do?

Code Lyoko

Kek.

I'd say just call the apartment manager, let them can an exterminator.

make smoke, lots of it
burn them all

topkek

Time stamp your shit faggot, I want to see the wasps

Fill one water balloon with ammonia

fill another water balloon with bleach

Tape them together

Lob the grenade with all your might at the wasps

Lots and lots of raid if the manager thing dont work

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Wasps dont have nerves, nerve gas wont work faggot. He should use telekinesis, trust me I played witcher

kek

Will telekinesis fit inside a water balloon?

Called manager a few hours ago. Apparently the exterminator is wanting to wait until night because it's dangerous.

Gonna try and get a few pictures/videos of the people downstairs encountering asshattery.

Only the long ones they make into balloon doges

Thats smart, most will be in the nest at that time. Sucks for you guys though kek

Flamethrower, we fucked Japs up with it we can fuck up wasps

The only obvious answer is to burn your apartment building to the ground and start over.

OP full time wasp exterminator here where do you live?

Mistakes were made fam.

>semi-cold smoke grenade
>from milsim and shit because autist.
>pull striker tape and drop into bush.
>shit perfectly rolls onto the sidewalk.
>Three of us are watching our freedom unfold just like america watching brexit polls.
>One that looks like trigglypuff
>Super tall black guy, looks like a gymrat.
>me, 240lb software dev

>wasps literally fly everywhere in response to smoke, up to the higher floors even.
>A few land on trigglypuff
>Arms start waving, crushing wasps against her like tribal warpaint.
>gymrat has vanished.
>Back it the fuck up indoors.

Houston, hoping the chance of rain today liberates me.

time to suit-up and lay waste to those fuckers.
no exposed skin, advanced anti-wasp weaponry and you're good to go.

Order a pizza, video pizza guy getting his shit fucked.

Get some bug bombs. Anytime you go out of your apartment take some of them when you leave. Activate activate all of them so that you're surrounded by a cloud of mist. Suffer a less painful death than those little hell beasts.

Don't be retarded, just call a fucking exterminator already.

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Listen I can help you. I do all my jobs during the day that other exterminator sounds like a pussy.

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Fucking flamethrower will solve your problem...

Don't know if it's even a nest, only assumed this because it gradually worsened, then they suddenly became aggro as fuck.

They look more like pollen wasps, but there's a shitton.

Deodorant + lighter or match = flamethrower. Go ham and post results

Call an exterminator, give the bill to the landlord. If you have to leave cover yourself in a sheet and get through. There is a walkway to the beach near where I live plagued by Wasps in summer. Peiple walk through without a sting. Just paper Wasps. You most likely dealing with German or Japanese Hornet's. They're hostile. Ours only attack when they feel threatened as in you sit on one of swing at them.
Didn't read your entire post but I hope this helps. Also remember it takes near to a hundred stings to be hospitalised by Wasps, low venom but numerous stings.

they look close to this?

I am not a strong enough man to fight the hordes alone and die in a losing battle.

Looking for bottle,
Exterminator comes tonight anyway, though.

walk away from your apartment with windows open, no screen. come back at night.

No OP you will be a brave man today i will help you defeat these foes

~FTWE

That's totally it, the german hornet.
wikipedia image.
>Call an exterminator, give the bill to the landlord.
this is already in progress.

Threads prob dead folks, nothing fun coming out of this, just patience, and biding.

call the bug terminator

>flamethrower
You mean unbirthing-spray?

from the car, bedsheets worked.
Wasps don't attack you if you're hidden under white silk fams.
they respect the luxury.

Pussy I am disappointed

~FTWE

who ya gonna call?

Glad I could help. Did you tell the exterminator what he's dealing with?

Dale's Dead Bugs?

Accidental post link.

who you work for, just wondering, southwest exterminating?

I don't have any way to contact them, no idea who it is.
The burden has shifted.
May the mighty emerge victorious.

Bs no way would he leave wasps at the main entrance, waiting until night is the legit way to solve the problem but in this situation residence can sue. Its in the contract that the property manger is in charge of bug control.

>mozell

this, kek.

German wasps? Hostile? Fellow germanfag here and these bitches dont do shit here. You black by any chance? Racist insects?

How does this work?

its fucking good ok?! homsegutt.

HAHA
>immigrants in germany
nice try op could see through

By being smarter than a flying ant you dipshit

BURN THEM ALL

ever seen deadliest catch? The crab-nets are the same, just with satan spawn

lol, the wasps smelled fish

even insects hate pussy americunts