Waifu claiming thread

Waifu claiming thread.
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>This is not Sup Forums, this is /mai/
>No stealing (unless trips or more)
>No oversexualised content
>No RP of any kind (maybe some on occasion)
>Discussion is welcomed
>Insults must be original
>I want my minimalism back
>3D is almost always trash
>Down with democracy
>Most importantly, have fun!
Homura claimed.

That sounds like something I wouldn't like lmao
I hate that kind of shit, I would rather just go watch porn, ya know?
Glad about your internet though. Gonna go play overwatch now?

Come at you on my 60.mbps internet COnnection Fuck the police.

>60 mbps
Holy fuck nigger I only have like 100 kbps
How much do you pay for that shit

QOTT: how many dicks can your waifu take?

Democracy is your friend

I know you like cute stuff. You got me into this shit. Kiniro has changed my life about shit. people think im weird tho for watching it like im gay or some shit.

Lily claim.

Good morning, /waifu/

60 bucks a month. When you dont have to run intenet on camels and sand dunes its cheaper fam.

(QT)
Checked

Trips
Stolen from self.

Still lurking Jib?

Morning

They'll be no dicks left after your waifu is done. ~

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I feel you dude, sometimes people are assholes.
But fuck it, watch what you want. As long as it makes you happy and you aren't hurting anyone, right?

60 bucks for 60 mb internet holy shit
And it's unlimited? No data cap?

Always lurking
Can't miss the /waifu/ meta

Hahaha, how bout shitposting? That going well?

Good morning.

Good morning there.

If there's a data cap i havent found it.

Dude just owned with D.va and Mei feels so good to freel game!@!

Hello Kyouko beauty
You are doing great!

>Kyouko for Kyouko puffs

Good Morning Kyouko!

Good morning Kyouko
What's up
Morning to you too
How's your day?

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Sweet Kyouko when?

My morning has been well and has consisted of doing this.
I don't think i have seen you before. Are you doing great?

Cutie.

>You are doing great!
But it's too hot...

Hello Lily!

Hey Takao.
I'm doing good, it's a bit too hot though.

>

Never, her boobs aren't big enough.

Is there a word for the orange marks appearing around her head? I want to add them to an ohayo

welcome back popular italy

I need more Karen

It is quite hot today. I miss winter, but when winter comes, it's too cold.
>RIP NYC

How's life?

I'm doing well, you up to anything?
Ah, hope it cools off a little
Pixiv, Danbooru, Google, zerochan, etc

Thank you

That's not me, friend.

Fuck off Yume

You're too hot~

You could cook a croissant bare handed.

Not really. Mostly just sitting here tired.
Tell me something about yourself lov.

Tristana claimed
And heading out for a while. I have to fix this dreaded sleep cycle

>her boobs aren't big enough
But that's part of why she is perfect.

I honestly have no idea, sorry.

Goodbye all, for now.

You're Atago's sister, right? I'm Karen, pleased to meet you.
Another time though, will get to know you better.

Thanks anyway, I edited it myself.

Welcome back aswell terrorist.

Good I guess, heat aside.

I wish I was as cold as an ice cube at the moment.

I guess that's true.

Oh, my bad, I joined like last night and i hadn't met you yet
I like playing OW
See you then
au revoir, Karen

Sleep well

Goodbye

Time for an ice bath
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Neat

>ice bath
Preparing an organ harvest?

Miho claimed

before I go lol, it worked
Homura I think I can do edits for you

It murdered her eggs.
Cheap birth control

Miho-chan
>hugs

Yuuko-chan

MGS:V is confusing me.

That was a nice nap.

Don't question the whales.

And a short one.
Hello again.

How's life?

>i'm fine

Yo

About 20 minutes or so. Perfect in my eyes.

Evening waifu! I'm here one hours before going to bed.

How was your day until now?

Du gehst um 8 ins Bett?

Still kind of shit. Would be ubering but washing my clothes.

Nur heute, muss um 3 Uhr aufstehen um 4 außer Haus gehen um den Zug um 5 zu erwischen um rechtzeitig um 7 in der Arbeit zu sein.

Kein Witz. Ich bin froh, dass ich bald umziehe

>implying you made the day worse by coming in

ENGLISH, MOTHAFUCKER, DO YOU SPEAK IT?!

People say that it's very hot today
I didn't notice until now~

Summer is the worst season for me... I like fall the best.

Hot you say?

>Implying I implied

what are you talking about?

It's not hot. It's warm.
33 degres Celsius
that's 91 fahrenheit for you

I personally like spring. I like the rain and the temp is decent.

Steaming

You add an extra 20 degrees

>91 is hot as hell

Those dub dubs are hot
Up until now implies that if we had a good day that up until now it was good
>91 F
I cant handle that heat and I live in Florida. That's why i don't like going outside

Then lets go to the beach.

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>lewd picture
oh my
it's not hot, it's the perfect temperature to go for a walk.

I just wanted to know how your day was up until now! Not implying anything!
>I can't handle that heat
I can! And I love it! And tomorrow is my first day at work. I'm looking forward to it.

Cream

You should head out and have some fun.
I hear your clubs are the bomb.

My body is ready

Walk on the beach?

Sugar

>I hear your clubs are the bomb.

Kings cross is good.
Get punched in the head and die.

Sure but only at sun set.

Austria does not connect with an ocean, so no beaches here.
Only lying in bed, barely clothed is an option

Thumb nail looked like a bloody dick.

I took a shot in the dark.

You'll still light up the night

Hate how the sands gets everywhere anyway.
That's my job~

No dicks, only staff.

It does what the fuck

Oh my.

>them nipples tho

True. I remember when I was in malta... one week later I still had sand on me.

>that's my job
being everywhere or being barely clothed? Or maybe both~?

Claiming, how's everyone?

I love you spike
Forgive my behavior

The only burns i'll get are from the fire in my heart.

I'm as adaptable as your waifu. I can be whatever you wish.

Not claiming

Look at cute akizuki :c

Beer is shit and is only for girls.

I could never drink beer, I'd throw up.
But I can drink spirits just fine.

I slept more than I should've

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Hatsuzuki > Teruzuki > Akizuki

Only cranberry juice for real men.

O-oh my, okay, that's enough hitting on and being perverted

While I agree, you probably never drank german beer. It's supposed to taste much better and not like water.
But since I don't like alcohol anyway I have no idea.

Mwerci

Great. You?

I understand.
If only qt senpai had as sharp a tongue.

>melts

Hi

You're exaggerating. It wouldn't make much of a difference to me.

I like her tongue like how it is
And it's ability to lick my cock

Don't worry ill cool you off with this hose.

>Original Merci?

How's yor day so far?

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Excited for work tomorrow?

You have endless biki pictures don't you?

Thank you

That right hand WTF

I'm new mercy, my day is good though. You?

Oh um, okay