Tfw no gf with short hair

>tfw no gf with short hair

yeah u wont get one in ur basement u fat cunt

Wow rood.

>ginger
>fat
>short hair

iktfb

Say that to my face leaf

did someone shit on her face through a strainer?

>fat

Nope, just T H I C C

Lmao Is this girl from Dalmatia lole

Damn daddy likey

Thicker, redder and more speckled than my strawberry tootsie roll

>tfw gf is 6ft with long blonde hair and blue eyes
>tfw you hit the jackpot

is that good or what

Why is her face covered in shit?

You most certainly did NOT hit the jackpot kek

bit gay desu

t. Jealous worm

Enjoy your short, round, brown haired, brown eyed troll

I fucking will you literal closeted homo faggot

Don't come crying to me the next time your amazonian she-beast of a gf splits your asshole from pegging you too hard

>Too insecure for tall women

Good luck navigating puberty son

Literally why not just date a man? Cut out the middle man

...

>t.faggot
Your opinion makes me angry

Isn't she a lesbo?

>Anything approaching 6ft is automatically a man
>6ft? Might as well fuck a man

If that's the way you think maybe I'm not the closeted homosexual here buddy

user I...

>6ft? Might as well fuck a man

Well, you MIGHT as well

Alright, how tall are you and how tall according to you should a woman be

6'5"

Women should be

>Blondes < Red head

t. Closet pedo

>5'7"
>pedo
Dutch are confirm no longer human height

>be Dutch college student in dormitory
>Amazonion girlfriend comes over
>'I want to try doggy-style user'
>have to open the window and let her upper half to fuck her

*upper half out

I played myself

What you want user is a significant height difference. Being much taller than someone else inherently causes an unbalance in (physical) power.

The unbalance in power is what pedos want because it makes them feel safe.
And since you're apparently threatened/unsafe by taller women it's not that much a of a leap to assume a similar process to that of pedos

>unironically wanting a manface short-haired bulldyke

I bet you're into traps too

>tfw she leaves you in 3 months for some alfa akhmed
Well, enjoy while it lasts m8.

Never before lost a gf to another man so Im not worried desu

That means your gfs are crap

That's ridicilous.

it's okey Sudan user, I can still understand your english and it's good.

Height is relative by country and Dutch become extremely unstable height because of genetic error. This is common in countries with low gene pool and interbreeding among families. There's a reason why dog breeds look very different in size from Poodle to German Shephard and their similiarities is the fact that they have huge inter breeding happen. Just like Dutch people

Life is all pain

#deep

I thought my post was tenuous/bullshit but your post is utter drivel desu

Or maybe I'm mentally healthy adult capable of building healthy, fulfilling relationships.

It doesn't matter, girls trade boys like holographic pokemon cards

Tomorrow she will see Hitler's dream and swoon into his arms

>never watched Lauren Conrad's "The Hills" or "Keeping Up with the Kardashians"
>claims to be relationships expert

bullshit as it is, you don't have any points to counter my reasons.

fuck off and die